So I've always wanted to write this... But dont expect normal updates. This is basically my vent writing while I have killer writers block for my other stories. ENJOY!


Hades tapped his pencil on the old scroll laid out in front of him. Zeus sat next to him furiously scribbling away at the parchment while Metis, their tutor, babbled on and on and on. Hades could not find enough energy to even notice or care about the topic. Every day it was always the same. Every. Single. Day. He sighed and looked up through the ring of clouds that acted as somewhat of a ceiling. He glanced to his side and shot a small burst of blue fire into one of the columns. It momentarily gave way before it immediately repaired itself. Just like always.

"Hades!" Metis yelled at him. He looked over at her lazily.

"What?" He said with little enthusiasm but plenty of bite. The Titan sighed and glided over to Hades' seat.

"Can't you at least try to pay attention? Why can't you be more like Zeus?" because he's a boring halfwit Hades mentally answered. He glanced out of the corner of his eye at his brother. Zeus sat there beaming like the perfect child he had always been. Hades sneered. Why would he ever want to be like Zeus?

True, Zeus was the favorite child, the one from the prophecy who would one day rule all the other Olympians. The one their mother, Rhea, was so eager to protect. Yes, Zeus was the favorite. But in Hades opinion, there was nothing special about his brother. Nothing special at all. He was like every other Titan that came before him. He would rule and then one day would be over thrown. That was the cycle. And Hades knew that. He just couldn't wait for the day when Zeus was overthrown. Then maybe he could get some attention.

Hades was not as dim as he appeared. He was cunning, quick witted, and charming if he had to be. He could plan things out. Zeus was reactionary, Hades was not. If a war broke out, Zeus would automatically fight for the side that opposed his own view without even considering the consequences. Hades, on the other hand, would carefully consider his options before acting. When it seemed Zeus was the more avid student is was because he had to take those long hours to study to make the grade. But Hades was born with brilliance; he didn't have to take those long hours to make the grade. They both got the same grades, but Hades figured that Zeus was held higher up because he simply worked harder for the same things.

"Yea, sure Miss M," Hades said lazily before slumping in his chair again as Metis began her rant once more. Just like she did every day.

The day dragged on and soon Hades found himself sitting down at the table with his mother, Rhea, and his father, Cronus. He picked at his ambrosia lazily. Same meal as always. Everything was just so…. Boring? Yup, boring was the word. Boring, dull, and completely unoriginal. There was nothing interesting on Olympus.

"How was your tutor today?" Cronus asked roughly. He was never one for conversation, but he still asked the same question every day.

"Wonderful, Miss M taught us more about the mortal world today," Zeus said brightly. Hades rolled his eyes as Zeus continued, "It's very fascinating." And then Zeus was quiet. Hades looked up, well this was new. Usually Zeus would be babbiling on and on about stuff Hades didn't even care about, but when nothing else came from that huge mouth of his Hades was confused.

"Is there something wrong, dearest?" Rhea asked him kindly. Zeus looked at his mother and then back to Cronus who was now paying attention.

"Mother, Father, I would very much like to learn with them."

"Learn with who?" Cronus asked cautiously and forcefully at the same time.

"The mortals," Zeus said matter-of-factly, "There is a wonderful school down there for heroes," Zeus handed a pamphlet to his father.

"The Walt Disney Heros Academy?" Cronus asked raising an eyebrow. Hades rolled his eyes again. He knew this would be a long argument. When Poseidon had asked to go down to the mortal world to study the sea it had taken him well over a week to convince his parents. Cronus looked at Rhea who smiled and nodded, "You do realize that you will be there with Mortals, right?" Zeus nodded enthusiastically. Cronus paused and thought for a minute.

"Posideon was allowed to go down to the mortal world to study on the sea," Zeus added.

"Fine then," Cronus said handing the pamphlet back, "You can go." Hades choked on his drink.

"You've got to be kidding me!" He said once he could breathe again, "Just like that?"

"Hades," Rhea said seriously looking at him, "Your brother took the initiative, if this is the best education for him than he deserves it!" She finished sweetly, touching Zeus on his shoulder.

"Seriously?" Hades said, "When Poseidon asked it took him a week to get an answer. But when Zeus asks you just give it to him automatically?" Rhea paused and looked down. She didn't say anything but Hades knew she didn't have to. Zeus was the favorite son.

Hades put down his silverware and walked towards his room. He slammed the cloud door which just closed with a calm and padded thud. He sat down on his bed and thought for a while. Why did Zeus get everything he wanted? Why couldn't he ever get anything? And what was stopping him from getting exactly what he wanted, the ability to beat Zeus at something. He paced around the room until an idea hit him. It was like a light went off in his head. He knew exactly how to get back at Zeus and get out of this boring place.

"PAIN! PANIC!" He yelled. Two little imps bounded into the room. They had been a gift from Cronus for Hades' last birthday. They were to be his companions, but they were mainly there just to do his bidding.

"Something the matter boss?" The little green one, Panic, asked in a frantic manner before running to hide behind Pain.

"I got a job for you," Hades said calmly and he interlaced his fingers together.

"You got it boss!" Panic said with a salute, "Uh, what exactly do you want us to do?" Hades smiled cruelly.

Moments later he threw a dark pamphlet down on the table between his parents.

"I want to go to school here," Hades said sitting down. Cronus looked carefully at his son and then at the pamphlet. Rhea snatched it away before he could even touch it.

"No," She said looking at the pamphlet, "You're not ready." Hades groaned.

"Poseidon gets to go down to the mortal world, Zeus gets to go down to the mortal world, but I have to stay here? Are you serious?" Cronus snatched the pamphlet out of Rhea's hand.

"They are both older than you, Hades" Rhea said as calmly as she could, "Once you've reached their age then you may go down."

"I say let him go," Cronus said looking at the pamphlet. DVHS was printed in large letters across the dark blue background. Rhea sat there in shock.

"Cronus! He's not ready," She said cautiously.

"I think he is," Cronus said not backing down, "I think he should go." Rhea sat down in defeat.

"Fine," She said. Perfect. Hades had played this perfectly. He knew that Cronus would take any chance he got to make sure that all of his sons were equal. If he allowed Zeus to rise above the rest his defeat was more than imminent. And besides, this school, this school for villains, may convince his son to be on his side when the time for war came. Hades knew all of this and had played it perfectly. He knew that soon he would be attending the WDHA rival school. Soon he would be attending Disney Villain High School.


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