An Final Fantasy VII Dinner!
Tifa: Dinner's ready!
Cid: Can't it wait?!
Yuffie: You and your stupid "Dukes of Hazzard"!
Cid: Shut the fuck up!
Yuffie: Make ME!!!!! Hahaha!!!!!!
Tifa: (walks into living room) I SAID DINNER'S READY!!!!!!!
Cloud: (freaked) Coming! (zoomes into dinningroom)
Cid: FINE!!!!!! (stomps into dinningroom)
Red: On the ground again, Whoop-di-do!
Cait Sith: You're not the only one.
Red: True.
Cid: Are you ya happy you bitch!?
Tifa: What did you call me!?
Cid: Nothing.
Marlene: He called you the B word!
Cid: Stay out of this you little twirp!!!!
Barret: Don't ya start callin' Marlene any name now!!!!!!!!
Cid: Oh PUFF-PUFF!!!!!!
Barret: I am going to kill ya!!!!
Tifa: Not now.
Barret/Cid: .....
Cloud: This soooooo soooo good! YUMMY!!!!!!!!
Barret: Wha' kinda foo' say YUMMY!?
Yuffie: *snicker* Porcipine head over there (points to Cloud).
Cloud: I'm not a fool, and I'm not a porcipine head!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Tifa: Cloud, STOP CRYING! and the rest of you? Stop bickering like 6 year old children!
Vincent: ..........yes m'.............
Everyone: (looks at Vincent astonished)
Marlene: Vinny Po! You just said your fwrts joke!
Vincent: (avoides everyone's eye contact)......................
Cid: What ever man!
There is a knock at the door.
Red: I got it! (runs over to door and opens the door with his tail) ((amazingly he didn't burn
down the door!!))
The door opens to reveal........................................................................
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Cloud: SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What're you doing here!!!!!!!!?????
Sephiroth: I'm hungry.
Vincent: Aren't you supposed to be dead?
Sephiroth: I dunno....am I?
Everyone: yes
Sephiroth: oh.............okay........can I have some food now.
Tifa: I don't trust you.
Sephiroth: There are two reasons as to why you don't trust me.... #1-
Vincent: You're dead.
Sephiroth: Bingo! and #2, I'M THE BAD GUY!!!!!!!!!
Cait Sith: Just let him eat!
Cloud: .....
Tifa: Fine, sit anywhere you want.
Sephiroth: (sits down and starts to eat) MMmm!!!!
Vincent: ......................
Cloud: ......................
Tifa: ......................
Cid: ......................
Red: ......................
Cait Sith: ......................
Yuffie: ......................
Marlene: ......................
Berret: .......Silence of the tables........
Cid: Ya know that's pretty fucking lame!
Barret: I know
Yuffie: *snickering* hehe
Cid: Why does everyone keep on ($#*%)*^%*#^^@ snickering!
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Yuffie: hehe.....I loved the food...Buh-Bye!! (runs out as fast as possible)
Cloud: Yeah, uh... Thanks for the Din-Din Teef, I'm...I'm really tired. I think I should go to
sleep right now K? (follows Yuffie out)
Tifa: Without the dessert too. Hmmm, I wonder whats gotten into them?
Red: (sarcasticly) I wonder.
Cait Sith: (sarcasticly) My gosh, this is a harder one to answer.
Red/Cait Sith: Heheheh!
Marlene: Look daddy! I ate every single thing on my plate! Can I have dessert now?
Barret: Go ahead
Marlene: Yay! (runs over to Tifa) do we have any ice cream left?
Tifa: What kind?
Marlene: Vanilla and chocolate fudge!!!
Tifa: Yeah I think so
Marlene: Weeeeeeeeee! (dissapears into kitchen)
Vincent: (finished his meal) ........ (walks into kitchen to see Marlene amazingly manage 2
scoops of ice cream into her bowl, which was the size of her head, and the 2 seperate scoops
were as large as Barret's palms) (mummbling to himself) how does she do that?
Marlene: *sinister laugh* I got two scoops of ice cream! (runs into the livingroom and starts to
watch Sailor Moon SS)
Vincent: *raises eyebrow* whatever. (cleans off his plate and heads to his room)
Meanwhile in the dinning room.....
Sephiroth: DONE!
Barret: Same here
Red/Cait sith: Us too!
All four march into the kitchen to clean off their plates. Don't ask me how Red managed to
clean his plate, maybe someone had helped him?
Tifa: (lookes at the mess) Forget cleaning it! I'm way too tired! ( does the previous thing
that the "dudes" did)
continued on, An Final Fantasy VII Night!
'Till then....C'YA ALL LATER!!!!!!!!
