Title: Interviews
By: Brainless Boy (BB)
First Chapter - First Interview. Interview with GIR.

This is an interview between me (Brainless Boy) and GIR.

B(rainless) B(oy): Hello there, GIR. How are you doing today?
GIR: Do you have tacos? I love tacos. I love you. Marry me.

BB: No... I don't have any tacos, and no I will not marry you.
GIR: Good... I never really loved you. I love Mr. Scary Monkey. I love that show.

BB: Very good. I have a few questions about Zim. First question: Is Zim an alien?
GIR: I'll tell you for a taco. TACO TACO TACO!!!

BB: Very well then, here is your taco. *hands GIR a taco*
GIR: Hey you said you didn't have any... never mind!!! *munch munch* mmm... *munch munch* All done.

*minute of silence*

BB: Well?
GIR: Ummm... can you repeat the question?

BB: IS ZIM OR IS HE NOT AN ALIEN?!?!?!
GIR: I'll tell you for a taco.

BB: NO! Just answer me. Answer me now.
GIR: Yes.... wait.... No.... wait..... I dunno.

BB: *smacks head* Let us move on. What does Zim do when he comes home from Skool?
GIR: I watch the Scary Monkey Show.

BB: That is very nice. What does Zim do?
GIR: He.... He.... He goes to Skool.

BB: What does he do AFTER that? Do you know?
GIR: Ummm..... I'll tell you for a taco.

BB: NO! NO MORE TACOS. Let's just move on to the next question. Does Zim have any pets?
GIR: I do... *runs away*

BB: Where did he go?
GIR: *comes running back with a pig in his hands screaming* PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BB: Ahhh! What on earth? What is...
GIR: I have a pig. See! *shoves pig into brainless boy's face* Piggy Piggy PIGGY!

BB: Put that down. Now where is Zim right now.
GIR: I am going to sing a song for you. *begins to sing* Doom Doom Doom, Doom Doom De Doom...

BB: Very lovely voice, but where is Zim?
GIR: Ummmm... I don't know. Wanna get some cupcakes? Wanna get a slushy? Wanna get some gum? Wanna get some Cherry Poop? Wanna get some TACOS.

BB: Boys, take him to go get some tacos, and a slushy, and some gum, and some Cherry Poop, and some cupcakes. I will look for Zim.
GIR: *looks at tv* I love this show. I wanna watch it.

BB: Very well then.
GIR: YAY!