I was bored and couldent get to sleep. So I wrote this. I didn't feel like making it a one shoter, cause im kinda tired, but anyways, chapter one for you all.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of it. Not he characters, not the comic series, not the omercial rights. All I have is the plot. And its kinda a pathetic one at that. But anyways. Go read now. Go!


"Rune!!" Thatz yelled down the hall. "oh Rune!!" he poked his head around a corner, only to sigh at another crushed hope. "god, where is he?" he muttered, speeding up in frustration. "Ow!" he bashed into the blond haired, blue eyed thing in front of him.

"moron!" Rune scolded, smacking him upside the head.

"hey what was that for?"

"you just ran into me, idiot. And why have you been shouting at me for the last 3 minutes?" "what?!?! You heard me? where were you?"

"I was right next to this pole," he motioned to the intricately carved marble pillar Thatz was standing beside. "waiting for you to see I was right in front of you! Until you smashed into me of course" he smirked. Thatz growled, shaking his head.

"fine. Do you want to go swimming? Me and Rath are going down to the river." he huffed.

"no thanks."

"please?"

"no."

"oh come one"

"No!"

"pretty please?"

"I said no!" Rune was really starting to get agitated now.

"pretty, pretty please with a cherry on top?"

Rune smacked him.

"I SAID, NO!"

"Ow. That hurt!"

Rune rolled his eyes. "oh im so sorry! Did I hurt the poor Thatzy poo? Oh. Let momma kiss the booboo and make it all better" he replied, sarcasm dripping from his voice. Thatz growled.

"why don't you ever come swimming with us?"

"cause I don't like to swim!!"

"liar! You're the water dragon knight! How can you not?" Rune took advantage of his height, towering over Thatz menacingly. For added effect, he drew his sword a little.

"ok ok!" Thatz said hastily, turning his palms up in surrender. Rune backed down a little, sliding his sword back into its sheath, but his glare remained steady, daring Thatz to question him.

"Fine. We'll go swimming without you. If you need us, you know where we are" he turned away sharply, attempting to recover what dignity he could. Rune was about to leave when he heard Thatz muttering under his breath. "annoying, overly-sensitive bastard"

Rune shot across the hall with super-human speed, spinning Thatz around and grabbing him by the shirt collar. When his feet where safely dangling a good two inches above the ground, Rune saw fit to begin speaking.

"ah. So now im an annoying, overly-sensitive bastard ey?" he dropped Thatz to the ground and brought his foot with in inches of his nose. "now listen here.

If I don't want to go swimming, I won't.

If I don't want to go eat glutinous amounts of food, then I won't.

If I don't want to do any of the annoyingly pitiful stuff you like, then I won't. Clear?"

Thatz nodded, shaking slightly in fear. Rune put down his foot, and Thatz let out a breath.

"you know, your really scary sometimes."

"you want scary? Cause I'll give you scary!" Rune leveled his head with Thatzs'. Again, Thatz shook in fear, hurriedly shaking his head. Run straightened and turned, confident that he had made his point. Thatz rubbed the back of his neck where his shirt collar had dug into his flesh slightly.

"god Rune. I know your always a little testy, but lately you've been acting like you have PMS. Sheesh. Loosen up man!"

That, was the wrong thing to say. A moment later, Runes foot connected with Thatzs' chest, sending him flying down the hall and knocking every ounce of breath he had out of him. Runes eyes burned with anger as he turned and stalked down the hall way, robes flaring behind him like those evil villains in Disney movies.

As Rune rounded a corned, Rath spotted him and rushed over, fully intending to ask him where Thatz was.

"hey! have you seen-"if looks could kill, Rath would have been dead instantaneously. "ooooookay. Im going to leave you alone now." He said, baking away cautiously.

Rune continued on his way, practically murdering anyone who was unlucky enough to meet his glare.


a/n: hello peoples!! Chapter one of my first dragon knights fan fic. Just a little thing that came to me one night at 3:00.

actually 1: 24 am to be exact.

Its 3:24 now.

So it took me 2 hours to write this. That's pathetic. Ill try to make future chapters longer. But for now,

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