Tifa: Dinner's ready!
Cid: Can't it wait?!
Yuffie: You and your stupid "Dukes of Hazzard"!
Cid: Shut the fuck up!
Yuffie: Make ME!!!!! Hahaha!!!!!!
Tifa: (walks into living room) I SAID DINNER'S READY!!!!!!!
Cloud: (freaked) Coming! (zoomes into dinningroom)
Cid: FINE!!!!!! (stomps into dinningroom)
Red: On the ground again, Whoop-di-do!
Cait Sith: You're not the only one.
Red: True.
Cid: Are you ya happy you bitch!?
Tifa: What did you call me!?
Cid: Nothing.
Marlene: He called you the B word!
Cid: Stay out of this you little twirp!!!!
Barret: Don't ya start callin' Marlene any name now!!!!!!!!
Cid: Oh PUFF-PUFF!!!!!!
Barret: I am going to kill ya!!!!
Tifa: Not now.
Barret/Cid: .....
Cloud: This soooooo soooo good! YUMMY!!!!!!!!
Barret: Wha' kinda foo' say YUMMY!?
Yuffie: *snicker* Porcipine head over there (points to Cloud).
Cloud: I'm not a fool, and I'm not a porcipine head!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Tifa: Cloud, STOP CRYING! and the rest of you? Stop bickering like 6 year old children!
Vincent: ..........yes m'.............
Everyone: (looks at Vincent astonished)
Marlene: Vinny Po! You just said your fwrts joke!
Vincent: (avoides everyone's eye contact)......................
Cid: What ever man!
There is a knock at the door.
Red: I got it! (runs over to door and opens the door with his tail) ((amazingly he didn't burn
down the door!!))
The door opens to reveal........................................................................
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Cloud: SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What're you doing here!!!!!!!!?????
Sephiroth: I'm hungry.
Vincent: Aren't you supposed to be dead?
Sephiroth: I dunno....am I?
Everyone: yes
Sephiroth: oh.............okay........can I have some food now.
Tifa: I don't trust you.
Sephiroth: There are two reasons as to why you don't trust me.... #1-
Vincent: You're dead.
Sephiroth: Bingo! and #2, I'M THE BAD GUY!!!!!!!!!
Cait Sith: Just let him eat!
Cloud: .....
Tifa: Fine, sit anywhere you want.
Sephiroth: (sits down and starts to eat) MMmm!!!!
Vincent: ......................
Cloud: ......................
Tifa: ......................
Cid: ......................
Red: ......................
Cait Sith: ......................
Yuffie: ......................
Marlene: ......................
Berret: .......Silence of the tables........
Cid: Ya know that's pretty fucking lame!
Barret: I know
Yuffie: *snickering* hehe
Cid: Why does everyone keep on ($#*%)*^%*#^^@ snickering!
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Yuffie: hehe.....I loved the food...Buh-Bye!! (runs out as fast as possible)
Cloud: Yeah, uh... Thanks for the Din-Din Teef, I'm...I'm really tired. I think I should go to
sleep right now K? (follows Yuffie out)
Tifa: Without the dessert too. Hmmm, I wonder whats gotten into them?
Red: (sarcasticly) I wonder.
Cait Sith: (sarcasticly) My gosh, this is a harder one to answer.
Red/Cait Sith: Heheheh!
Marlene: Look daddy! I ate every single thing on my plate! Can I have dessert now?
Barret: Go ahead
Marlene: Yay! (runs over to Tifa) do we have any ice cream left?
Tifa: What kind?
Marlene: Vanilla and chocolate fudge!!!
Tifa: Yeah I think so
Marlene: Weeeeeeeeee! (dissapears into kitchen)
Vincent: (finished his meal) ........ (walks into kitchen to see Marlene amazingly manage 2
scoops of ice cream into her bowl, which was the size of her head, and the 2 seperate scoops
were as large as Barret's palms) (mummbling to himself) how does she do that?
Marlene: *sinister laugh* I got two scoops of ice cream! (runs into the livingroom and starts to
watch Sailor Moon SS)
Vincent: *raises eyebrow* whatever. (cleans off his plate and heads to his room)
Meanwhile in the dinning room.....
Sephiroth: DONE!
Barret: Same here
Red/Cait sith: Us too!
All four march into the kitchen to clean off their plates. Don't ask me how Red managed to
clean his plate, maybe someone had helped him?
Tifa: (lookes at the mess) Forget cleaning it! I'm way too tired! ( does the previous thing
that the "dudes" did)
continued on, An Final Fantasy VII Night!
'Till then....C'YA ALL LATER!!!!!!!!
