I was super BORED, so I decided to do this story. P.s my Rosario Vampire story is up for anybody to redo. This is a badass, stoner, singer/rapper, intelligent, dark Naruto. (I always wanted to see a stoner Naruto that always smoke weed. So if you don't like it, then don't read!)
Starts during the opening of the Chunin Exams Preliminaries
"Welcome all passing teams to the final events of the Chunin Exams" said Sarutobi Hiruzen, the third Hokage proudly at all who pass the second event of the Chunin Exams. "Due to there being, too many participants' we shall have a preliminary round first" he said causing those who barely made it out of training ground 44, aka Forest of death, to glare in anger.
"Old shit" came the voice of one figure, who had blond sun-kissed hair, sapphire eyes, and whiskered face. He is the jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi no Kitsune, Naruto Uzumaki. "We got to go through this shit? Half of us are barely alive, after that bullshit in that forest." an enraged blond, who couldn't believe what he was hearing. "And because of that snake bastard, I can hardly keep this DAMNED seal from acting up."
Flashback
"Kukuku Sasuke-kun I expected you to be a challenge but I was wrong. I'll kill you now" a snake-like man said, yellow eyes piercing into the young Uchiha's soul. "Maybe you aren't what Itachi seen it in. Perhaps, he should have killed you that night."
"Good bye Sasuke Uchiha" only to be stopped by Sasuke's blond teammate.
"Sasuke you teme! What the hell's wrong with you being weak" said blond, only to turn around at his teammates attacker. "Well I shouldn't be surprised that he was weak against you. After all, no genin could hope to defeat you Orochimaru the snake Sannin."
Orochimaru's eyes wided in surprised when a thought came to him. "Why have the Uchiha, when I could steal the Kyuubi brat body. The unlimited power." Yes Orochimaru knew he that Naruto would be the perfect choice for a new body. "Kukukuku well Naruto-kun its sad that we part ways. So take this gift and grow stronger." And before Naruto could react the snake bastard appared behind him. And bite his neck making a black mark that resembles a fox to apper, and making him collapse in pain.
Flashback end`
"Naruto-baka show Hokage-sama respect!" came his banshee partner Sakura Haruno
"Fucking banshee bitch" Naruto always hated Sakura for being useless. He has been considered a dead last because never showed up for class and played jokes on people. But that's a lie. Naruto is one of the strongest ninjas in the village, besides the third. He mastered ninjutsu at a young age. It was also the day he met the strongest tailed beast, the Kyuubi.
"Please turn your attention to the screen and wait for your turn" as the screen showed the first match Sasuke vs Yoroi.
(All matches same as canon)
"Last round, Naruto Uzumaki vs Kiba Inukuza"
"Begin!"
