Your Friendly Neighborhood Teen Titans

By: schnepomatic

Disclaimer:

I do not own Spider-Man or the Teen Titans. They are owned by Marvel and DC Comics. My version of Spider-Man is my own, but the Teen Titans is based off of the T.V. show that aired on Cartoon Network. Please note, that I am open to suggestions, but I have a pretty good idea on how I want the story to go. And I may use similar ideas to other fanfiction crossovers of Spider-Man and The Titans, and if they are almost exact, I will let you guys know who wrote it, and I will give them credit where credit is due. Also, if you comment an idea and I use it, I will try to say thank-you in the area I used it. Know that this boring Crap is outa the way, ENJOY THE EPIC TALE OF YOUR FAVORITE TEENAGE HEROES!

Chapter 1: Heroes Collide

"Life sucks" thought our favorite arachnid. He was web-swinging through the smoggy city of New York late at night trying to clear his head. His life just basically turned to hell. It was the middle of summer break before he started his senior year of high school, when life threw him a curve ball that slammed into his heart. Aunt May had finally died of a poor health condition; her heart finally gave out on her. She had been fighting this bad heart since peter could remember, and with his uncles death, her condition worstend. It had been almost 2 years since his uncles death, and Aunt May just couldn't fight it anymore. And since Peter had no other family to stay with, the 'Daily Bugle' had decided to fund for him to stay in an apartment until he graduated high school, and come work full time for the Bugle. The deaths of so many people he loved was almost too much to bear.

"First my parents, then Uncle Ben, then Gwen, and Finally Aunt May, this has got to be the worst thing possible" thought Spidey. He almost had enough of this world, and at this point, all he had left was Spider-Man. With yet another flip of his wrist, his 'magical' web shot out with a 'fwip', attaching itself to the building ahead of him. As he swing with AMAZING speed towards his destination; the empire state building. With the agility of a spider, he quickly let go of his web line, and landed silent as a SPIDER on one of the ledges. He sat on the ledge, legs dangling over, himself resting his elbows on his knees, holding up his head with his hands, pondering what to do with his life. Spider-Man was the cause of all his problems, yet it was part of him. If he wasn't what he promised himself he was going to become, then what was he going do? No one said his double life was going to be easy, yet he hadn't expected his life to get ruined. He was a mess.

Suddenly, the back of his neck began to tingle. Immediately with speed that could rival Iron Man's flight, he was in his famous crouch, ready for any attack. But suddenly, a flash of light surrounded our web head, and he was gone…

Meanwhile in an alternate universe 10 minutes prior…

The Titans were scrambling about. The alarm had just gone off, alerting them of trouble. They were alerted that a large group of villains were attempting to pull a jail break, freeing their comrades in crime. So with a great hustle, they all crammed into the T-Jet, and about 3 minutes later, were outside of the jail.

"Strange" thought Robin, "no welcoming party or anything". They saw that the big metal doors had been ripped off of their tracks, so they decided to just show themselves in.

"What, they couldn't wait to see there ugly pals and just knock?" joked Beast Boy. No one laughed, and Raven replied with "Well maybe they caught sent of you, and with how bad you smell I think anyone would bust down doors to get away". Beast Boy pouted at the harsh joke from Raven. She always did this to him.

"I'm getting several reading from down the hall" said Cyborg with his arm scanner out. He claimed that they were just on the other side of the checkpoint security door. He then began to hack at the wall panel to try and get the door to open on its own. Starfire was looking over at Robin, seeing him troubled. "What is wrong Robin? Does something seem not-right to you?" she asked, snapping him back to reality. He turned to look at the beautiful Tamaranian girl. "Isn't it just a little strange that there were no criminals making a break for it through the front gates?" he commented. This got Starfire to stop and puzzle what was on the other side of the door.

"Got it" Cyborg said as he closed his wrist panel as the red lights on the door turned green. "Titans, be ready fo-" Robin saying before he shut his mouth at the sight. There, standing threw the door way were a lot of people, and none of them looked like candy gram deliveries. Mad Mod, Control Freak, the 3 H.I.V.E members (Jinx, Mammoth, and Gizmo), Cinderblock, Doctor Light, Killer Moth, and if that wasn't bad enough, there were Slade bot everywhere and floating above everyone on a piece of rock was… (Pause for dramatic effect) TERRA (Dun Dun Dun!) she was wearing a sleek metal suit, that had black joints around the elbows and knees, two little metal things stuck on her head, but what the titans really noticed was the big black-n-orange S on her chest.

