A/N:When I have random thoughts, I write them down. The idea for this was one.
Disclaimer: Pokemon isn't mine.
"Gold, for the last time... no." Green said with an exasperated sigh.
"Why not, Green?!" His junior Dex Holder whined. "She's done such horrible things to us!"
He must've been thinking of the time she blackmailed him into streaking at the Berlitz gathering. Green quickly shoved that thought into the back of his mind. "She's done horrible things to you," he corrected. He took a seat on his couch and opened up the latest trainer magazine featuring Red.
Gold fell to his knees. "You don't remember all those shopping trips? All the midnight break-ins? All the poke-nappings?" He looked up from his magazine. She made him carry every bag... every one. She welcomed herself into his home on many occasions... in the dark of night. Green thought he'd lost a life. Or five. The poke-nappings were also true, she had begun to take a liking to arcanine and vice versa, that was never good. "Green..." Gold faked a choking noise. When did he get so vexing, Green thought in annoyance. "How could you betray us so...?" He proceeded to fake sob.
Green sighed again and re-read the headline. Wait- us? He questioned in his head just who Gold could be talking about and it turned out to be no use. "Who exactly is us?"
Gold immediately pushed the magazine from Green's hands. "Everyone," he said with a ridiculous glare, Green almost had to smirk at the idiocy of the thought. Images of all the other Dex Holders flashed through his brain. There was no way everyone was in on this. "All of us." Gold gripped his shoulders tightly as he took a second to process the impossibility of the situation. "We need you Green."
The senior pushed him off and shook his head. The begging game was wearing thin. "There's no way Silver would agree to-"
"He did!" Gold blurted from the floor in front of him. "He thinks she'll beat you to a pulp when she finds out! So it's in his favor!" The junior grinned. "Don't tell him I told you though!"
The world wanted to collapse on Green today. Arceus was out to get him.
"Yellow. What about Yellow," his question sounded more like a statement than a question. She was his last hope, one of the most peaceful souls he knew. He really did not want to have to fall into the pesky-doomed-to-fail plan these people have put together.
When Gold smiled, he didn't want an answer anymore. He was at a loss for words. Finally, he managed,"this is so troublesome..."
Gold gripped his shoulders again. "Just follow the plan. Everything's gonna work out perfectly." He kept talking but Green managed to block him out with his disbelief at his companions. It's a bad idea. It'll backfire. It's not even realistic. It's such a stupid plan... It- His hearing came back. "All you have to do is seduce Blue."
I cringed at the thought. "No," was Green's very firm answer.
"Well we could always make arrangements!" Gold said very quickly. "Besides, Crystal and Yellow only agreed when I used the word "befriend" anyways!"
He got an extremely cold glare from Green. Shrugging it off, he made one last plea, complete with every puppy-eyed look imaginable. Green sighed and said "fine," inaudibly.
This was going to be more taxing than the girl herself, he thought.
