I'm in a singing mood so sorry if u like my serious fic. This version of Queen's 'BoRap' centres around Harry's feelings about his parents deaths - for a parody, this is quite depressing. It starts with him trailing up a spiral stair at Hogwarts, storm outside. By end of 1st 4 lines he is in his dorm. getting out the photo album Hagrid made him.



Is this the real life?

Is this just fantasy?

Roaming a castle,

Can this be reality?



If I opened my eyes,

Looked up to the skies,

I'd see, I'm just a poor boy,

Give me some sympathy.

Because I'm easy come, easy go,

Hogwarts high,

Dursleys low,

Any way my broom flies,

Doesn't really matter to me,

To me.



Voldermort, has killed my dad,

Put a wand against his,

Said one spell and now his dead,

Mama, my life had just begun.

Then the Dark Lord had to throw it all away.

Mama, ooooo-oo-ooo, didn't mean for you to die,

I know its not my fault but guilt makes me cry.

Ah-aha-aaaaaaah,

You were what really mattered.



Too late,

You're time had come,

Sends shivers down my spine,

Curse scar's aching all the time,

"Good-bye, little Harry"

You had to go,

Had to leave me all alone

Without the truth.

Mama, oooo-oo-ooo, Why did you have to go?

Sometimes I wish I'd never been born at all.



(Long guitar solo in which Harry throws himself onto bed, pummels pillow with fist and throws things round the room, ends looking out of window).



I saw a little silhouetto of my dad,

Scar-a-muche, scar-a-muche,

Did it cast a patronus?

Dementors everywhere, they were very, very frighting me,



(Ron and Hermione have entered).

Harry Potter,

Harry Potter,

Harry Potter,

Harry Potter,

Harry Potter,

Avada-Kadavara-aah-aah-ahh

I'm just a poor boy,

The Dursleys don't love me!

Ron / Hermione - He's just a poor boy,

Without a family,

Spare him his life from that monstrosity (Voldermort has popped up)



Harry - Easy come, easy go will you let me go?



Volermort / Pettigrew - Bismillah! NO, we will not let you go!



Ron / Hermione - Let him go!



V/P - Bismillah! We will not you go!



R/H - Let him go!



V/P - Bismillah! We will not let you go!



Harry - Let me go!



V/P - Will not let you go!



Harry - Let me go!



V/P - Will not let you go!



Harry - Let me go-oh-oh-oh



V/P - No, no, no, no, no, no, no!



Harry - Oh mamma-mia, mamma-mia, mamma-mia, let me go!

Voldermort - has a death eater aside for me,

For me-eee

For me-eeee

For me-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!



(Another ace guitar solo, during which Harry trashes the dorm. Ev.1 but V gone by this point.)



So you think you can curse me and then make me fry?!

Well, my mum wouldn't leave me, she stayed there to die,

"Oh, my baby, don't you dare hurt my baby!"

You can't hurt me, so you better get right out of here!



(V disappears. More angry guitar, Harry settles as it ends, looking back at photos).



Ooooooo, ooh yeah, ooh yeah.

They were all that mattered,

Why can't they all (looking at bedside pic of R/H etc) see,

That nothing, no more, matters,

Nothing, no more, matters to me.



(Closes album and shrugs)

Any way my broom flies.