I rode on horse to London

While eating a Vadelia onion

Then I met Billy the hobo

When I took a trip to Togo

I lost my favorite pair of pants

In a poker-game in France

I ate a yummy candy cane

In a tall trash can in Spain

To use the bathroom, I had to pay a fee

At a clean McDonalds in Germany

I played with some moon sand

In my favorite sand box in Ireland

I had fun dancing to the can-can

At Harajuku in Japan

I ate an Idaho potato

In a giant dumpster in Mexico

I'm not sure I'll do that again

Now I'm back home in Michigan!


YAY! Randomness! I've done better, but I've never really done a random poem, except for The Hobo from Togo, and The Pickle Who Fought Back. Oh, well. Review? Review. Now. And bring me a pickle. I shouldn't have to tell you to make it a dill pickle, either.