Resident Evil Ramblings
I don't own RE or any of the other things mentioned in this little thing. I hope you like some of these things.
Live Selection #1
Fight the monster
Run like a little girl, screaming at the top of your lungs.
Live Selection #2
Help Dario
Kill Dario your self
Live Selection #3
Feel sorry for Brad dying
Laugh at Brad's dead body
Merc's Diary AB+3
This sucks…
End
You got Jill's hidden costume….No clothing at all!
Will you take the Nuke? Yes No
Will you take Nemesis's Rocket Launcher? Yes No
Live Selection #4
Go out with Carlos
Shoot Carlos in the balls
Live Selection #5
Reason with Nicholai
Leave with Nicholai and let Carlos get Nuked
You can play the hidden game…Fight Nemesis with your fists!
The characters are
Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, Jackie Chan, Stone Cold, Mr. T, Ivan Draco(Rocky IV), Carrot Top, Rocky.
You got Jill's hidden costume…A zombie suit
You can play through the game with bow and arrows with unlimited ammo. (From the Rambo movies)
Will you use the Dodge Pickup truck? (Walker, Texas Ranger) Yes No
Will you save the POW? (Rambo) Yes No
Will you have flashbacks to the old west and let about your ancestor?(Walker again) Yes No
Will you hang out at the bar with CD, drink and laugh? (Walker yet again) Yes No
Nemesis's Diary
STARSSSSSSSSSS……..
STARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS……..
End
Nicholai's Diary
Today I shot some people.
End
Random person's Diary
I shit my self three or four times toady.
End
You can play the game as Rambo
Will you remove Jill's skirt? Yes No
Will you take the police key #665.312x2? Yes No
Will you take the strange piece to the complicated locker door that is in the police station for some odd reason? Yes No
Will you pet the zombie dog? Yes No
Will you let out Tyrant? Yes No
Will you take the really, really, big rocket launcher that only takes one slot in your inventory? Yes No
Resident Evil vs. Street Fighter
Ryu, Ken, Chun-Li, Bison, Vega, Chris, Clare, Tyrant, Nemesis, Jill, Leon, Brad, Wesker
Will you take the stupid gem that opens the lame lock to the stupid city hall? Yes No
You can play through the game with a light saber.
Live Selection #6
Look in the peephole to see Jill naked
Look in the big hole and get attacked by crows!
(New stuff starts here)
Live Selection #7
Take the slow helicopter
Take the hella-fast van
Live Selection #8
Extermate the monster
Throw it hella-far
Will you take the laser blaster? Yes No
Will you active the switch that'll open a lock on the other side of the building so that you'll have to run back there twice to get the puzzle solved? Yes No
Will you try to solve the lame ass water sample puzzle that take almost and hour to solve if you don't have the solutions with you? Yes No
Will you take the C4 to shove up Nemesis's ass? Yes No
Live Selection #9 (Walker based)
Kill the zombie with your pistol
Fight the zombie kung-fu style
Live Selection #10
Give the antidote to Jill
Kill Jill and f*ck her dead body
Live Selection #11 (I came up with this in math class)
Solve the confusing Algebra problem
Shoot the teacher and claim that he was a zombie
Live Selection #12
Kill zombie
Watch Jill and Claire have a mud-wrestling match
You love RE too much when…
Say stars like Nemesis
Every time you leave your house you claim it's your last escape
Keep your diaries labeled (Your Name) A and (Your Name) B
You keep away from all dogs
If your family has a bird you try to kill it with your knife
You stay away from anybody named Jill because you think Nemesis is after her
If you're a girl and you have a friend named Leon you always exclaim his name with you see him
You dye your hair blond, spike it, wear red eye contacts, and sunglasses and try to beat up a guy named Chris
You always call your friend Brad a coward every time you see him
You try and sabotage your science lab because you think their working on the T-Virus in there
Live Selection #13
Send in the UBCS
Send in the A-Team
I don't own RE or any of the other things mentioned in this little thing. I hope you like some of these things.
