Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ or Gundam Wing or the characters blah blah blah…

By m

Gundam saleswoman in a DBZ world

"Ding Dong"

The doorbell rings at Capsule Corp. and the only one home is Vegeta. He is doing the same thing he always does…can you guess?

"Damn it why can't people just leave me alone"

Vegeta heads to the door leaving behind his trusty gravity room. He opens the door supprised to see a girl not completely unfamiliar.

"Hi I am Releena Peacecraft and Ive seen you in action. Im here to say, Pacifism is the only true way to peace!!! stop fighting you won't solve anything!!…please" she bows her head. Vegeta slams the door in her face and walks back to the gravity room

"Ding Dong"

"Hmmmm who could that be?" Vegeta grumbles and opens the door

"Pacifism is the only way to true peace!!!!!"

Vegeta quickly slams the door. *Maybe she will just go away* he thought.

"Ding Dong"

"I'll go to the gravity room she wont reach me in their, AHAHAHAHAHA"

Vegeta returns to the gravity room and turns the gravity up to 900. "Ahhhh sweet goodness"

"Ring Ring"

"What the hell I, didn't put a telephone in here"A shadow comes over the chamber and Vegeta cautiosly makes his way to the phone. "He-Hello?"

"Pacifism is the only way to true peace!!!!!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH leave me alone!!!!"

Vegeta dissconnects the phone "heheheheh she can't get me now bahahahahahah"

"Ring Ring"

Vegeta looks down at the phone, the phone is dissconnected.

"Ring Ring"

He picks up the phone "What do you want me to do damn it!"

"I just wondered if you wanted to go see a flick with me" Goku replies "Sheesh" and hangs up. Vegeta calmly puts the receiver back down. "Whoo, only Kakkarotto"

"Ring Ring"

Vegeta looks at the still dissconected phone and picks up the reciever" "Hello?"

"Pacifism is the only way to true peace!!!!!"

"BAHHHHHHHHH" Vegeta screams and smashes through the door of the chamber and flys off as fast as he can into the sky. "Im safe now she cant get me here hehehahahah"

Off in the distance a girl is seen with binoculars and a walky talky "Damn it he got away" Releena sits down and brings out her check list of names. "Ahh here we are next person I have to persuade is…Son Goku

Part 2??????? …nah

eh I felt like it, its crappy but hey it aint all bad.