The Shikigami in Las Vegas

Okay, well, this story is something I thought up last minute so if its not good, well, blame Canada. And if you're Canadian, blame France. For those of you who've never been to Vegas or who don't have the luxury/curse of living here well, I'll try to describe everything as best I can.

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At the Castle of Candles, were our very favorite Hakushaku-sama lives with his heterosexual companion(lets hope) Watson, a brilliant idea was thrown forth with much exuberance.
"Let us go on a VACATION!!"
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Tsuzuki twitched in his seat at his desk, a horrible black cloud was forming over him. Not only because Tatsumi had taken away his last coffee cake, but because he had the feeling something odd and disturbing was about to show up.
"TSUZUKI-CHAAAN! MY LOOOOVE!!"
"Nwaaa crap...."
Hakushaku-sama had glomped Tsuzuki from behind like a crazed fangirl sniper. The earl had our poor boy pinned to the floor, wailing and crying. Earl not being shy in the least was running his hands all over Tsuzuki, but promptly stopped when he was kicked in the chin by Tatsumi.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY EMPLOYEE!?!"
"Ah, ah, Tatsumi-san, how nice to see you,"Hakushaku-sama replied avoiding the question. "I've had a brilliant idea Tatsumi-san, let's:that would be me, tsuzuki, watson, you, the boy, the blonde and his bird: all go on a vacation!"
"We only get one vacation a year and you want us to blow it now?"
"Yes, exactly."
Tsuzuki who had recovered, but took a safe cover behind Tatsumi's legs, poked the said leg and looked up to Tatsumi."Neeeeeeeee, Tatsumi-san....let's go! C'mon! It'll be fun."
"You don't even know where we're going yet."
"AHAAA!! Ah have a perfect place for alluvus to go!" Watari chimed in,seemingly coming from no where.
"Where?" the others replied in unison.
"RASU BEIGASUUUUU!!!!!"
"Vegas? Isn't it really hot there right now?" Tatsumi remarked, being incredibly true.
"Oh yeh, it is, but it's loads of fun!" Watari warily said, feeling that he was losing his trip to Vegas.
"........Fine, we'll go...."
"YAAAAAYYYY!!! WAI WAI! YAY TATSUMI-SAAAAN!" The other three joined hands and danced around Tatsumi as if some sort of religious icon. Which really in some ways he really is.
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"Vegas? Why Vegas?" that cynical young voice barked at Tsuzuki. "Why can't we go some place beautiful like France? or to Venice?"
"Because Tatsumi already booked the flight to Vegas"whined the half puppy Tsuzuki.
An incoherent growl emitted from between Hisoka's lips, but finally he let his shoulder's drop and muttered,"Fine, I'll pack my stuff."
Tsuzuki watched Hisoka leave the room, and then a devilish grin crossed his face.
He did his groovy incantations and called forth Byakko, but quietly. Byakko landed eeeeeeveeeerrrr so softly on the ground and gave his master a curious look.
Tsuzuki pulled Byakko by the long fur on his cheek down low to the ground. Whispering in his ear,"Byakko-chan, tell the other Shikigami that they're going on a vacation. Tell them to wear summer clothes and tell Soh Ryu to not have a fit over it." "Thats a lot to ask Tsuzuki-chan!" "C'mon! When was the last time you guys had a break?" "True....OKAY! I'll do my best to persuade old man Ryu." "You're a good god you know that Byakko." "I know...See ya round pal."
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On the plane the Shinigami group waited in their seats. Hakushaku-sama had to dress like an Arabian woman so as not to frighten people by his not being there. Hisoka, ever the bitchy one, turned to Tatsumi and growled"We couldn't have flown on a private jet!? I mean, the Earl is loaded enough! He could afford it!" "I wouldn't question it Hisoka-san. You are far from the worse off here. Watson is being stored in the overhead storage compartment." "
Hisoka grumbled and fidgeted in his seat. A stewardess came buy and looked down at Hisoka. "Oyaoya! What a pretty young boy! Would you like a coloring book for your flight?" "NO! I'm not a BOY! I'm a MAN!" "Ahahaha, all you little boys say that. It's so cute."
She turned her uncannily cheery face to Tatsumi and Tsuzuki, who were busy in a heated argument over who gets the window seat. Eventually Tsuzuki won the window seat. The stewardess laughed happily,"Its so cute to see a handsome couple like you still act like a fresh new couple."
"EH!?" "WHAT!?" "I'm not his lover!" "We haven't even....." But fighting back verbally was pointless, she had walked off to harass other passengers.
One thing sparked up in Hisoka's mind as the plane began to depart. "Oi,.....where's Watari?"
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In the cockpit sitting between the two pilots stood Watari, dressed as a stewardess, complete with fake boobs. He was staring lustfully at all the controls. Until he was promptly taken out of the cockpit and thrown into a seat.
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As they landed Hisoka was near tears with Tsuzuki. They'd forgotten to take gum so that when the plane decended their ears wouldnt pop. Tatsumi had ears of steel and didn't have to worry about his ears. No one was sure about Hakushaku-sama. Does he even have ears? Watari was still trying to get into the cock pit the almost entirety of the flight so he was strapped firmly to the seat he was in and given a sedative.
