Disclamier:What do i look like to you the person who owns fma when i have this much sugar?YOUR WRONG I DON'T OWN IT!

Hyperness and a rainy day not a good mix TT

Ed:-waves at all-

Sensei:WHY ARE YOU WAVING?

Ed:Cause I can and want to.

Sesei:STOP IT -picks ed up and throws him to moon.

Ed:WHAT WAS THAT FOR?

Sesei:BEING AN IDIOT!

Al:How can you hear him he's on the moon...wait how is he still alive up there without oxygen?

Winry:Uhhhhhhh ummm what the heck is going on?

PIG OF DOOM:NO CLUE!

Winry:WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM?

PIG OF DOOM:The author put me here

Winry:WHY THE HELL?

Author:Cause I wanted to gotta a problem with that?

Winry:YEAH!

Author:Fine -puts in a box with rabid coyote.

Winry:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH LEMME OUT OF HERE!

Author:Nope -grabs popcorn and more sugar-.

Riza:Huh?WTF is going on here?-shoots gun into sky.-

Ed:WATCH IT!

Riza:How the hell did it reach you!

Ed:Uhhhhh I have no idea!But it almost got me!

PIG OF DOOM:-takes off and flys setting house on fire with fire out of mouth drops bomb tirds on the ground.

Roy:-wakes up right when house explodes-WTF?-sent flying onto the PIG OF DOOM!

PIG OF DOOM:GET OFF ME YOU IMBISILE!

OUTRAGED ROY:WHY'D YOU BLOW MY HOUSE UP WITH YOUR...poop?

PIG OF DOOM:CAUSE I'M THE PIG OF DOOM!

Roy:Uhhh right and I'm the king of Australia.

PIG OF DOOM:Uhhh what's Australia?

Roy:Something we don't know about yet...WAIT JUST A SEC?WHY'D I KNOW IT?

Author:Cause ya did -smiles evily-

Roy:What are yo-

Author:-grabs and shoves up pigs butt.

Roy:WTF?IT SMELLS GROSS IN HERE AND-

PIG OF DOOM:Takes a crap on Roy's face.

Roy;OMG LET ME OUT OF HERE NOWWWW!

Author:Uhh no I choose not to -smiles-