Warnings: We don't own newsies, blah blah blah, you know how this goes already; if we did own newsies we wouldn't be wasting time writing strange stories about them.

Thank you's from Jersey and Sparkles: Thanks to our man Shakespeare for unknowingly letting us steal his ideas, thank you in advance to anyone who reads this and actually reviews us, for good or bad. And thank you to the newsies..for..um…being themselves I guess.