TOWTNE:HI! so um im The-One-With-The-Neon-Eyes...and umm this is my first ever story on FF.N i really hope y'all like it. I worked my little heart on this. OH! And i ate sooooo much pocky whie typing this because when i wanna right something silly i have to eat three handfulls of sourpatch kids and LOTS AND LOTS OF POCKY! so im VERRRRYYYY hyper at dah mommment. Also My A/N's are Prolly gonna be perty jacked up...kk? if you read this story i'll give you pocky...lots and lots of pocky...just not mine/ HEHEHE kk enjoy! Take it away Harry!

harry: The one with the neon eyes does not own us Harry potter characters unforentuly. we belgong to J.K. Rowling. And Neon says and i quote "if i owned you guys harry would get fucked by sevvie, drakey sometimes ron, charlie,bill, remus and whoever else the hell i want to fuck him." man...i wish she owned me...i dont wanna date GINNY! Waaaaaa...Sigh oh well on with it

Draco: C'mon harry lets go to my room.

harry:SQUEE! Runs to Dracos room striping on the way

neon: that was hot anyway one with it!


::1997::

"Bloody Idiot. I have no clue as to what would give you the idea that you were smart enough to...to…well I don't know what you were trying to do, but I'm pretty sure you'd find a really stupid way muck it up!"

"Oh c'mon I promise I knew what I was doing, just let me go and I will tell you guys all about my wonderful plan!"

Draco sighed as he looked around at the two other people in the room. The aside from himself and Harry, whom he was currently restraining with both arms wrapped around his slim waist, both girls just shrugged at him and nodded. Draco let Harry go who quickly snatched back the circular…err...thingy…that had been so wrongly taken from him when Pansy, Ginny, and Draco had walked into the Room of Requirement.

"Okay so! You know how I pulled my awesome me magic and disappeared off the face of the Earth and Mars until two days ago?"

"No you idiot. First of all you just walked out of the school calmly in the middle of lunch then you sent Ginny a text on that cell thing-a-mah-bob that said in all caps that you were somewhere in Egypt. Followed by how when you returned you planed to get laid, which hasn't happened as of yet because you've been locked in here all the ruddy time!" Draco said slowly at first then drifted in to a shout. Harry pouted and said

"Well thank you Buzz Killington. Antyway I went to Egypt and after breaking into… I mean going into without permission, the pyramid of King Tutankhamen first, after I found out that there are millions of bugs and dead things in a pyramid, I found some hieroglyphics. And they said that old Tutty had a coin thingy and it had some kind of power, there was something else but I don't remember it at the moment but what ev… Turns out he was a wizard not as good as me of course, but who is? But that's not the topic at the moment; we'll address that fact at a later date. Tut-Tut wanted to be with Cleopatra after hearing of how hot she was but the problem is she was long dead. So he made this thing in my hand to go and get it on with her. That's why he died, he was murdered by one of the many girls who he turned down for a wife sense he was shagging Cleo. So I have this cuz I wanna see if it really works. The End. So…what do you think?"

It was quiet for a while as Harry looked at his friends. Really they should have seen this coming. Whenever Harry leaves to go to some different continent he always comes back with some strange adventure, tale, and sometimes he brings back some odd/bizarre treasure or on the rare occasion, person(s). Harry had changed a lot after his fourth year of school when moldy came back to life. He was adopted by his godfather Sirius Black and decided that he wasn't going to live his life being a stick in the fudging mud. Thus the new and improved Harry James Potter was born. He started by getting his cherry popped then he hit on everything with a pulse male or female, not wanting to disappoint anyone. Then he became a prankster like his father before him .At first he was a solo man creating mischief alone since Ron and Hermione only wanted to be around him for the fame. So when Draco Malfoy and Pansy Parkinson started to retaliate against his pranks, well he knew he had to recruit them. Then Ginny came along because, well, her two of her older brothers are Fred and George Weasley, so that one was a no brainer. So now it's just the four of them thick as thieves.

Pansy was the first to speak

"I know this sounds odd but, that sounds pretty cool."

Ginny and Draco gaped at her while Harry grinned triumphantly. "See? Think about it! You know it's a good idea cuz Pansy said so and she's pretty now!" It was true. Pansy was pretty now. Her blond hair was now jet black and framed her face. She didn't look like a pug anymore either now she looked like a pretty girl with evilness burning in her. Yup. A normal girl.

Ginny nodded slowly "Sure why not?"

Harry turned to Draco who was thinking how he was surrounded by idiots.

"C'mon Drakey if you agree I'll let you do that thing with the spoon and the cup." Harry said. You see, He and Draco weren't going out because they didn't feel the need to be a couple just to do certain… things that are not for the little itty bitties. Draco gulped and said lowly

"Really?"

"Uh-Huh… and I'll even let you…" he then proceeded to purr some very…bad things in his ear that had the Malfoy heir ready to cut diamonds if ya know what I mean. *Wink Wink Nudge Nudge* Draco nodded and looked at the smaller boy hungrily, geting the same look back. Ginny cleared her throat

"As much as I'd love to see some hot boy-on-boy lovin' as much as the next girl, could we see if that thingy really works?"

"What? But I wanted to let them finish!" Pansy protested not at all embarrassed at admitting wanting to see so boyXboy. But, honestly, tell the truth, what completely straight girl and/or completely gay guy not want to see that? I'd totally be up for it ya know? Heck I'd ask to join in.

"Sure, whatever we're just going to do it later so doesn't matter. Okay so, Ginny Pansy I need you guys to come over here to get a good view of things. But first could someone hand me that paper so I can read the spell. Thanks. Okay ready."

Harry looked at the parchment in his hand then put it down and held on to the stone with both hands and spoke

"Ne ia înapoi în timp

În cazul în care aşteaptă

Un prieten

O familie

Libertatea

Și temerile nu"

A bright light erupted from the tablet and engulfed the four. Just before everything went black there was a shouting and thuds.


Neon:Eating pocky while holding Kumagoro Dear god i love pocky. and i love you to Kumagoro! hugs hime tightly

harry:Eating pocky and holding some odd stuffed Draco doll i like pocky to. but i love you more Doll Draco! Hugs it

Draco: WTF! I TELL YOU TWO TO GO BUY SO GROCIERS AND YOU COME BACK WITH THOUSANDS OF BOXES OF CHOCLATE AND CARAORLMEL POCKY AND HOLDING STUFED ANIMALS! Wait..is that..me?

harry:Whaaaattttt noooooo. hehehe hides doll draco behind his back

Neon: Well while me and Kumagoro watch this you guys can Review my story. Please PLease no flamers! If there are ill send Kumagoro after you and you wont get any Pocky that we bought! Humpf! and the nice ones get Pocky and a hug so R&R sweetlings! byeeeeee