AN: I need ideas for promise kept and the concept of 'Steve' from HetaOni getting a rant about his side of the story refuses to stop nagging me. Enjoy! You may ask questions to him as well as I am sure he'll answer ^^

Ok, yhea, hi my name…? You don't need to know that but for now, you people seem to favor calling me "Steve"… really? Steve? Of all the names…? I don't get you otakus. Anyway, most of you probably hate me for killing your beloved nations, but I want to point out a few things; IT WAS SELF DEFENSE!

These freaks come into MY home where me and my family live and try to kill us! We have no phone anyway…I mean come on; like what else am I gonna do? I have kids dammit!

After the first time the broke into my house that little brunette one made a pact with me. I don't mind ya know? Food is food and before you freak out, have you seen the food in that kitchen? I won't touch that stuff, plus I'm what you people call a "Monster." It's quite rude don't you think?

*sigh* Do I have to keep talking?

Me: Yes you do! D:

Fine then T.T anyway, not only did they break into my house but did you see what they were doing to my mocha! I bought it using one of their iphones when they came in the first time and they were pestering the poor thing!

Among other things they also broke my clocks! They were set to each time zone! They had no reason to go and break my property! They also hollowed out a freaking "cave" between my floors! I won't go near the thing. Probably dusty and gross in there.

Oh and about the ladder thing, I burned it to keep the rest of them out, but look how much that worked. At least that Poland guy didn't come in. my house would have been sparkly and pink by the time I got that guy out and-

Me: WAIT Sweden is calling for a coffee break.

Really?

Me: If you have any questions for Steve here than just post a comment!

My names not Steve it's-

Me: See you!

Notes: man this is stupid but im bored and no gave the poor guy/thing a rant! Comment you questions for him!te