Just to let you know, I own neither the Buffy characters portrayed in this story, nor do I own Billy Idol (although sometimes I wish I did...) And I definitely do not have rights to the song "Dancing with Myself" or "Mony Mony". I love Spike, and this is how I see him.

EXT. GRAVEYARD-NIGHT.

SPIKE comes out from behind a gravestone; he is alone, his trench coat swishing. He looks around and smiles.

SPIKE:

Finally!

He claps lights and a disco ball appear, music, Dancing With Myself by Billy Idol comes on.

♪On the floors of Tokyo♪

Spike has begun to dance, at first he makes small moves, doing the twist, but is slowly getting into it, he looks down and catches a look at himself in a puddle.

♪With the record selection, And the mirrors reflection, I'm a dancing with myself♪

Tosses his best Blue Steel look in the puddle and begins to dance with larger movements, mostly like Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

♪When there's no one else in sight. In the crowd and lonely night…♪

Suddenly BUFFY, XANDER, GILES, WILLOW, TARA, and ANYA appear. They look confused. Spike looks at Buffy throwing her a come hither glance before dancing over to her, he extends his hand to Buffy, she takes it, and spins into his arms.

♪So let's sink another drink

'Cause it'll give me time to think♪

Spike bites Buffy's neck and spins her back out, the pair begin to dance, Anya and Xander, as well as Tara and Willow partner up and Giles dances by himself in the back.

♪Well there's nothing to lose

And there's nothing to prove

I'll be dancing with myself♪

Now they are being joined by other characters, OZ, ANGEL, RILEY, DAWN, JOYCE, PRINCIPAL SNYDER, JONOTHAN and CORDELIA join them however Buffy and Spike are always front and center, doing elaborate swing dance moves.

♪Oh oh oh dancing with myself

Oh oh oh dancing with myself♪

Giles moves up front with a guitar and begins to play as the guitar solo comes on. We see Riley and Angel ripping each other to pieces in the background.

♪I looked all over the world

and there's every type of girl

but their empty eyes seem to pass me by ♪

DRUSILLA passes Spike by and he watches her go but then continues to spin Buffy around, and dips her, he's going in for the kiss…

♪ If I had the chance … ♪

Music dies, Spike looks up to see the real Buffy and the rest of the Scooby gang.

BUFFY:

What is this the best two out of three?

Spike looks around, there is nobody in his arms, nobody behind him, and Giles definitely does not have a guitar.

SPIKE:

Uh, I can explain.

BUFFY:

We'll leave you and yourself alone. Just, have you seen any creepy activity?

SPIKE:

Nothing to report, although, if I really did know something did you think I would tell you? You don't mean anything to me!

Spike storms off, he passes the puddle and we can no longer see him in it. Xander looks around.

XANDER:

Where'd the music go? I love Billy Idol!

BUFFY:

(Sighs) O god, come on you guys, we have vampires to slay.

Everyone exits in the opposite direction of Spike, except for Xander. Xander still stands there looking around, suddenly he claps and more music starts, this time Mony, Mony again by Billy Idol. Except Xander is making up his own words.

XANDER:

(Singing) Here she comes now sayin' Buffy Buffy

Shoot 'em down turn around come on Buffy

Hey, she give em light and I feel all right now

Come on you gotta toss and turn

And feel all right, yeah I feel all right

I said yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah) yeah...

O/S-Music stops

BUFFY and TARA:

XANDER!

XANDER:

Alright.

Xander exits as the screen fades on the graveyard with the discoball still spinning in the middle of it.

FADE.