She smiled at them with such an evil smile; it sent chills down even Robin's spine. Raven was taken over with rage at her betrayal, Starfire was just angry to see her. BB just sat there, feeling that hurt feeling creep back into his greenish heart. "So, you guys finally showed up" said Terra, breaking the constant staring and evil glares from her 'comrades'. "I was beginning to think that it would take half the city before you slowpokes came around. Not that it's gonna mater anyway, you'll all be dead soon enough" she said with that evil smile of hers. She then proceeded to point at the Titans, and then every villain in sight, along with the Slade bots charged.

"TITANS, GO!" shouted Robin, then the Teens leaped into action. Raven took on the H.I.V.E. members, throwing benches, chairs, tables and other debris at them. Robin took on Cinderblock and Killer Moth, Cyborg charged Control freak and Mad Mod sonic canon firing away, Starfire proceeded to shoot her famous star-bolts at Doctor Light and most of the Slade Bots, leaving Terra to Beast Boy. "Terra, why are you doing this? We're your friends!" Beast Boy proclaimed to the world. Terra's face suddenly changed from an evil smile to a cold glare as she spoke "Remember? I have no friends." She said with no emotion to her tone. She then proceeded to raise her arm and close her fist, and suddenly the ground under Beast Boy formed a Giant fist, which preceded to upper cut him into the celling. He suddenly changed into a gorilla, bringing his giant ape fistswhere Terra should have been, but her rock moved surprisingly fast. Meanwhile, Starfire was dodging rays of light and Slade discs. "Can you see the light yet? Or do I need to ENLIGHTEN you on how to?" Doctor Light bantered at the girl, shooting light balls out of his hand gantlet, in which Star fired her own energy ball at him, both missing terribly.

Raven grasped Jinx in her black magic hand, and threw her at Mammoth, knocking them both into the wall. But Gizmo shot her with a rocket, flinging her into a wall. As she levitated back to her feet, she shouted her famous magic spell, "Azarath Metrion Zinthos!" and Gizmo was encased in a black force field, which proceeded to spin. "Hey, no fair! Let me go you butt muncher!" he shouted as he spun around, and around. "Only if you insist" smirked Raven as she released him from her spell, flingin him into Mammoth and Jinx who had just got back onto their feet with a "UMF"!

Cyborg was beat into a wall by Mad Mod's British commando training, and then proceeded to get hit in the chest by a laser canon out of StarWars. As he fell to his knees, Mad Mod crouched down to his eye level. "So my little ducky, how's it feel to get you education through pain?" he joked as he proceeded to stand back up. "Or be taught how to bow down to the master of television!?" Control Freak scolded as he lifted his hands up high in celebration. "I won't know until you face the music" Cyborg muttered as he shot a sonic ray out of his arm, hitting both of them, and sending them sailing across the room.

Robin was having the most luck with his battle, which still wasn't turning out well. He easily dodged the attacks of cinderblock, ducking, rolling, and jumping around his attacks, but Killer Moth hit him from behind, knocking him off balance while Cinderblock finally landed a blow on him. He was pushed back, along with the rest of the Titans into a corner of the room. He knew his team was exhausted; Beast Boy lay unconscious, cyborg missing an arm, Raven Panting using the wall to support her, and Starfire was on her knees. He knew they wouldn't win this fight, not even with renewed energy.

"What's ammatter Titans? Tired? Hurting? Feeling Defeated?" Terra Mocked, "don't worry, it'll all be over in a second." The mass of villains and Slade Bots began to enclose the Titans in their corner. Just as all seemed lost, a poof of smoke came out of nowhere. As they all sat in awe, the smoke cleared out to reveal a small, miniature version of Robin. "ROBIN!" the small figure shouted as he flew up to the Boy Wonder. "Larry, this isn't a good time" muttered Robin under his breath. "I know, I saw you guys getting the tar beat outa ya, and decided to come and help!" Larry shouted, bobbing up and down rapidly while speaking it. "No Larry, remember the last time you 'HELPED'? Robin reminded the young lad. Larry then proceeded to think and with a sorry expression on his face, "oops, I guess I did." At this moment, Terra was annoyed at the young boy for interrupting her moment of triumph, but before she could say anything, Larry quickly got an idea. "I know, I'll bring ANOTHER hero to come help you guys out! Won't it be great Robin? You'll be able to get a NEW edition to the Team" Larry beamed.

Before Robin could protest, Larry began to wave his magic finger around, at which Terra threw a rock at it. Before Larry could comprehend what had just happened, there was a flash of light once the rock collided this the large, glowing finger, blinding EVERYONE in the room (except for Beast Boy, he was still unconscious) and by the time the smoke had cleared, there was a young teen in a crouched position rubbing his head instead of the small fanboy of Robin.

