AUTHOR'S NOTE: Okay, so while I'm getting and LOVING all the request for HBAM, I've realized/decided that some chapters are more AU than I want them to be for that particular story. I decided to remove a few chapters and place them here for some "one-shots" that will be unrelated and more AU. I want HBAM to be something that we as fans needed as missing scenes for the show rather than just random hookups between Sam and Mercedes. So the chapters will now be placed here. Thank you! And send me more prompts! -Alaina

Prompt by Triple3JC - Although this is a new request it is slightly related to the previous chapter "Five Years Later".

PS - Does anyone else listen to video game music whilst writing...? Or is that just me?


"We shouldn't be doing this."

"Woman, will you calm down?"

"No, I will not calm down! We're going to get caught!"

"We will not, I locked the door."

"You and I both know that just because the door is locked does not mean that someone won't hear us."

"I'll be quiet."

"I can't guarantee I will be, though!"

Silence...

"Oh God, that makes you happy, doesn't it?"

"Happy and horny."

"You're such a pig."

Sam smirked and captured Mercedes' lips in a searing kiss as his hands gathered the fabric of her peach colored dress and bunched it up around her waist. Mercedes moaned into the kiss and they stumbled until her back hit the wall of the janitor's closet. She lifted her left leg and wrapped it around Sam's hip, her hands clutching at his leather jacket. She ground her pelvis into his, trying to alleviate some of the throbbing tension in her core and Sam groaned, his hands palming her ass. While she protested this idea, she was turned on beyond belief by it and knew she could never resist Sam.

The halls of McKinley were currently deserted, but their friends were gathering in the choir room just down the hall from the closet they were in. Everyone was supposed to be there by 4 p.m. for the Glee reunion, so they only had about ten minutes to get their swerve on, fix their appearances, and head down the hallway like nothing happened.

"Sam," Mercedes moaned. "I need you, baby..."

Sam made quick work of unbuckling his pants and releasing his straining erection from the top of his boxers, his jeans falling just below his ass. He easily lifted Mercedes' other leg up and lifted her from the ground, his hand supporting her behind her knee and his free hand pushing her soaked panties to the side. He thrust into her and they both cried out, throwing their heads back.

"Ugh! Fuck!" Mercedes screeched. Her nails clawed at the back of Sam's neck as he pounded relentlessly into her pulsating core.

"Ssshhh, baby," Sam breathed out. "Someone's going to hear us."

"I don't, ohhh, I don't care!"

Sam let out a small chuckle, but it quickly turned into a loud groan when he felt her walls clench around his cock. He dipped his head and began nibbling on her collarbone, his hips moving even faster as he tried to reach his climax. "You gonna cum for me, 'Cedes? I need you to cum for me, baby."

"Ahhh fffuck!" Mercedes smacked her head against the wall behind her as the beginnings of her orgasm made her tingle all the way from her toes to her brain. "Right there. Gonna cum! Gonna cum so fucking hard - AH!"

Sam lifted his head just in time to see her eyes rolling back into her skull and a look of sheer pleasure come over her face, her lips pulled into a huge smile as her pussy gripped him and her cream coated his cock. Sam moaned low in his throat, feeling his balls tighten and then he began to see spots behind his eyelids as he shot stream after stream of his cum into Mercedes.

They only allowed themselves thirty seconds to catch their breaths before they quickly adjusted their clothes and exited the closet.

"Well, well, well, Trouty and Aretha..." Sam and Mercedes jumped and turned to see the entire Glee clan standing outside of the closet, the boys sporting smirks and the girls sporting blushes and knowing looks. Santana raised a devious eyebrow, reveling in the embarrassment and shock that consumed the diva and the former model. "I'd say I'm surprised, but we all knew that the sexual tension between you two was going to blow up at any second, so it was basically only a matter of time."

"Uhh, we, uhh..." Sam kept opening and closing his mouth, looking a lot like a fish, and Mercedes just stared, her face red as she shifted uncomfortably in her spot.

"Mercedes," Rachel spoke up. "I thought you were saving yourself for marriage?"

Mercedes cleared her throat and lowered her gaze to her Christian Louboutins. "I did."

"What?!" The group shouted all at once.

Sam laced his fingers together with his wife's, a smile playing at his lips. "We sort of have an announcement."

