Disclaimer: I don't own Maximum Ride and this is obvious a fanfiction meaning that created by a fan that does not use this as profit because that would be stupid and obvious plagiarism of characters since not the plot which I don't know yet.

This story does not have them with wings, and since I'm annoyed at all the usual opening with the extremely long and listing intros I'm going to try and change it up a bit.

*I updated this a little bit grammatically since I first uploaded it*

-AN: I've changed it a bit because a detail doesn't work out for the later chapters

First Maximum Ride Fanfic so hope everyone enjoys

-hi! I'm a line! Ignore me if you want but I'm here to be helpful-

"Ugh I can't believe he did this again?" I screamed loudly mentally. Mentally because I was in the school's parking lot and if anyone screams out loud there it means teachers and people you don't really know looking at you like you have issues. I might not have a flawless record at school but I don't want to have people believe and force me into having a therapist. I don't even see the point of therapists, partially because if you split the word it's the rapist. (AN. I got that off of Facebook)

Annoyed and pissed right now at every little thing like my hair, I took a hair band off of my wrist and tied my dirty blond hair into a ponytail and started to walk home in the abnormally warm sun. Before too long though I was able to think clearly enough to get out my cell phone and sweetly leave an angry message to Fang, the cause of my anger. He let it go to voicemail which was a smart choice.

"Hi Fang it's Max you know your best friend who you were supposed to drop off at home today? This was your last chance Fang and you knew it, I'll riding with Sam from now on."I clicked end and smiled to myself because lately I haven't been spending that much time lately with Sam, much to Fang's internal enjoyment.

What's weird is that they've hated each other since they first met. We've known each other since we were six years old. It didn't make any sense to me then and it doesn't make any sense to me now. If you can imagine two little boys, one with black hair the other with brown, and a dirty blond girl and the boys glaring in an odd completive way with the girl confused then you know what it looked like to our parents. To me all I saw were my two best friends not happy with each other. I've tried to get them to like each other. It lasted till last year when I decided to go out on a date with a guy that Sam recommended. In nice words, it was horrible and I ended up calling Fang who at the time didn't know I was even on a date. Anyways so the days after that I prefer not to mention and Fang avoids Sam as if he's a contagious disease.

Being smart now that I'd blown off a little bit of steam in my two sentence voicemail to Fang; I called Iggy, my slightly older brother. Truthfully though he is taller than me and I'm only older by about 45 seconds. He answered right away which was interesting because he is usually never around his cell phone or is busy when I call him.

"Hi sis! I can't pick you up,"

"Ah he knows me too well," I thought to myself.

"I'm with Fang who got me into detention which just ended and had his phone taken away earlier today. He's spazzing by the way, well as spazzing as Fang can get. You want to talk to him?"

"Yes please"

"K, I'll get him for you," I waited, hearing Iggy yell Fang and that I wanted to talk to him.

"Hi,"

"Hi Fang, you should have told me that you two were in detention. I'm not at school anymore and it'll take me a while to get home."

"Sorry"

"STOP WITH THE ONE WORDED SENTENCES!"

"Nope," I could hear a small smirk in his voice.

"See you tomorrow and be on time or I ride with Sam." Then I ended the call not letting him get to state his opinion about me riding with Sam which I know would not be a happy one.

After about another 20 minutes of walking, I was home where I saw, unsurprisingly, Fang's car. Opening the door with my ever handy key, I stepped in, just in time to be attacked by my brother's best friend's younger sister, Angel who was always at our house. Personally I think she comes here so much for my mom's cookies which are the best chocolate chip cookies in the world. I'm likely exaggerating but I don't like cookies not baked from her as much.

"Hi Angel," I said with a smile.

"Hi Max! Fang is here with Iggy and he's mad, why is he mad Max?"

"He's just grumpy Angel, he must have had a bad day."

"Oh okay Max. I'm going to go play with Total, Gazzy's here too."

"Thanks for telling me sweetheart." I gave her a hug and headed to Iggy's room after dropping my backpack off in my own of course. Being me I knocked on the door and just as it was wide enough for me to get inside, I ran into the person who had opened the door. The person ended up being Iggy which was good because we had a routine of what to do when I do this to him. He tries to punch me while I try to punch him, although we never actually try then we shouted, "I am ninja!" We then glared at each other before bursting into laughter. I looked at Gazzy and Fang who were also occupying Iggy's room. It wasn't unusual for me to be in there but I preferred not to be in case Iggy was building a bomb with Gazzy which always scares me a bit. They've done some really dangerous stuff with those bombs. Honestly I still don't understand how they make bombs and I don't want to know. Anyways I look at Fang's face which is usually inhumanly straightly emotionless and surprised to see that his eyes did look a little angry.

"Hi Gazzy hi Fang. Come on Fang to my room." With that I grabbed his arm roughly, said my short goodbyes to Gazzy and Iggy and pulled Fang into my room slamming the door loudly behind us.

-hi line again! I'm here to end this chapter-

And that is the end of the chapter for now because I am lazy and because I just don't feel like writing more. I know I didn't give a description for each character but really you should know it. If you didn't what is exactly the point of reading the fanfiction? To hate on it?

Anyways if you haven't caught one during the story the person telling the story is Max. Fang and Sam are her best friends, Iggy is her brother, Gazzy is Iggy's best friend, and Angel is Gazzy's younger sister. Also Total is Angel's dog that she brings everywhere…well pretty much everywhere

I'll add Nudge, Ella and Max's mom later. I'm not sure about Jeb though…he might be left out because I don't like him much.

Note this story I repeat has not plot at the moment what so ever. I have nothing planned. It could go horribly all of a sudden and I might completely change it on whim because I decide It wasn't good enough. Well hope you have enjoyed it so far.

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