Resident Evil Ramblings

I don't own RE or any of the other things mentioned in this little thing. I hope you like some of these things.



Live Selection #1

Fight the monster

Run like a little girl, screaming at the top of your lungs.

Live Selection #2

Help Dario

Kill Dario your self

Live Selection #3

Feel sorry for Brad dying

Laugh at Brad's dead body



Merc's Diary AB+3

This sucks…

End



You got Jill's hidden costume….No clothing at all!

Will you take the Nuke? Yes No

Will you take Nemesis's Rocket Launcher? Yes No



Live Selection #4

Go out with Carlos

Shoot Carlos in the balls

Live Selection #5

Reason with Nicholai

Leave with Nicholai and let Carlos get Nuked



You can play the hidden game…Fight Nemesis with your fists!

The characters are

Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, Jackie Chan, Stone Cold, Mr. T, Ivan Draco(Rocky IV), Carrot Top, Rocky.



You got Jill's hidden costume…A zombie suit

You can play through the game with bow and arrows with unlimited ammo. (From the Rambo movies)

Will you use the Dodge Pickup truck? (Walker, Texas Ranger) Yes No

Will you save the POW? (Rambo) Yes No

Will you have flashbacks to the old west and let about your ancestor?(Walker again) Yes No

Will you hang out at the bar with CD, drink and laugh? (Walker yet again) Yes No

Nemesis's Diary

STARSSSSSSSSSS……..

STARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS……..

End

Nicholai's Diary

Today I shot some people.

End



Random person's Diary

I shit my self three or four times toady.



End



You can play the game as Rambo

Will you remove Jill's skirt? Yes No

Will you take the police key #665.312x2? Yes No

Will you take the strange piece to the complicated locker door that is in the police station for some odd reason? Yes No

Will you pet the zombie dog? Yes No

Will you let out Tyrant? Yes No

Will you take the really, really, big rocket launcher that only takes one slot in your inventory? Yes No

Resident Evil vs. Street Fighter

Ryu, Ken, Chun-Li, Bison, Vega, Chris, Clare, Tyrant, Nemesis, Jill, Leon, Brad, Wesker

Will you take the stupid gem that opens the lame lock to the stupid city hall? Yes No

You can play through the game with a light saber.

Live Selection #6

Look in the peephole to see Jill naked

Look in the big hole and get attacked by crows!

(New stuff starts here)

Live Selection #7

Take the slow helicopter

Take the hella-fast van



Live Selection #8

Extermate the monster

Throw it hella-far



Will you take the laser blaster? Yes No

Will you active the switch that'll open a lock on the other side of the building so that you'll have to run back there twice to get the puzzle solved? Yes No

Will you try to solve the lame ass water sample puzzle that take almost and hour to solve if you don't have the solutions with you? Yes No

Will you take the C4 to shove up Nemesis's ass? Yes No



Live Selection #9 (Walker based)

Kill the zombie with your pistol

Fight the zombie kung-fu style

Live Selection #10

Give the antidote to Jill

Kill Jill and f*ck her dead body



Live Selection #11 (I came up with this in math class)

Solve the confusing Algebra problem

Shoot the teacher and claim that he was a zombie



Live Selection #12

Kill zombie

Watch Jill and Claire have a mud-wrestling match



You love RE too much when…

Say stars like Nemesis

Every time you leave your house you claim it's your last escape

Keep your diaries labeled (Your Name) A and (Your Name) B

You keep away from all dogs

If your family has a bird you try to kill it with your knife

You stay away from anybody named Jill because you think Nemesis is after her

If you're a girl and you have a friend named Leon you always exclaim his name with you see him

You dye your hair blond, spike it, wear red eye contacts, and sunglasses and try to beat up a guy named Chris

You always call your friend Brad a coward every time you see him

You try and sabotage your science lab because you think their working on the T-Virus in there



Live Selection #13

Send in the UBCS

Send in the A-Team