I rode on horse to London
While eating a Vadelia onion
Then I met Billy the hobo
When I took a trip to Togo
I lost my favorite pair of pants
In a poker-game in France
I ate a yummy candy cane
In a tall trash can in Spain
To use the bathroom, I had to pay a fee
At a clean McDonalds in Germany
I played with some moon sand
In my favorite sand box in Ireland
I had fun dancing to the can-can
At Harajuku in Japan
I ate an Idaho potato
In a giant dumpster in Mexico
I'm not sure I'll do that again
Now I'm back home in Michigan!
YAY! Randomness! I've done better, but I've never really done a random poem, except for The Hobo from Togo, and The Pickle Who Fought Back. Oh, well. Review? Review. Now. And bring me a pickle. I shouldn't have to tell you to make it a dill pickle, either.
