Harry Potter

Burn his broom

Kill Ginny

Video tape snape doing naughty stuff and force him to watch it

Give him a picture of Malfoy(sans shirt)for his birthday

Lock him in a room with the Durleys and force him to do magic that will anger,but not hurt them

Put green dye in Molly and Ginny's shampoo and blame it on Harry

Put sleeping pills in his drink then place him in a bed with a unconsious Umbridege (both of them naked)

Whack him over the head whenever he says the word voldemort

Get him addicted to coffee then only let him drink decaf

Give him polyjuice potion with snape hair in it