KAKAROTTO LIVES
But you see, UMJ forgot that Kakarotto or Goku to all us humans is the beloved of those in the after life. So he didn't remain dead, and the question remains as to if he was really dead or not. Teleportation is a technique he has known for ages. But that's not the point here.
"APOCALYPTIC BLAST..?" (Correct spelling btw) In the after life, Kaio was laughing hysterically. "As if such a weak attack could kill Son Goku. And I really don't know what Son was doing. I know he doesn't drink 'bear' but he might eat bear..." he recovered himself. This was important and had to be dealt with immediately.
Kaio concentrated for a moment, "GOKU! Quit playing around teleporting. You are Super Saiyajin (not super say-jin) 3, you've got to go to New Namek and make some wishes. This thing, which shall remain unnamed, needs to be taught how indestructible Chikyuu and her warriors really are! GET MOVING!!!"
Goku, or Kakarotto for all you Saiyajin's quickly teleported to New Namek. Since the Namekian's owed him big, they had already gathered the Dragon Balls and were waiting for him.
"What are your wishes, Son Goku?" The head Namek asked. (I'm going to skip over the wish details here. I'll just list them.)
"Um, I wish Chikyuu and it's inhabitants back!"
"It is done..."
"Secondly, I wish Chichi back to life!" (She died before Chikyuu was destroyed.)
"It is done..."
"And lastly, I want UMJ and DRAGANTA wished here!" Goku powered up to Super Saiyajin 3. An almost evil smirk was on his face.
"It is done..." The dragon disappeared.
"Now..." Goku began, "you're in my world, weak pathetic ass!" He sprung forward in attack, that beautiful hair flowing gloriously behind him.
He quickly had UMJ on the ropes. "DRAGANTA, you can help if you want." Goku looked over encouragingly.
"Let's go!"
Very quickly UMJ was vanquished. The final blow came from two toothpicks which were administered to the eyes!
UMJ gave a gurgle before a sickly green mist rose from their quickly decomposing body.
Goku made a ki blast and quickly blasted the body. Instantly, it was turned to vapor. "And that, is then end of that! Thanks for trying to save Chikyuu DRAGANTA," Goku said. "Now, can I teleport you home?"
"Bye Goku!" The Head Namek and the gathered Namek's waved as Goku disappeared.
In the after life, Kaio looked around for UJM's spirit. When he found it, he quickly advised Enma on how it should be dealt with. "One way trip to the under hell. Now that is really the end of that!"
Owari.
(I apologize to DRAGANTA, I have no idea who you are, sorry. But since you seemed to be against UMJ, at least in that thing of a fic, I used you positively.)
