A Way To Get Rid Of Kon

Ichigo has just had enough of Kon, so what does he do with him?

It is a peaceful summers morning in Karakura town, the birds are chirping, trees swaying in the light breeze and the lovely calm atmos...

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY ! Put me down

NOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!..." Shouted Kon through his incredibly big mouth(Ichigo

was starting to get disturbed by it)

Ichigo was plainly talking into a speakerphone saying "Free walking, talking, annoying teddy bear"

(Right now you could hear thrashing and screaming from all around the town)

"Also does everything such as cooking and cleaning also whines till you want to kill it"

"RUUUUUKIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAA you have come to save me! I knew my goddess of" Kon could speak no further as his face was smashed into

the neighbors window.

"Why couldnt I have thought of this before, this is a great idea Ichigo" Rukia said in her usual sweet tone.

Ichigo "Thanks but I think I should go and grab that thing before it breaks everything in my neighbors home"

Rukia "Good idea"

After about an hour of chasing, smashing and screaming Ichigo finally caught the little rascal.

By now his head was starting to hurt because hi inner hollow was starting to get involved.

"Let me at him, LET ME AT HIM ALREADY! He's driving me insane! I promise not to hurt him king, only TEAR HIM INTO THOUSANDS OF LITTLE SHREDS!"

Hichigo shrieked.

Soon after Kisuke popped round the corner and boinked Kon on the head with is magic stick thingy while saying "God, he was driving me crazy"

Hichigo then burst out shouting

"WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE FUCKING THOUGHT OF THAT YOU UTTER BASTARD!"

Days after Ichigo is lying in a hospitable bed with a huge migraine and the worst thought of present ever.

A stuffed walking talking Kon