A/N: So, I love LeRoy and Hiram. I just rewatched the episode where they try to get Rachel and Finn to break off their engagement, and I think they are so funny! So, I did this in like twenty minutes! Please enjoy and review!
"Come on Kurt, it'll be so much fun!" Rachel whines into the phone. She has been begging me for the past ten minutes to have a dinner with her, Burt, Carole, Finn, LeRoy, and Hiram to celebrate her and Finn's 6 month anniversary (which basically means they're due for another break up soon). I think it could be fun, but I'm not entirely crazy about the idea of being a 7th wheel. Even a third wheel is bad enough, but 7th? That's just sad. I tell her I'll think about it.
"No!" She yells, "Kurt! Just go! I promise it won't be a couples thing, I would never go on a double date with my PARENTS, much less Finn's!"
I sigh and give in to the small, persuasive brunette. Maybe she'll leave me alone if I just go. "Okay." I say, throwing my hands in the air. She squeals and hangs up without saying goodbye.
Guess I'm having dinner with three couples.
TEXT CONVERSATION BETWEEN KURT HUMMEL AND BLAINE ANDERSON:
K: Hey! I just got dragged by Rachel into being a 7th wheel with my parents, her parents, and Finchel.
B: Yikes :(. What's Finchel?
K: Finn and Rachel.
B: Ahh, I see. So are you actually going to go?
K: Yeah, it's not like I have anything better to do.
B: I could arrange for Wes and David to kidnap you if you'd like ;)
K: No thanks, I've had enough of them. Where are you anyways?
B: I'm in the common room with the two kidnappers.
K: UUUUUUGH. That's so far. I don't want to go all the way down there, but I want to see you.
B: Are you in your room?
K: Yeah. Jeff and Nick started making out while I was on the toilet, so I'm stuck in the bathroom.
B: Yeah, you'll get used to it eventually.
K: Hey, when I get out of here, do you want to go get coffee?
B: Sure! I have to go though, Wes and David saw me texting you and they're teasing me.
K: Why?
B: They think we're dating.
B: I really have to go, I need to beat up two very inappropriate warblers.
K: Have fun XD
I slide into a booth at the fancy restaurant next to Finn and Rachel. The four adults on the other side are already engaged in a conversation about something I'm not interested in. Finn and Rachel just stare at each other for a while.
This goes on for a few minutes before LeRoy Berry turns his head to me and smiles. "Oh, and here we all are, completely ignoring Kurt, who Rachel worked so hard to get here this evening! How have you been, Kurt?"
"I'm good." I answer, happy I can be truthful in my answer for once, "Dalton's...really great."
All I can picture in my mind when I say Dalton is a certain black haired, hazel eyed boy in a red and blue uniform. I sigh happily before catching myself. It seems, however, that I wasn't fast enough. Finn, Rachel, LeRoy, Carole, and dad are satisfied with my answer, but Hiram is looking at me with raised eyebrows and a knowing smile. He apparently decides to see what he can get me to say.
"What's your favorite part about your new school?" He asks, propping his chin up on his fist. He's having a blast.
I clear my throat and answer surely, "The Warblers." Not a specific warbler. All of them.
"Hardly!" Rachel nearly yells through laughter. "It's not THE warblers he enjoys, Daddy. It's A warbler."
Dad chokes on his water. Carole looks surprised, then she smiles. Finn looks very confused.
"Ahhh," LeRoy chimes in, finally getting what his husband is doing, "Just one warbler then. And what is his name, pray tell?"
"Blaine!" Rachel answers with a sly grin. I blush some ungodly shade of red, and it seems like Finn finally understands.
"Is that the same kid you told me was just a friend?!" Dad demands, getting angry.
"Dad! Dad, he is just a friend. He doesn't like me." I hold my hands out, hoping he will lay off. He does, and plops back into his seat with a grunt.
The lights dim in the restaurant and a man walks on the stage area with a microphone.
"Hello!" He says. "My name is Keller Lyncaster and I am the manager. How are you all feeling?" He is met with polite clapping before he continues.
"So, As you know, this facility is very close to the local King's Island theme park. They recently had a Christmas spectacular performance, and it was such a hit that we have asked the two talented teenagers to sing the song here as well! Now, without further ado, please welcome Blaine Anderson and Nicole Kidds singing 'Baby It's Cold Outside'!"
My heart slows. "Shit." I whisper at the table, covering my face with my hand and peeking through my fingers. Rachel starts laughing.
"That wouldn't be the same Blaine we were just talking about, would it?" Hiram asks, feigning innocence.
A very small girl walks onto the stage in a Santa dress and moves to the far corner. Next comes Blaine, smiling into the crowd. He looks as handsome as ever and even has less hair gel in than usual. Everyone at my table (except Finn and Dad) giggles as the music starts. The sound brings back the sweet memory of practicing this duet with Blaine at Dalton. I lower my hand slightly to get a better view.
The girl's voice is breathy and brittle. I'd like to think mine's superior. Blaine has her beat by a mile, his smooth, rich voice sounding even more beautiful compared to her papery one.
The song feels like it lasts forever. I hate seeing Blaine sing such a flirty song with someone else, especially a girl. When. they leave the stage, I let out the breath I forgot I was holding. I turn to see everyone staring at me.
"Well, I can see why you like him..." LeRoy starts, "...but Kurt, he seems to be straight if I'm being perfectly frank with you."
"He isn't." I answer, trying not to look back at the stage, "He transferred to Dalton pretty soon after he came out 'cause the bullying got so bad. Blaine, Jeff, Nick and I are the only gay guys in the Warblers."
Rachel's dads nod in understanding and Hiram puts his hand on top of LeRoy's, nodding to a spot behind me with a smile. I turn around and see the back of a tuxedo. The back of Blaine's tuxedo.
"Hey, Blaine!" Rachel calls. I resist the urge to slap her across the face only because she is my brother's girlfriend. He turns and smiles dazzlingly at me.
"Hey guys!"
