Hello.
My name is Miha- Mello. My name is Mello. A new name for a new life, yes? Well, I don't know who you are. You know who I am. And you know the various things wrong with me. However, I shall list them. I like lists. They organise a messy world, you know? Anyway. I have: AD/HD, dyslexia, anxiety, paranoia and a fucked up past. Oh, and I think that someone is always watching me. So, person who constantly watches me, here you go. I'm going to explain my actions to you, rather than let you just wonder why I rip up everyone else's stuff, or eat chocolate all the time, or act like a total dick to everyone. Yup. Watari says this will help, although I don't see how. Mostly, it just seems like it'll take up my study time. Not that I do anything else. I'll admit it, I'm a freak for studying, because I'm never good enough. I used to be first. At everything. But- I don't suppose you know what I'm talking about, do you? I must explain, then.
I go to Quillish Wammy's Home For Extraordinary Children. No, this does not mean I am part of some kind of real life X Men. It means I am a genius, and I am an orphan, and I am a child. By genius, I mean higher than MENSA. I mean we're being trained to take the place of the three best detectives in the world, all one man, known as L. So you can imagine just how smart we might be. We all have letters. Mine is M. It matches my alias, Mello. And my real name. Oh well. You might as well know it, mightn't you? Not as if you're any danger. Mihael Keehl. No, I am not Russian, though I speak the language well enough. I am Lithuanian. Well, I was born there. My mother was Slovenian, if I remember correctly, and my father was…American? Yeah, I'm pretty sucky with the whole family/nationality/history thing. It's not like remembering it is pleasant at all. Anyway, the summary is that my parents died, I went to an orphanage, standard IQ test, I got sent to Winchester, to this orphanage, 'Wammy's House' and I'm stuck here until I leave or replace L. The replacing L thing isn't going too well for me at the moment, if I'm honest.
Well, explanation- check. Now for the whole second thing. I was first, smartest, best, the one who would replace L when he died…and then, two new orphans arrived. Matt and Near. Now, Near's first. Near's a bitch. I prefer to call him Sheep. Suits him. Albino bastard. He's Watari's grandson though, so it's a given that he's smart. And Matt…how does one describe Matt? Well, we'll start with the basics, as is always best. Matt has red hair. Matt has green eyes. Matt has pale skin and freckles. He wears orange lensed goggles everywhere (except to sleep, of course.). He is my room mate. He is third out of us 26. Honestly, I think he could do better if he actually tried. You know, he'd probably be first, but he's always slacking off and playing those video games of his. He is the most beautiful boy I have ever seen, and ever will see. And right now, as I'm thinking all of this, I am kissing him.
Oh yeah. I forgot to mention. I'm gay. Very, very gay.
