Ways to annoy the Naruto cast
chapter 1: Sasuke
1.call him saucegay
2.shave his hair off while he's sleeping and take pictures. (cont. #3)
3.sell pictures on ebay.
4.send some to Itachi.
5.steal all his clothes and replace them with those green spandex suits rock lee and Gai-sensei wear.
6.take pictures and put them up in every village.
7.give everyone of his fan girls his address.
8.poke him over and over again when he finally pokes you back scream rape out at the top of your lungs and watch Tsunade lecture him about respecting women.
9. dye all his clothes pink
10. tell him Naruto is way hotter than he is.
11. make him watch Barney episodes for 24 hours straight.
12.send Orochimaru love letters sign in Sasuke's name.
13. give his fan girls his phone number (if any)
14.sell him on ebay for 1 penny to his most obsessed fan girl.
15. steal his baby pictures and give them to everyone in Konoha except him.
16.show everyone the video of Sasuke kissing Naruto. Also send it to the sasunaru fan club and Akatsuki.
17. pay Naruto to use sexy justu in front of Sasuke and sing my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.
18. tell him he'll never be able to kill Itachi.
19. tell him a bunny could beat him up.
20. blackmail him into marrying his most obsessed fan girl.
Well there it is. Sasuke fan girls please don't kill me! Next time it'll be: Kakashi. If you have any suggestions put them in your review. Read and review!
