A/N YES! FINALLY ANOTHER REDWALL SONG! I HAVE STRAYED AWAY FROM THE ROAD OF EVIL AND LOST MY APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION. (TRANSLATION:
I'VE STOPPED WRITING HARRY POTTER FICS FOR THE TIME BEING) AHEM, ANYWAYS, UNDER THE REVIEWS I BEST SEE A JIASA STORMCLOUD SIGNATURE AS
THIS WAS WRITTEN MAINLY FOR HER. READ MY HEDGEHOG SONG? WELL, THIS IS THE SAME THING, BUT FOR OTTERS.


The otter is a handsome beast
He don't mind rain in the least.
With a tail like a rudder
And fur soft as butter
He swims like a champeen
In lake, sea, or stream

He could live forever on Good Hotroot Stew
And if you ain't friendly, he'll feed it to you!
Then you'll choke, as it's spicey
But he'll just smile and nod nicely

An otter indeed is a marvelous creature
With good strong build and fine facial features
He'll swim inot morning and long into night
When an otter's around he sets everything right!



A/N A BIT CORNY, INDEED BUT, WELL, THERE YOU HAVE IT. i'M AWARE NOT EVERYTHING IS SPELLED CORRECTLY, BUT OTTERS AREN'T PRIME SCHOLARS.
THEIR GRAMMAR COULD USE SOME WORK, TOO, BUT WE LOVE THEM ALL THE MORE FOR IT. SKIPPER'D BE MIGHTY OBLIDGED IF YOU'D R/R! ;)