"Why is it always while I'm thin-" the red n blue clad hero spoke before looking up and falling silent. He noticed to his right, a group of evil looking monsters and freaks, while to his left he saw some battered teens in the corner, in which one of them was lying on the ground passed-out. He then muttered out loud to himself "Spidy, looks like you're not in Kansas anymore". He then proceeded to take another look around the room, then after a moment of silence, loudly out spoke "So is the freak-show part of the circus free or do I need to go back out and pay for admission?" he joked. The villains all looked a bit offended by his remark, and Control Freak spoke without thinking, saying "What kind of hero is this? He's so scrawny and looks like he couldn't take on Gizmo". Gizmo glared at Control Freak while the other villains laughed at his remark. "Well seeing as how big and round your figure is, I'd say that he'd put up more of a fight than a lazy couch potato." Spidy quickly bantered at him, in which Freaks face turned bright red with anger.

The villains fell silent at this, and proceeded to start walking towards our favorite web-head, who just stayed in his crouch, getting a chuckle out of his own joke, "Well hold up, I'm not done yet folks!" he then pointed at Cinderblock. "Well it looks like we got ourselves a walking sidewalk! Tell me, how do you get places knowing you're walking over all your brothers?" then he points to Killer Moth, "and you, what on earth happened? Try to make a bug suit that cracks mirrors?" then he points at the H.I.V.E. members, "and looks like we have the three stooges over here. Tell me, since when did Curly get so short n young, while Moe changed his hairdo from a coconut to a pink mess? And why does Larry look so stupid? " He then pointed to Mad Mod, commenting on his look with a British accent. "And governor, you're looking extraordinary today. How's good old stinky England doing today chap?" he then glanced over at Doctor Light. "And since when did they start making Life Size versions of C-3PO? Tell me, where batteries included?"

Every one of these villains had suddenly found a strong hatred towards this young smart-mouthed hero, even without knowing him for more than 5 minutes. "And finally, the ringmaster of this ugly convention! Tell me, how does it feel to be surrounded by hideous, babbling fools?" and at this, Terra pointed at the masked vigilante, and muttered "Rip his tongue out". "Now is that anyway to treat a gue-" he snapped as the back of his neck began to tingle, causing him to quickly do a back flip onto the 2 corner walls, avoiding a giant hand that had come up out of the ground, surly It would have crushed our favorite web head. Shocked, the villains stopped for a moment to witness what happened, and stared in disbelief. "Now why would you do a dirty trick like that? Back-stabbing usually doesn't happen till the second week". Taking the moment of distraction into account, Spidy shot 2 weblines at the 2 bigger villains (cinderblock and mammoth), and pulled himself towards them. In a matter of seconds, the villains were in chaos. Not one of them could land a blow on the quick spider, who proceeded to continue his flipping and running his smart mouth. Finally, Doctor Light saw his chance, and fired a ray of light at the hero, proclaiming "You shouldn't have pissed off the manipulator of Light!" Spidy, ducked under the ray, and responded with a web shot to Doc's face, joking with "I can manipulate light too; it's called a 'LIGHT SWITCH'". "AUGH! YOU BABBLING IDIOT!" Doctor Light Screamed as he tried to remove the webbing.

Spider-Man's Spider-Sense was going crazy. He was working overtime to make sure that not only was he not getting hit and landing blows on his opponents, but to come up with cleaver comebacks and jokes. He was hardly breaking a sweat, however, with all his flipping and web shooting, which he has had plenty of practice with over the past 2 years. Soon enough, The HIVE members were all webbed up on the floor, Doctor Light had his head in a wall, the Slade Bots were mostly destroyed, Control Freak and Mad Mod were hung upside down from the ceiling by a webline (webbing over their mouth to shut them up), and all that was left was Cinderblock who was smashing the ground in an attempt to squish the spider. "That all you got blockhead? I've seen better attempts at squishing a spider from a little old la- UMPH". Cinderblock finally had made contact with the red-n-blue clad hero. A smirk appeared on his face, believing that he had just squashed the Smart *** into non-existence. But his face quickly turned from a satisfying victory, into an angry glare as his massive foot began to come back up against his own will. "I-it takes m-m-more th-than a t-two ton foot, to squish this SPIDER" Spider-Man said as he threw the 'blockhead' off of his back, and into the middle of the room. "Now, let's wrap this up, I got places to be, and sites to see!" our hero proclaimed as he whipped into action. He ran over to Doctor Light, pulling him out of the wall and quickly wrapping him in webbing. Then he proceeded to throw him at CinderBlock, who just turned around to see the bad doctor stick to his face, blinding him from our masked vigilante. With the distraction, Spiderman quickly ran to the have members, and three good tosses later, had them sticking to the walking sidewalk. He lastly jumped up to the ceiling, grabbed the webline that held to two loudmouth villains, and thrusted them at the webtrap of CinderBlock, who was desperately trying to get the villains off of him with no luck. Finally, Spider-Man leaped down onto the mess and began crawling all over it, webbing with his right hand as he went until CinderBlock couldn't move at all. After a quick backflip off the back of CinderBlock, he then proceeded to start shooting weblines at the web of villains, and connecting them to the surrounding walls and ceiling and floor, until it was apparent that the mess of criminals wouldn't be getting out any time soon.