"¡Un momento!" Santana screeched causing Sam and Mercedes to wince. "I know you are not about to tell us that you two are married because I will go crazy Lima fucking Heights Adjacent on your lying asses!"

"Santana," Mr. Schue interjected, placing a calming hand on her arm. "Why don't we let them explain?"

"There's not much to explain, Mr. Schue," Sam said, squeezing Mercedes' hand in comfort. "Remember a few months ago when I told you Mercedes and I had dinner?" At Mr. Schuester's nod in understanding, Sam continued. "Well, after dinner we discussed our futures and I asked her to marry me." He looked down and beamed at his radiant wife who smiled back at him in encouragement to continue. "Two weeks later we got married by a Justice of the Peace with only our parents and siblings in attendance."

It was quiet for about ten seconds before a whole round of inquisitions began, each question overlapping the next.

"All right, everybody just shut up!" Mercedes' voiced boomed and the club immediately silenced. She took a deep breath and gathered her thoughts quickly. "Look, this isn't really how Sam and I wanted to tell you guys, but now that it's out I couldn't be more relieved. I've never been this happy in my life. I know some of you feel a bit cheated and lied to, but we literally could not wait to get married. Fear not, though!" She paused to make sure she had the undivided attention of everyone in front of her. "We are planning a big wedding in Spring and of course you all are invited. We're announcing it to the media next week."

Everyone stayed silent. Sam and Mercedes' exchanged a look of concern before they heard a sniffle from the group. Sam raised an eyebrow, trying not to laugh. "Uhh, Tina?"

Tina sobbed, furiously wiping incessant tears from her cheeks. "I'm just... I'm so happy for you two!" Artie raised his hand caressed Tina's lower back soothingly as she cried tears of joy for her friends. The club let out soft chuckles at their ever emotional friend.

"Well, shit, girl! Lemme see the damn ring!" Santana exclaimed.


"So, that went well."

Mercedes scoffed as she kicked off her heels while simultaneously taking out her earrings. "We got caught fucking in a janitor's closet by our friends and then announced our marriage afterwards. How does that constitute going well?"

Sam unbuckled his pants and pushed them down his hips, throwing the garment into the laundry hamper next to their adjoining bathroom. "Well, I don't know about you, but I had a grand 'ol time making love to my wife and then told my second family that I married the love of my life." He ignored her eye roll as he stripped himself of his boxers and shirt. "I'd say it's been a pretty good day."

Despite it all, Mercedes let out a laugh, muttering something about marrying a crazy person before she unzipped her dress and let it slip from her body. Sam watched as she unhooked her bra and stepped out of her panties with a smile on his face.

"Stop staring at me, you creep."

He feigned innocence, a hand pressed against his chest as she walked past him into the bathroom. "I can't admire my gorgeous wife?" He tried not to stare as Mercedes bent over the large tub and turned on the water, adjusting the temperature to her liking. Her ass and her glistening pussy were on perfect display for him and Sam felt his already hardening cock twitch.

"You can admire me all you want, Sammy," she purred, wiggling her ass teasingly before she stood up and grabbed two towels from the linen closet across the room. She placed the towels on the vanity stool next to the tub before turning to face him, a seductive pout on her plump lips. "I feel dirty, Sammy."

Sam's cock hardened even more and he walked slowly towards his entrancing wife. "Oh?" he asked. "I guess I'd better give you a thorough wash then, huh?"

Mercedes moaned when his hand slipped between her legs and two of his fingers plunged into her. "Yes, Sammy," she hissed. "Please!"

"Please what?" He added a third finger, his free arm wrapping around her waist when her knees gave out from the pleasure.

Mercedes opened her eyes, her lips parted as she panted and her hands clutching at her husband's shoulders. "Fuck me, Sammy," she demanded. "Bend me over the tub and fuck me. And then get in the water so I can ride you. I need it so bad, oh!" She threw her head back and bent her knees even more when he placed his thumb over her throbbing clit, his fingers still driving into her at a steady pace.

Sam groaned at her dirty talk before he kissed her, feeling her walls clench around his fingers as the first waves of her orgasm took over her body. "With pleasure."


A/N: I didn't have an out so I just opted for more sexy times. I really hope you liked it! Sorry it took forever to update. I work 40 hours a week and go to school on top of it so by the time I get home I just fall asleep. Haha I'm hoping to get two chapters out by the end of today or tomorrow! So stay tuned! And review!