Kirby and South Park Crossover

Chapter 1: Kirby likes eating…

"It all starts in uh…Kirby land? Well Kirby and uh…his friends are eating pie!" says me, the narrator

"I WANT MORE PIE!" Kirby screamed as he made the most horrifying death glare.. EVAR!

"Too bad" Me, PenguinNinja said while Kirby's friends ran away in fear.

"Great, no pie…no nuthin..and I'm bore- Kirby said, but got cut off by a vortex warping him to a strange land. As Kirby read the sign that stated that this was the city of South Park he say Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo. As Mr.Hankey noticed him he greeted with a "Howdy Ho"

"I'm hungry…" Kirby said as a thought and came up with the idea of eating Mr. Hankey. As Kirby started to approach Mr. Hankey he could here 2 boys, Stan and Kyle calling him fatass. "Wha-" was all Mr. Hankey could say before the pink puffball ate him. "Holy Shit Dude!" Was all Stan could say, while Kyle started sobbing.

"Mr.Haaaaaaaaaaaaankeeyyyyy!" Yelled Kyle. "Um… " was Kirby's reaction "Mmmrf(translated into cool, a pink puffball)" A boy in an Orange Jumpsuit said when he saw Kirby.

"RAR!" Was what Kirby had said when he saw Kenny. Why though? He just got an urge to kill. "MMMMRF!!!" Kenny Screamed as he was being eaten.

While that was happening butters came by. OO was his face when he saw the blood and the pink puffball. "Um…(kirby noticed that he was wearing a demon costume so nobody would hate him when he took it off)".

So Kirby went inside some bushes changed clothes, and everyone thought he was cute. "Can I keep him mom?" Asked Cartman, a fat little boy interested in the huggable creature. "No" His mom replied with a frown, then Stan tried and his parents said no. So the Mole's mom said "yes" hoping he would stop hating god after he got this creature as a pet. "Help!"

Kirby screeched in a different language so nobody understood, sadly.

" Want smokes" was one of The Moles questions when he was questioning Kirby, and dragging him to his house on death Blvd.

"Yes" Kirby said in English Kirby said starting to learn English.

"Kay" Said The Mole as he was searching his pockets for a cigarette. "Aha!" He yelled when he found one.

Kirby grabbed it and started smoking, he seemed to enjoy it, but too much, The Mole got very scared once Kirby started humping Kennys dead body, so he ditched Kirby, now this was Kyle's chance to get someone to comfort him about Mr. Hankeys dea-wait, we have gotten an announcement that says Kyle has made a new Mr. Hankey. Kyle was highly overjoyed from this, but he still wanted a pet so he talked it out with his parents and after a very long discussion (like 3 hours long) he and his parents made an agreement that Kyle may have a pet, so Kyle chose Kirby, This made his parents hesitate, but they had already agreed so they said yes.

"Yay!" Screamed Kyle when his parents said yes, that people in China heard him.

Meanwhile in China:

"What the hell was that?" Yelled random people in the city of Beijing.

Back In South Park Colorado:

"Eek" Kirby screamed when he heard Kyle's deafening scream

Soon Kyle and Kirby became good friends later on which stopped anyone from breaking their "so called friendship" Because well…Kirby will castrate anyone who tries to break their friendship or hurt any of them, but Kirby had a plan you see. One you EAT Kyle…Stan seemingly found out, but what will he do to save his friend?

Um…Find out next time?

This is my first story…well..first crossover ' so uh…reviews would be nice…

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