"Where is Sally, anyway?" Buddy asked.
"And where's Blanche?" Rose also asked.
"What could they be doing that could take them so long to come home?" Dorothy asked.
"I don't know, but I'm getting a little scared," Rob said.
Just then, Sally and Blanche came home acting very different. They were both drunk, hyper, and Blanche was giving Sally a piggy back ride. Blanche had one of those blowers people would blow at birthday parties and Sally held up a "Just Married" sign and threw a bouquet.
In result, everyone was shocked to see this.
"Oh god," Rose said catching the bouquet.
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"How even?" Laura asked.
"I know!" Dorothy exclaimed.
The next day...
Sally and Blanche were knocked out in Blanche's bedroom. They were both hungover from the night before and they didn't know they got married. The two woke up and were confused about where they ended up. They looked at each other and screamed.
"Why am I here? I don't sleep in here!" Sally cried.
"I don't remember being in here!" Blanche shouted.
After a few seconds, the girls calmed down.
"Do you remember anything that happened last night?" Sally asked.
"No, I just remember being with you," Blanche replied.
"That's all I remember too! Oh well, as long as we didn't do anything stupid," Sally added.
"Yeah, I'm sure we didn't do anything stupid," Blanche said.
They got out of bed and they noticed the bouquet was on the floor. It now had petals falling off.
"What's a bouquet doing here?" Blanche asked.
"I don't know, I think we're imagining things," Sally replied as she left the bedroom.
"Oh god, I hate hangovers," Blanche thought.
It was the last day of being in Miami and everyone was finishing up their packing.
"Rob! Buddy! I think we ought to tell Sally she got married last night," Laura said.
"Okay! Rob, you tell her!" Buddy exclaimed.
"Why me? You're her best friend!" Rob replied.
"If I tell her, she won't take me seriously!" Buddy added.
"Buddy, I'm sure she will!" Laura exclaimed.
"She takes Rob or you more seriously," Buddy also added.
Rob and Laura suddenly looked at each other.
"Here, I'll stand next to you when you tell her," Buddy suggested.
"Fine, I'll tell her," Rob volunteered.
With the girls...
"Guys, we really need to tell Blanche!" Dorothy exclaimed.
"About what?" Rose asked.
"About the Berlin Wall, Rose! About the marriage!" Dorothy replied.
"What marriage?" Rose asked again.
"The marriage between Sally and Blanche, you dummy!" Dorothy yelled.
Just then, Rob came in the living room which is where the rest of the girls minus Blanche were.
"Dorothy, are you going to tell Blanche she's married?" Rob asked.
"Yes, are you going to ask Sally?" Dorothy asked in response.
"I was going to once I found her," Rob replied.
Sally was the next person to come into the living room.
"Good morning, folks! Oh gee, am I tired! I have no idea what happened last night! All I remember was hanging out with Blanche at the bar, having a drink or two, then everything went blank," Sally said.
"Sal, I have to talk to you," Rob told her.
Dorothy, Rose, and Sophia left the living room so Rob could talk to Sally in private.
"What's going on, Rob? Why did everyone leave?" Sally asked.
"You're not going to believe this," Rob said.
"What?" Sally asked having no idea what's going on.
This was going to be very difficult for Rob to say because he knew Sally has always wanted to be married, but to a fella, not a woman.
"Sal, last night a marriage was born," Rob told her.
"Really? Who got married? Tell me everything, Rob!" Sally exclaimed.
"Well, there was no wedding, thats's for sure," Rob replied.
"Did the couple elope?" Sally asked.
"Yes," Rob said.
"Where did they go?" Sally asked.
"In this house," Rob replied.
"Did Buddy and Sophia get married?" Sally asked getting excited.
"No! In fact, they broke up," Rob told her.
Rob sighed and told Sally the bottom line.
"Sal, one of the people that got married was you," he explained.
Sally's face lit up because she was finally married, but she didn't know whom she was married to.
"Really? To who? Who's this lucky fella?" she asked.
"Unfortunately, your spouse is not a fella. It happens to be a woman," Rob added.
Hearing that news did not impress Sally at all.
"What? Who?" Sally asked in frustration.
In the kitchen with the girls...
"Blanche, we have something to tell you," Dorothy said.
"Girls, what's going on?" Blanche asked.
"This is strange to say, but you got married last night," Rose told her.
"And drunk too!" Dorothy added.
"I did? Who's my new husband?" Blanche asked.
"You don't have a husband, you have a wife," Dorothy replied.
Blanche was not happy to hear the news.
"A wife? I'm not a lesbian!" Blanche exclaimed.
"I'm sorry," Rose apologized.
"Now, you're a lesbian if you have a wife," Sophia replied eating some potato chips.
"Ma!" Dorothy yelled.
"Who's my wife?" Blanche asked.
"She's in the living room," Rose told her as Dorothy took Blanche to the living room.
In the living room...
"Rob, who am I married to? Aren't you going to tell me who it is?" Sally asked.
Just then, Blanche and Dorothy came in the living room.
"You and Blanche are married," Rob said.
"Sally's your wife," Dorothy told Blanche.
The two girls were confused.
"I'm married to her?" Sally asked Rob.
"So, I happened to get married to her?" Blanche asked Dorothy.
Dorothy and Rob both nodded as Sally and Blanche looked at each other.
"I now pronounce you, wife and wife!" Buddy shouted coming in the living room.
In the plane...
Sally and Blanche couldn't get over the fact they were married and they were in denial.
"Wait, I can't be married to you! This has to be some joke," Blanche told Sally.
"Yeah, we're not lesbians," Sally added.
Buddy and Laura overheard the conversation.
"This isn't a joke!" Buddy exclaimed.
"He's right, you're both married! Rob and Dorothy would never joke about a thing like that," Laura added.
Sally and Blanche were both shocked and over their denial.
"Me? You? Married?" Sally asked Blanche.
"Honestly, I think so," Blanche replied.
"I'm never going to go to a bar and drink again," Sally thought.
At the airport in New York...
Everyone has arrived in New York and waiting to get their luggage.
"I'm sure it's a lot for them to take in," Rose said.
"I know! It's going to be really weird thinking Sally is married," Laura added.
"It's going to be weird that I'm going to be living with that married couple," Dorothy told her.
"And they're going to be working together," Rob also added.
"How come I forgot about that?" Dorothy asked herself.
-Hello everyone! Sorry I'm a day late from when I was supposed to be updating! It's better late than never! I had a haunted carnival thing at my school and I was one of the actors! Yesterday, I was too tired to update, so that's all I'm going to say and i hope you all have a wonderful morning/day/night and peace out my poodles!
-oldhollywoodbaby
