An Final Fantasy VII Dinner!

Tifa: Dinner's ready!

Cid: Can't it wait?!

Yuffie: You and your stupid "Dukes of Hazzard"!

Cid: Shut the fuck up!

Yuffie: Make ME!!!!! Hahaha!!!!!!

Tifa: (walks into living room) I SAID DINNER'S READY!!!!!!!

Cloud: (freaked) Coming! (zoomes into dinningroom)

Cid: FINE!!!!!! (stomps into dinningroom)

Red: On the ground again, Whoop-di-do!

Cait Sith: You're not the only one.

Red: True.

Cid: Are you ya happy you bitch!?

Tifa: What did you call me!?

Cid: Nothing.

Marlene: He called you the B word!

Cid: Stay out of this you little twirp!!!!

Barret: Don't ya start callin' Marlene any name now!!!!!!!!

Cid: Oh PUFF-PUFF!!!!!!

Barret: I am going to kill ya!!!!

Tifa: Not now.

Barret/Cid: .....

Cloud: This soooooo soooo good! YUMMY!!!!!!!!

Barret: Wha' kinda foo' say YUMMY!?

Yuffie: *snicker* Porcipine head over there (points to Cloud).

Cloud: I'm not a fool, and I'm not a porcipine head!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Tifa: Cloud, STOP CRYING! and the rest of you? Stop bickering like 6 year old children!

Vincent: ..........yes m'.............

Everyone: (looks at Vincent astonished)

Marlene: Vinny Po! You just said your fwrts joke!

Vincent: (avoides everyone's eye contact)......................

Cid: What ever man!

There is a knock at the door.

Red: I got it! (runs over to door and opens the door with his tail) ((amazingly he didn't burn
down the door!!))

The door opens to reveal........................................................................
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Cloud: SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What're you doing here!!!!!!!!?????

Sephiroth: I'm hungry.

Vincent: Aren't you supposed to be dead?

Sephiroth: I dunno....am I?

Everyone: yes

Sephiroth: oh.............okay........can I have some food now.

Tifa: I don't trust you.

Sephiroth: There are two reasons as to why you don't trust me.... #1-

Vincent: You're dead.

Sephiroth: Bingo! and #2, I'M THE BAD GUY!!!!!!!!!

Cait Sith: Just let him eat!

Cloud: .....

Tifa: Fine, sit anywhere you want.

Sephiroth: (sits down and starts to eat) MMmm!!!!

Vincent: ......................

Cloud: ......................

Tifa: ......................

Cid: ......................

Red: ......................

Cait Sith: ......................
Yuffie: ......................

Marlene: ......................

Berret: .......Silence of the tables........

Cid: Ya know that's pretty fucking lame!

Barret: I know

Yuffie: *snickering* hehe

Cid: Why does everyone keep on ($#*%)*&#^%*#^&#^@ snickering!

Everyone: *sweatdrop*

Yuffie: hehe.....I loved the food...Buh-Bye!! (runs out as fast as possible)

Cloud: Yeah, uh... Thanks for the Din-Din Teef, I'm...I'm really tired. I think I should go to
sleep right now K? (follows Yuffie out)

Tifa: Without the dessert too. Hmmm, I wonder whats gotten into them?

Red: (sarcasticly) I wonder.

Cait Sith: (sarcasticly) My gosh, this is a harder one to answer.

Red/Cait Sith: Heheheh!

Marlene: Look daddy! I ate every single thing on my plate! Can I have dessert now?

Barret: Go ahead

Marlene: Yay! (runs over to Tifa) do we have any ice cream left?

Tifa: What kind?

Marlene: Vanilla and chocolate fudge!!!

Tifa: Yeah I think so

Marlene: Weeeeeeeeee! (dissapears into kitchen)

Vincent: (finished his meal) ........ (walks into kitchen to see Marlene amazingly manage 2
scoops of ice cream into her bowl, which was the size of her head, and the 2 seperate scoops
were as large as Barret's palms) (mummbling to himself) how does she do that?

Marlene: *sinister laugh* I got two scoops of ice cream! (runs into the livingroom and starts to
watch Sailor Moon SS)

Vincent: *raises eyebrow* whatever. (cleans off his plate and heads to his room)

Meanwhile in the dinning room.....

Sephiroth: DONE!

Barret: Same here

Red/Cait sith: Us too!

All four march into the kitchen to clean off their plates. Don't ask me how Red managed to
clean his plate, maybe someone had helped him?

Tifa: (lookes at the mess) Forget cleaning it! I'm way too tired! ( does the previous thing
that the "dudes" did)


continued on, An Final Fantasy VII Night!

'Till then....C'YA ALL LATER!!!!!!!!