Hello everyone how's it going?
It's been a little while since I did a family guy story
Well here's one starring Quagmire.
FYI this will be one of my last family guy stories.
So I hope you enjoy
Note I don't own any of this.
It was a pleasant day in Quahog and Peter and the guys spend their time drinking, but they were drinking at Quagmire's, since their favorite spot the drunken clam was closed due to a couple of busted pipes and Jerome said that it'll be about 2 ½ months until it's fixed and they can't come to the clam, making the guys disappointed.
Peter and the guys drank their beer at Quagmire's house and watch some sports on the TV.
"Man this sucks, the clam is closed." Peter complained.
"Yeah we have to wait a while for it to be fixed." Joe piped in.
"Yeah it's the one place we can get away from our wives for a while to vent." Said Cleveland.
"What do you mean by that?" asked Quagmire.
"Ok you want to know? Fine Quagmire do you remember when me, Joe and Cleveland went to Canada for a week?" said Peter.
"Yeah." Said Quagmire.
"Well we went to do some hiking and I took a misstep and fell taking Joe and Cleveland with me, we hit some hard rocks and other things until we landed on the ground on our junks." Said Peter.
"Ouch" said Quagmire.
"Yeah we were hurting bad so we were taken to the hospital and found out that our junk's was messed up, we can go number 1 but we can't please our wives." Said Cleveland with a down look as the others did the same.
"So how long before your sacks is healed?" asked Quagmire.
"the doctor said about 3 weeks and he gave us meds to help and we need icepacks to help with the swelling." Said Joe.
"Man I'm sorry guys, how the wives take it?" Quagmire asked.
"They felt sorry for us and we managed to take some time off, but they started to get frustrated because they haven't got any in a while and started to get a bit anxious." Said Peter.
"Same here." Said a voice.
The guys turned to see someone by the door.
"Hi there Stan smith."
"What are you doing here?" asked Quagmire
"Well I heard everything and I'm on the same meds as well." Said Stan.
"So you can't please your wife either?" said Peter.
"Yes, I got injured in the groin when I was in the Alps in a skiing accident and landed on a tree in the groin." Said Stan.
The guys winced at that.
"So can you help me?" he asked.
"Sure I can, but no-one can know, so gather around." He said as the guys huddle together.
1 hour later…
The guys were shocked at Quagmire's plan but it was big and it might work.
"So now what?" Asked Cleveland.
"We sign." Said Quagmire as he brought out a contract and some pens. AN: (I'll explain that later)
Each of them took a pen and signed it, Quagmire then put it away and pressed a button and a wall turned to reveal a wheel with pictures of Lois, Francine, Donna and Bonnie.
The guy were surprised by this.
"Hey Quagmire I got a question what are you going to do about our wives?" ask Peter.
"I got something for that and that be shown soon." Said Quagmire.
"Ok this wheel represents your wives and so one of you will spin the wheel and I'll throw a dart to select which wife I'll please." He said.
The guys talked it over and Joe went first, he rolled over and spin the wheel.
The wheel spun fast and went fast for a bit and Quagmire threw a dart at it and hit it, the wheel started to slow down and then it stopped.
The guys gasped of what the dart hit.
To be continued
The answer will be reveal next chapter
So until then take care
R and R no flames
Until next time
This is darkboy18 logging out.
