A/N: This is my very first fanfic for the okikagu pairing, and basically my first ever to write one. As the setting explains, the sadist and china pair are 4 years older, meaning that they have grown mature throughout the years. The sadist has become more romantic (somehow) and reeaaallly different. As for the China queen, she became more careless, but is now more aware of her feelings (remember when she couldn't tell the difference between parental and romantic love? well, now she can distinguish them~) I can honestly say that if I knew more about Okita, then I couldve done a better job on his characteristics in this story. Anyway, I became inspired to write a fanfic based on the two after watching 80 some episodes of gintama and reading other fanfics about the pair. Sorry for the long description, so here ya go!

Disclaimer: I do not own Gintama (obviously).

"Oiiiii Kagura chaaaaaan!"

"Gin-chan, shut up. If you're going out, then go already. Bring back some sukonbu okay?"

"Alright, buying JUMP won't take too long. Watch the place for me. Don't order anything from tv. " Gintoki left the house lazily, and seconds later, Kagura heard loud a bang after Gin started his scooter.

"MY HEMMOORRROOIIDDSSS!" A man whose eyes were covered by his hair yelled.

"Whatever. My soap opera that I recorded should be finished by now." Kagura sat down and watched.

Knock knock. "Daaannnnaaaaaaaa." knock knock.

"Ugh, its the sadist. I just want to watch this episode without any interruptions..." She got up and opened the door.

"Hey sadistic freak, Gin-chan's not here. Come back in an hour." She closed the door but the sadist's hand was caught.

"Then I'll wait. You can't do this to a policeman." So the sadistic prince entered the room as Kagura sat back down and resumed her soap opera.

"Oi, china. I'm thirsty." Sougo complained.

"There's tea over there. Make some yourself." Kagura sighed.

Their relationship died down as they grew older. Sometimes they fought, and sometimes they didn't. At some point, Kagura stopped (but rarely will she fight him). Most of the time, they could talk to each other without a punch or kick.

Sougo waited about 10 minutes for Kagura to make him some tea, but gave up. As he walked towards the kitchen, he noticed how Kagura's hair grew so long. Ehh. Looks nicer from before.

After making himself tea, he sat back down, and noticed that the soap opera that she recorded ended. "China, can you exit your program already because I wanna watch too."

No answer.

"Oi, China."

No answer again.

"I'm going to eat all of your sukonbu."

No reply.

Sougo approached the long haired Kagura and noticed that she fell asleep.

If I peck her cheek, she would surely get mad. This way, she would exit her stupid opera.

He stooped to her level, and slowly moved his face towards her. As he got closer, something squeezed him.

Kagura unconsciously grabbed his face with her bare hands. She mumbled something as she continued to sleep.

"Uuuuuuuuggghhhuuu... stupid sadist... I'm going to find someone better than you..."

She let go of his face and continued to sleep.

"Huh. You have a thing for me, China?" Sougo smirked. He sat back down quietly, and quit the idea of kissing her cheek. As he continued to drink his tea, he thought about Kagura. He realized that she grew more mature, in both mind and body. Before Kagura, everything seemed boring. But after meeting her, his life became exciting. Meeting danna was one part. But fighting with her was another, since she was the only match for him. It was no fun to beat someone easy and weak. The times he ran into her, which later turned into bad situations, were quite amusing. In other words, if he hadn't met Kagura, everyday would boring and plain.

But Sougo couldn't believe this was the same girl 4 years ago. Ehh. She really is different.

He got up, and leaned his face towards the sleeping Kagura. A little kiss wouldn't hurt at all.

WOOSH!

The door opened! Shinpachi was carrying several bags, but his sight was blocked because of it. He put down the bags and saw Sougo.

Wait... SOUGO?!

"O-okita san! Wha-WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO KAGURA?!"

Sougo had his bazooka aiming at Kagura.

"There's a bug on her face. It's bothering me. That bug landed on my tea and somehow landed on china. I'm getting revenge." BAD TIMING MEGANE.

" Oh, I'll make you another cup of tea then. But... TAKE OUT THAT BAZOOKA OUTTA HER FACE!"

Sougo withdrew his bazooka and Shinpachi went into the kitchen and unloaded the bags. Sougo realized that Kagura wasn't the only one who grew up. Shinpachi was tall now; the same height as Sougo. He still had glasses, but they looked much better. Shinpachi was still close to both Kagura and Danna, and continued on their quests if they were ever to have one.

"Okita-san, what brings you here? Gin-san should be coming home soon." Shinpachi handed his freshly made tea to Sougo.

"Ehh.. Gorilla asked me for help on how to ask Otae... well... on marrying her. I don't know why he asked me, so I came here." He sipped his tea and set it down on the table.

"He doesn't know when to stop huh..." Shinpachi trailed off. "Anyways, how about you Okita-san? You're getting older. Shouldn't you be marrying also?"

"There's somebody in mind. But eh. I'm married to my bazooka." Sougo sipped his tea again.

" That seems kinda.. well okay..." Shinpachi stared at the girl he sat next to. " Y'know, I haven't seen Kagura-chan fight with you in awhile. Kinda weird, but oh well. This way, she would actually find a good man, unlike that one guy..." He shivered.

"Wait, huh. This china monster actually dated someone..." Sougo became interested.

"Well yeah." Shinpachi continued to look at Kagura. "It was messy. I don't think she knew what she was doing. But that was years ago. When I think about it, we've grown older." He reminisced about the stupid times with Kagura, and laughed. "She better find someone that will clean up after her."

Sougo started to speak slowly, " Well, what if that person who cleans after Kagura is m-"

"SHINNNNPAAAAACHIIII!" Gintoki yelled as he opened the door. "Quick! Give me my strawberry milk! Give me one bargain dash too!"

Shinpachi shrugged and went into the kitchen.

Danggit danna. What's your problem..

"Oi! Its Soichiro! What's your business here? As you can see..." Gintoki looked at Kagura. "China girl is too tired to fight. Come play some other time."

He sat next to Kagura, stealing Shinpachi's seat. Gintoki nudged her, but Kagura's reply was a kick to his face.

Shinpachi entered the room and handed over his strawberry milk and bargain dash. Gintoki slowly drank his milk as blood trickled down his nose.

"So. What do you need Soichiro?"

"Danna, I'm Sougo. Anyway, I came to ask for some help since you know this woman..."

Sougo looked at the sleeping Kagura.

"Actually, two women. Danna, I need some advice."