Live Selection #1
Fight the monster
Run like a little girl, screaming at the top of your lungs.
Live Selection #2
Help Dario
Kill Dario your self
Live Selection #3
Feel sorry for Brad dying
Laugh at Brad's dead body
Merc's Diary AB+3
This sucks…
End
You got Jill's hidden costume….No clothing at all!
Will you take the Nuke? Yes No
Will you take Nemesis's Rocket Launcher? Yes No
Live Selection #4
Go out with Carlos
Shoot Carlos in the balls
Live Selection #5
Reason with Nicholai
Leave with Nicholai and let Carlos get Nuked
You can play the hidden game…Fight Nemesis with your fists!
The characters are
Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, Jackie Chan, Stone Cold, Mr. T, Ivan Draco(Rocky IV), Carrot Top, Rocky.
You got Jill's hidden costume…A zombie suit
You can play through the game with bow and arrows with unlimited ammo. (From the Rambo movies)
Will you use the Dodge Pickup truck? (Walker, Texas Ranger) Yes No
Will you save the POW? (Rambo) Yes No
Will you have flashbacks to the old west and let about your ancestor?(Walker again) Yes No
Will you hang out at the bar with CD, drink and laugh? (Walker yet again) Yes No
Nemesis's Diary
STARSSSSSSSSSS……..
STARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS……..
End
Nicholai's Diary
Today I shot some people.
End
Random person's Diary
I shit my self three or four times toady.
End
You can play the game as Rambo
Will you remove Jill's skirt? Yes No
Will you take the police key #665.312x2? Yes No
Will you take the strange piece to the complicated locker door that is in the police station for some odd reason? Yes No
Will you pet the zombie dog? Yes No
Will you let out Tyrant? Yes No
Will you take the really, really, big rocket launcher that only takes one slot in your inventory? Yes No
Resident Evil vs. Street Fighter
Ryu, Ken, Chun-Li, Bison, Vega, Chris, Clare, Tyrant, Nemesis, Jill, Leon, Brad, Wesker
Will you take the stupid gem that opens the lame lock to the stupid city hall? Yes No
You can play through the game with a light saber.
Live Selection #6
Look in the peephole to see Jill naked
Look in the big hole and get attacked by crows!
(New stuff starts here)
Live Selection #7
Take the slow helicopter
Take the hella-fast van
Live Selection #8
Extermate the monster
Throw it hella-far
Will you take the laser blaster? Yes No
Will you active the switch that'll open a lock on the other side of the building so that you'll have to run back there twice to get the puzzle solved? Yes No
Will you try to solve the lame ass water sample puzzle that take almost and hour to solve if you don't have the solutions with you? Yes No
Will you take the C4 to shove up Nemesis's ass? Yes No
Live Selection #9 (Walker based)
Kill the zombie with your pistol
Fight the zombie kung-fu style
Live Selection #10
Give the antidote to Jill
Kill Jill and f*ck her dead body
Live Selection #11 (I came up with this in math class)
Solve the confusing Algebra problem
Shoot the teacher and claim that he was a zombie
Live Selection #12
Kill zombie
Watch Jill and Claire have a mud-wrestling match
You love RE too much when…
Say stars like Nemesis
Every time you leave your house you claim it's your last escape
Keep your diaries labeled (Your Name) A and (Your Name) B
You keep away from all dogs
If your family has a bird you try to kill it with your knife
You stay away from anybody named Jill because you think Nemesis is after her
If you're a girl and you have a friend named Leon you always exclaim his name with you see him
You dye your hair blond, spike it, wear red eye contacts, and sunglasses and try to beat up a guy named Chris
You always call your friend Brad a coward every time you see him
You try and sabotage your science lab because you think their working on the T-Virus in there
Live Selection #13
Send in the UBCS
Send in the A-Team