When the plane came to a complete and final stop Hakushaku-sama untied the still sleeping Watari from his seat and took down Watson from the overhead storage compartment. Tatsumi had to get Hisoka and Tsuzuki up from their seats while they still wept and cried and moaned.
As they deplaned which is a fancy word for get off the plane now they looked through the windows at the amazing city lights. It was well into the night now and so the city was ablaze with twinkling lights of every color imaginable.
They all stood, facinated, until the rest of the passengers started pushing them forward and out of the plane.
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They took a taxi to their hotel, Tatsumi doing the translating for them. Watari was SUPPOSED to translate for them, but the sedative was still set in. Tsuzuki was giggling at how he was still in the sexy stew costume, and how one of his boob fell out of the shirt.
Even though it was well into the middle of the night, the Strip(the strip is the equivalent to main street in vegas) was packed. So it was slow going to their hotel. They did get to catch glimpses of the various major hotels. The ones that caught Hisoka's attention were the Paris, which was complete with an Eiffel tower and the Arc de Triumph, which were miniscule to the actual ones. The Eiffel tower looked something like Tokyo tower. And the Venetian, which had its very own Gondolas that seemed to be an actual tourist attraction.
Everything with a blinky light caught Tsuzuki's attention. Tatsumi fancied the Bellagio with the giant water show in the front and the pretty design of the building. Watari was still asleep. But Zero-chan took a liking to the Mirage and its Volcano. Hakushaku-sama took a fancy to poking Watari while he slept. And not in the most friendliest of places.
He quickly received a peck in the face from Zero-chan. Don't mess with Zero-chan's Watari.
Finally arriving at their hotel, Caesar's Palace, Tsuzuki was giggling at the naked headless statues. Hisoka was grumpy because he had major jetlag, but had to carry Watson like a plushie. Hakushaku-sama,still in his arabian clothes, was skittering around falling far too much into the character of a woman. Tatsumi was almost instantly sexually assaulted by teenage home town girls. One a short blonde and the other a short brunette with a bad dye job.
Tsuzuki felt the twinge of jealousy, until the girls turned their attention to him. And then they turned to Hisoka. And then they squealed over Watson and how cute he is.
The group broke free of the girls and ran as fast as they could to the check in. Getting they're key they were led to their room by a very cute bellboy. A young faced tall boy with long brown hair that curled at the ends. He had his hair tied back into a small braid. This bellboy sent Hisoka into a flush of red. His pants kinda got tighter.
Thankfully, for the boy none of the others noticed, being all to engaged in either an argument or fighting off Hakushaku-sama's advances.
They reached theyre rooms. But there were only two, with one big bed in each, a couch, a chair and the bathrooms.
Hakushaku-sama instantly saw a chance in this.
"TSUZUKI-SAN!" he grabbed Tsuzuki by the wrist and pulled him towards the bed,"LETS SHARE THIS BED!!" He threw the poor boy onto the bed and leaped on him. Then was quickly booted in the ass by an ANGRY Tatsumi-san.
"TSUZUKI-SAN, HISOKA-SAN AND MYSELF WILL HAVE THIS ROOM! THE REST OF YOU TAKE THE NEXT ROOM!"
The bellboy was batting his eyelashes at Hisoka, and giving him bedroom eyes. Hisoka was fidgeting and twirling the bottom of his blue shirt around his fingers. Unfortunately, Tatsumi threw a ten in the boy's hand and sent him out of the room with Hakushaku-sama, Watari, Watson and Zero-chan.
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Tsuzuki, Tatsumi, and Hisoka stood at the end of the big king sized bed. All of them in their pajamas. Hisoka in shirt and pants with chicks wearing army hats and 'Chicks in charge' written across his chest. Tatsumi wearing pajama pants and a white shirt. Tsuzuki wearing his boxers and tanktop.
The three of them stared at the bed. In dead silence.
Tsuzuki,as expected, was first to break the silence."So....who gets the bed? and who gets the couch?"
Hisoka looked at the two next to him, who were fidgeting and blushing. Perhaps he did what he did because he'd been too interested in the bellboy. Or perhaps Muraki left a little evil inside of him.(I'm sorry that sounds horribly wrong.) But this is what the youngin' did.
"I'll take the couch. That leaves you two to the bed."
Simultaneous sounds of jaws dropping to the floor. For Tsuzuki and Tatsumi, this would be a LOOOOONG night.

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AH! I wasn't planning on this being chaptered but theres too much I want to write. But are ya liking it?! _ Giving Watari an accent is hard!!! Stupid Kansai....I didn't mean that. Um. Explinations: The strip, its where all the major casino's and hotels are located. The other characters like the stewardess and bellboy are random people im making up. The blonde and the brunette with the bad dye job...well thats me and my best friend. Don't worry we were only there for shits and giggles. O_O the way im writing this it sounds like its coming out to be a lemon.....but it wont. SO DONT GET YOUR HOPES UP! you silly things you.