Ascension/Jump from My Perspective.

Author's Note: Hello all! I haven't been adding stories in a while because I was busy, but now I'm back with a new story! Anyone miss me?

-splat-

Hey, who threw that tomato!

Oh well, on with another helping of patches from Jeff's perspective.

Today, our story is about

Random Stranger: You got no ideas, do ya?

HEY SHUT UP.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything, except everything I do own.


It was a dark and stormy night. Snoopy was typing up a new story starting with the preceding sentence.

The world was in complete Chaos. Dual Blades, Resistance, Evan, and Aran ruled the world.

The Explorers and the Cygnus Knights were still waiting for help to arrive, when suddenly, one of them stood up.

It was a Marksman named Hazel the 12th.

"I'm tired of waiting! We have to fight now, against those darn so-called legends, Resistance, and Dual Blades!"

"But we're not strong enough!" one of the Mages said.

"Well, just as we retreated, I stole this from their hideout."

Everyone gazed as Hazel pulled out a mystical stone that appeared to be jumping.

"What is it?"

"It's a stone that can make us 10x stronger than what we are now."

"…how long have you had it?"

"About 2 months."

Everyone's jaw dropped.

"HAZEL YOU IDIOT. WE'VE BEEN LIVING IN FEAR OF THOSE DARN IDIOTS FOR 2 WEEKS, AND JUST NOW YOU MENTION THIS?"

"Well, no one asked."

-15 minutes later-

"Okay", Hazel said with a swollen face, "I will now use this and make everyone stronger! Stone, activate!"

The stone glowed with a bright red, then a bright purple, and then music started to play.

The stone jumped out of Hazel's hand, grew a mouth, and grabbed a mic.


Get up, pack it in, let me begin

I came to win, battle me that's a sin
I won't tear the sack up, punk you'd better back up
Try and play the role and the whole crew will act up

Get up, stand up, come on, throw your hands up
If you've got the feelin' jump across the ceilin'
Muggs is a funk fest, someone's talkin' junk
Yo, I'll bust 'em in the eye and then I'll take the punks home

Feel it, funk it, amps it are junkin'
And I got more rhymes than there's cops that are dunkin'
Donuts shop, sure 'nuff I got props from the kids on the Hill
Plus my mom and my pops
I came to get down, I came to get down
So get out your seats and jump around

Jump around, jump up and get down
Jump around, jump around
Jump up and get down
Jump up, jump up and get down


Everyone was confused about what was going on, so they started to jump.

Well, everyone except for the Pirates, Thieves, Thunder Breakers, and Night Walkers, who believed that they shouldn't be degraded like this.

Jump, jump, jump
Jump, jump, jump
Jump, jump, jump
Jump, jump, jump
Jump, jump, jump
Jump, jump

Suddenly, everyone who was jumping started to glow.

The bowman started to jump twice in the air, the mages could make explosive farts, icy chains, and holy shields, and the warriors became twice as buff.

"Did we get stronger?" a mage asked, after the music and jumping ended.

"Dunno" said Hazel. Let's try it out.

Hazel shot one arrow at a tree, and it completely froze.

The other Bow Masters and Marksmen also shot arrows at trees and burnt/froze them.

The Mages started experimenting with their elements and found out that their elements were improved.

The Warriors started splitting the ground by smashing their fist, which caused minor earthquakes.

"Wow" Hazel exclaimed. "It worked!"

"Now let's kick some ass!"

Thank you for reading.