Stronger (Then Kakarott)
"NO, NO, NO! I don't care what it's about, I will not sing a song that was written by that blonde airhead out of touch with reality!" Vegeta bellowed.
("Vegeta, you forget something. You don't have a choice. I'm an author. You do what I say.")
"Forget it! I'd rather be back in the care bear underwear and wooga-woogaing again!"
('If you insist…")
"NO! NO! I take that back!"
("Ok Vegeta. I'm a flexible guy. I'll let you keep your voice, change the song, and I'll leave you alone for a while after it.")
"Fine."
("But you're doing it in Spears's video and wearing a male version of her costume!")
"NANI!?!"
(Music starts up, and Vegeta finds himself sitting in a chair wearing a male version of Brittany Spears's costume, as in shirt wide open to show his chest and one pant leg far shorter then the other. As he sings, he is forced to mimic Spears's actions from her music video of "Stronger", although the look on his face says he'd rather have needles stuck in his eyes.)
Vegeta: Ooh hey, yeah. (looks mortified he had to sing that)
I won't stop
There's nothing anyone can do or say, bab-(cuts off in irritation)
I've had enough
I'm not his lesser as from today, ba-(ditto)
They say it won't ever happen, hold the phone
But I AM…
Stronger than Kakarott!
Won't be happy with my lot!
That baka ain't beating me any longer!
Because I'm stronger!
I always knew that I could be, maybe…?
Never went with the flow
Didn't really care 'bout anything but me
You might think that I can't do it, but you're wrong
Cause I KNOW I'M…
Stronger than Kakarott!
Far better then he thought!
I ain't being number 2 any longer!
Because I'm stronger!
(Vegeta is forced to dance like Spears with the chair, the cane, and everything else. The only saving grave for him is that video clips are played shown of him kicking ass and wrecking havoc)
Vegeta: Here I go SSJ, on my own
Didn't need Krillian, I did it alone!
Here I go SSJ, on my own now
I don't need nobody, not anybody
Here I go, alright, here I go…(goes SSJ)
CAUSE YOU ALL KNOW I'M….
Stronger than Kakarott!
I'm the prince and he's not!
The third-class baka ain't beating me no longer!
(Camera zooms in on Vegeta's face as he smirks with one corner of his mouth)
Cause I'M STRONGER!
(The stage and setting disappear, and Vegeta is back in his own clothes. He sighs and then looks around)
"Stupid baka author…where'd he go…" Vegeta said, his eyes darting around, before settling on a small book.
"Upcoming projects…huh, let's see what he has planned for me next…" Vegeta said, picking up the book and ruffling through it until his eyes landed squarely on one entry.
SEVEN DEADLY SINS: PRIDE.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! I'D RATHER SING SPEARS!"
