Hey people of the world of Fanfics! This is SkylarkOfTheMoon bringing you my third fanfic. So I was listening to random radio stations one day when I found one particular station that was giving out advice for the listeners. I thought it was boring at first then I actually began to like it. Who knew the world was filled with tons and I mean tons of problems? So I decided to do an advice-giving radio show myself. Starting our one and only cute tuna fish...TSUNAYOSHI SAWADA!

Disclaimer: I do't own Katekyo Hitman Reborn. I wish I do but I don't.


Tsuna:A-Ano Skylark-chan why did you choose me for this program?

Skylark-chan(Me obviously): Because my little tuna fish with your friendly aura you'll easily attract and persuade listeners to let them tell you their problems. I'd rather have Hibari do it but with his scary aura he might actually make scare away listeners and the problems of this modern society will continue to occur on the next generation.

Tsuna: *brain is hurting due to advance vocubulary* Wha?

Skylark-chan:Let me put this simply. Do you care about the Vongola?

Tsuna: Yes of course.

Skylark-chan:And do you care about the next generation of people who will take over the Vongola?

Tsuna: Sure bu-

Skylark-chan: Then it is your duty as Vongola Decimo to rid the world of their problems so these problems shall not continue onwards to the next generation of young people that could possibly be candidates for the Eleventh Generation of Vongola. Just think about it if you don't rid of their problems now what could happen to Vongola? Instead of beating the crap out of the evil in the world they could be sitting alone in their rooms cutting themselves with razors possibly thinking about suicide which leads to their deaths which leads to the destruction of Vongola which leads to their problems possibly influencing others who look up to them which leads to more depression which leads to buying $2 razors which leads to more deaths which can lead to the destruction of the world. TSUNA YOU COULD ACTUALLY CAUSE WORLD DESTRUCTION IF YOU DON'T DO THIS!

Tsuna: *blinks eyes rapidly* Here Skylark-chan have some water.

Skylark-chan: Thanks *gulps down water and crushes the bottle with bare hand*

Tsuna: *cringes*

Skylark-chan: So *wipes excess water from mouth* Where were we?

Tsuna: U-Uhm me causing world destruction.

Skylark-chan: Oh right. So what do you say Tsuna?

Tsuna: *thinks* I'll do it but I have to asked my Reborn since he usually makes my training schedules.

Reborn: *lands on Skylark-chan's shoulder* You should do it Tsuna.

Tsuna: When did you get here? and why are you dressed as a goth?

Reborn: Technically I'm an emo and if you don't participate I'm gonna kill myself.

Tsuna: Oh su...WAIT!WHAT?

Reborn: Not only that you'll be shaming your ancestors by destroying the future generation of Vongola and you'll make your mark in history as 'The Worst Vongola Boss Ever.'

Tsuna: You mean you'll actually let me do this Reborn?

Reborn: Of course I care about Vongola as much as you do and It will be a good training method. A good Vongola Boss know how to solve any problems he and his family might face.

Tsuna:He really turns everything into a training session

Reborn: Not actually everything Tsuna just the ones that will shape you into 'The Best Vongola Boss Ever.'

Tsuna: Stop reading my mind Reborn it's creeping me out.

Reborn: No. Then how will I know if my student is bad mouthing me inside his head and it is my job as a tutor to creep you out as much as possible.

Tsuna: Reborn is such a smart-ass. Wait why did I think that? I mean to say that Reborn is such a 'Best Hitman' Eh-hehehe

Reborn: Nice save Tsuna. Now me and Skylark have to go but we'll be listening to your Radio Show soon. *jumps off Skylark's shoulder*

Tsuna: Wait! Who's gonna help me with the show?

Skylark-chan: Don't worry my friends Whitney and Skylar will be here to help you soon and I might invite some of your friends here to be co-hosts from time to time.*leaves with Reborn* BYE TSUNA! *accidentally walks out a window instead*

Skylark: OW!

Tsuna: *sweatdrops*

Skylark-chan: I'm okay...I hope.


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