Sorry… Too Much?
This story is actually based on the experiences of a close friend of mine recently so please show your love and support her because she's none too happy about it!
Love Bilbo XXX
Two bloody sisters! Cindy could deal with but a pervy prince as well why did she have to Oh Yh! Because the Prince loves her... the feeling was not mutual. Why did it have to be her? Of course she worked at a strip club but only as a waitress she did none of the dancing or anything oh no the mere thought of it turned Cindy's cheeks aflame. I mean the money was good at la la land, and that's all that matters isn't it? Well no looking back now it doesn't but, her friends worked there the job's they had being of a more….risqué shall we say? Nature meaning they were the dancers why didn't prince perv a lot want them then I could be left alone in peace!
Ok even I admit that was rude but come on what did I ever do to attract him! All I ever did was fall over dropped my tray drinks and because it's part of the uniform I was wearing heels, which each employee has made specifically for them and because I have small feet mine were made of glass! Anyway one of my shoes fell off my foot and conveniently skids right across the floor into the VIP part of the club. Where the Prince was sat so being a true "gentlemen" he picked up my shoe which I had entered the room to collect, when he spotted me only wearing one shoe he gave a smile which I can only describe as repulsive and even then I feel I am being to kind.
I tried to reach for my shoe but the prat decided to move so that instead of getting a grip on my shoe and stepping past I slapped into the Idiot! He just laughed wrapped an arm around my waist and said watch out princess or you'll fall…so punched him, an idea given to me by a close if not insane friend. I'm quite petite so most people underestimate me, but I pack a pretty hard punch. So when his nose broke I wasn't surprised the prince obviously was though, because he wet himself…I cried with laughter. I wasn't the only one all the other girls at the "gentlemen's club" joined in! Let's just say high heels and hysterical laughter do not go well in any circumstance especially this one.
After a while things started to calm down and while some checked on the Prince I fled the room using the crowd to my advantage to get away as I didn't want to get in trouble with anyone. Only when I got back to the changing room and collapsed into a heap with all my giggling friends did I realise that the Prince still had my shoe! All the others noticed as well and inquired as to whether they should go and retrieve it, I politely declined as the prince gave me the creeps and I didn't want any of my friends round him longer than needed. So I borrowed (permanently) a pair of my friend's old shoes to wear out and got a lift from another. But an ache started to form in my head sort of the same as a toothache, but even after painkillers it refused to path so I had a bad feeling I would be seeing the Prince again…
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