"Hey Mustang?" Ed asked walking into his office.
"What do you want now Fullmetal?" Roy asked rudely .He was not in the mood for talking; Hawkeye was making him do his paperwork.
"What's an orgasm?" Ed asked .Everyone else in the office was either in shock or laughing.
"Uh….." Mustang gulped ,how was he gonna get out of this one ,he couldn't tell Ed what it meant even if Ed was older he still wouldn't say it out loud.
"Why are you asking me this Fullmetal?" Roy asked regaining his bravado.
"Well, I heard some soldiers saying you're a lot of girl's orgasm friend" Ed exclaimed clueless of what it meant. Click. Riza placed her hand on her gun and said.
"Edward who told you that?"
"I heard some soldiers talking about it."
"Sir?" Hawkeye asked .
"Go." Roy said signaling to the door, telling her to go find the soldiers who said that.
"Hey chief, why'd you ask the Colonel anyway, I thought you hated him?" Havoc asked.
"Yeah, you could of just gone to the library" Fuery suggested.
"Didn't feel like it, so it was Colonel Bastard or Hughes"
"Good choice"
"So what does orgasm mean?" Ed asked. The reaming soldiers stared at him.
"It's a fancy term for organs" Breda lied. Ed looked at him doubtfully.
"Fine, I'll look it up in the library" Ed said as he was about to leave.
"No!" Everyone shouted. Ed gave all of them a confused stare.
"If you won't tell me and I can't look it up then how will I find out?" Ed asked. It was then Mustang decided to use his rank.
"Drop the whole thing, forget about it, erase it from that little head of yours, that's an order got it Fullmetal?" Roy ordered.
"I'M NOT LITTLE!"
Roy chuckled. Ed stomped out of the office.
********************************A week later**********************************
Edward walked in too Mustangs office and kept glaring at him and Hawkeye.
"Are you okay Fullmetal, you look shorter than usual, have you shrunk?" Roy said with slick smirk on his face. Ed glared at him harder.
"What my height, which is perfectly normal, have to do with me being okay?" Ed asked still glaring. Roy shrugged.
"Oh yeah and I disobeyed a direct order" Ed mused. Roy raised an eyebrow.
"And that order would be?" Havoc asked.
"I learned what orgasm means and by the way Mustang, you have and still do disgust me" Ed said glaring at the shocked Colonel.
"If you know what it is then I have to ask do you have an orgasm friend Fullmetal" Roy said slickly. Ed's faced turned bright red.
"Do you?" Roy asked again.
"I'M ONLY FIFTEEN YOU PERVERTED BASTARD!" Ed yelled in the colonels face.
"But you seem so close to your mechanic, Winry Rockbell I think her name is" Roy mused.
"I'm only 15 you pervert and Winry and I are just close friends, what about you and the lieutenant!" Ed then cooled down and rent on "You two are close friends but that doesn't mean….."
Both the Colonel and lieutenant looked away from the young boy .Then all the other soldiers in the room burst into a laugh. Havoc handed Breda a 20 dollar bill.
"Told ya" Breda said still laughing.
"I anyone is still laughing in 2 seconds I swear they will be burned alive" Roy said with a seriousness in his voice getting his fingers in the snapping position.
"I'm leaving "Ed sighed.
"Fullmetal, if you ever speak of this again I will burn you little body to a corpse, got it?" Roy stated.
"Fine" Ed scoffed "And….I'M NOT LITTLE!"
