I raised my head slowly, and groaned.
Another "fearless" Neopian come to steal my treasures.
I'd gladly give these people the items they wanted, if only they'd ASK for them. But no, just because I ate some giant chocolates once, rumours started going around that I ate Neo Pets. And all these "brave" people came in to steal my treasures while I was napping.
And whenever I was awake, they'd run in terror. All I want is to let them know that I won't hurt them! But I can't speak their language, I can only hiss and roar. And so they think I'm mad at them.
Okay, so the blasting doesn't do much for my publicity... but I get cranky when I get woken up from my nap! It's an instinct; I can't help it!
*sigh* I'm so lonely...