"Wow" Spidy heard from behind, as he turned to see the group of Teens staring in awe. It was the green one that had said it, and as they all walked up to greet the hero/BAD***, the girl in the blue cloak had such a puzzled look on her face. "Gee, it's as if she thinks I'm too good to be true". Spider-Man quickly thought. Before he could think too much of this, he was greeted by these strange teens.

"Dude, where did you learn to move like that?" the green boy said with total look of awe in his eyes.

"Forget that, where on earth did you learn such great comebacks?" said the robot.

"Yes, I have not seen such a great fight since the battle of Paluga". Said the pretty red haired girl. Then the boy dressed in a red, yellow, and green clad outfit walked up to him.

"Ya, thanks for saving our can back there. Before you answer the other questions, I'd like to know what to call you. I'm pretty sure that 'Spidy' is just a nick name." he said as he stuck his hand out to greet his.

"I have a great many titles, THE AMAZING, THE SPECTACULAR, THE ULTIMATE, THE INCREDIBLE, but they all end with Spider-Man, so I'll go with that" our web head responded while shaking Robins hand. "Now before I answer any other questions, I've got a few of my own. First, who are you guys?" he then jumped back onto the wall, and then acted as though he was sitting on it.

"Well I'm Robin"

"I am the one called Starfire"

"I'm Cyborg"

"I'm BeastBoy." BB then proceeded to point at the gray skinned girl. "And little miss negative over there is Raven". Raven then glared at Beast Boy with an annoyed look, sarcastically saying "At least I'm good at that, unlike some unfunny comedian". Beast Boy angrily glared back at the goth, saying nothing in return but with his glare.

"Ok, second, where the heck am I?"

"You're in Jump City, California" Replied Cyborg with a puzzled look on his face.

"Never heard of it… ok Final question. How in the hell did I get here?" Spidy replied with a puzzled tone. Robin stepped up.

"Well that's a confusing story. Basically, we have a friend that can travel between realities, and he brought you here. But one of the villains messed up his magic, and he vanished as soon as you showed up. And until he comes back, we can't send you back."

Spidey couldn't believe the words that came out of Robin's mouth. He was stuck, in who knows where, for who knows how long, and for who knows what?

"You gotta be kidding me".

"I'm afraid he is not" said the alien girl in a sadish tone. Spidey just sat there in silence. They all did, until Beast Boy decided to take a leap of faith, and ask the Spider-Modeled-Hero to come stay at Titan Tower.

"Well hold on a second," Raven interrupted, "we just met the guy an-"

"And he took down 9 super villains single handedly" replied Beast Boy.

"8, Terra got away" Cyborg commented.

"Team, huddle" Robin commanded, and soon all five titans had formed a circle and began discussing. Spidy just sat on the wall, not paying attention to what they were saying. He was too busy thinking than to eaves drop on their conversation at the moment.

Finally after about 5 minutes of discussing (items such as: was this Spider-Man to be trusted, should they make him a Titan, and what pizza should they order for dinner?) they broke the huddle with most of them seeming satisfied. They turned their attention towards Spider-Man, who at this point was still deep in thought.

"Ahem" Robins spoke

"Wha-? Oh, sorry, just thinking about stuff".

"Well we put it to a vote, and we have decided ask you to stay with us until Larry shows up again." He then proceeds to stick out his hand at Spider-Man. "that is, if you're willing to accept".

Peter sat there for a moment, pondering on what to do next. He finally took Robins hand into his own, and with one powerful shake, said in such a sarcastic tone "I accept the mission. I understand that if me or any of my team are caught that you'll deny that we ever existed". At this, most of the Titans busted out laughing; even Raven gave a quick chuckle, before putting a serious face on under her hood. No one had noticed her laugh, not even Terra, who was watching them from the air duct above, questioning on what to do about this 'Spider-Man'.