This script is just something silly I wrote for the amusement of some friends back in August; I might actually draw it up as a doujinshi at some point! In any case, as it's getting close to that special date in question, I thought I'd post it for the giggle factor. ^^
The Birthday Team Swap
(In case you didn't know, in KOF '98 the special edit team of Mature, King and Shingo is known as the Birthday Team because these three share the same birthdate of April 8. So the scene is King's bar, the Illusion, on said date, decorated with balloons, streamers, etc. Lots o' KOF characters milling about having a good time. Cut to a table where Vice and Iori sit, Iori sipping his beer and Vice looking very pleased with herself.)
Vice: I'm telling you, Yagami, this year I totally lucked out. I got perfect gifts for all three of them.
Iori: (snorts) What I don't understand is why you're giving Kusanagi's... "student"... anything at all.
Vice: Aah...(shrugs) Yabuki's not a bad kid... He's just a little over eager, like a puppy.
Iori: More like an idiot cocker spaniel.
(Over comes Mature, who sits.)
Iori: (raises his pint to her) Mature...
Vice: Happy Birthday, Mature! ^^ (she slides a wrapped package across the table) Here! I hope you like it.
Mature: Thank you, love. (she unwraps the package, lifts the lid off the box and looks puzzled) Vice, why did you get me a pair of cocktail glasses..?
Vice: What?! (grabs the box) Oh NO!
Mature: The irridescent glass is quite lovely, but...
Vice: (holding head in hands) This is King's present! I must have gotten them mixed up!
Iori: (snickers) This should be entertaining.
Vice: (groans) Why does this have to happen to me? King's REALLY gonna avoid me now!
Iori: (aside to Mature) From what Vice told me, the gift for you was rather naughty.
Mature: Oh DEAR...
Iori: Heads up... Here comes King.
Vice: Oh shit. (pleads) Yagami, couldn't you Riot and just put me out of my misery?
Iori: Hells, no! It's fun watching you squirm!
(King arrives at the table, tossing down her package.)
King: Vice, what the hell is this?
(Vice cringes, while Mature holds up her package.)
Mature: It seems there was a mix-up. I believe this is yours.
(King raises an eyebrow, then smiles. Vice gives a very relieved sigh.)
King: Hey, these are really pretty... Thank you, Vice!
Mature: (taking the other box) That would make this one mine.
King: (snorts) Not likely. I can't see you wanting a photo album full of pictures of Kyo Kusanagi in a speedo.
Mature: (eyes wide, flipping through album) What on earth?!
Vice: ARGH!!
(Iori bursts out laughing while Vice beats her head against the table. Cut to another table, where Kyo Benimaru and Shingo sit, looking into an open box. Shingo looks a little green.)
Kyo: Huh. Three speeds and an AC adaptor...
Benimaru: Lucky! ^^
Yeah, it's pointless, but so is life, ne?
The Birthday Team Swap
(In case you didn't know, in KOF '98 the special edit team of Mature, King and Shingo is known as the Birthday Team because these three share the same birthdate of April 8. So the scene is King's bar, the Illusion, on said date, decorated with balloons, streamers, etc. Lots o' KOF characters milling about having a good time. Cut to a table where Vice and Iori sit, Iori sipping his beer and Vice looking very pleased with herself.)
Vice: I'm telling you, Yagami, this year I totally lucked out. I got perfect gifts for all three of them.
Iori: (snorts) What I don't understand is why you're giving Kusanagi's... "student"... anything at all.
Vice: Aah...(shrugs) Yabuki's not a bad kid... He's just a little over eager, like a puppy.
Iori: More like an idiot cocker spaniel.
(Over comes Mature, who sits.)
Iori: (raises his pint to her) Mature...
Vice: Happy Birthday, Mature! ^^ (she slides a wrapped package across the table) Here! I hope you like it.
Mature: Thank you, love. (she unwraps the package, lifts the lid off the box and looks puzzled) Vice, why did you get me a pair of cocktail glasses..?
Vice: What?! (grabs the box) Oh NO!
Mature: The irridescent glass is quite lovely, but...
Vice: (holding head in hands) This is King's present! I must have gotten them mixed up!
Iori: (snickers) This should be entertaining.
Vice: (groans) Why does this have to happen to me? King's REALLY gonna avoid me now!
Iori: (aside to Mature) From what Vice told me, the gift for you was rather naughty.
Mature: Oh DEAR...
Iori: Heads up... Here comes King.
Vice: Oh shit. (pleads) Yagami, couldn't you Riot and just put me out of my misery?
Iori: Hells, no! It's fun watching you squirm!
(King arrives at the table, tossing down her package.)
King: Vice, what the hell is this?
(Vice cringes, while Mature holds up her package.)
Mature: It seems there was a mix-up. I believe this is yours.
(King raises an eyebrow, then smiles. Vice gives a very relieved sigh.)
King: Hey, these are really pretty... Thank you, Vice!
Mature: (taking the other box) That would make this one mine.
King: (snorts) Not likely. I can't see you wanting a photo album full of pictures of Kyo Kusanagi in a speedo.
Mature: (eyes wide, flipping through album) What on earth?!
Vice: ARGH!!
(Iori bursts out laughing while Vice beats her head against the table. Cut to another table, where Kyo Benimaru and Shingo sit, looking into an open box. Shingo looks a little green.)
Kyo: Huh. Three speeds and an AC adaptor...
Benimaru: Lucky! ^^
Yeah, it's pointless, but so is life, ne?
