Harry Potter
Burn his broom
Kill Ginny
Video tape snape doing naughty stuff and force him to watch it
Give him a picture of Malfoy(sans shirt)for his birthday
Lock him in a room with the Durleys and force him to do magic that will anger,but not hurt them
Put green dye in Molly and Ginny's shampoo and blame it on Harry
Put sleeping pills in his drink then place him in a bed with a unconsious Umbridege (both of them naked)
Whack him over the head whenever he says the word voldemort
Get him addicted to coffee then only let him drink decaf
Give him polyjuice potion with snape hair in it
