Warning: This South Park Fanfiction has very foul language and a great mass mockery that the show is widely known for over the years. That I don't owned or created South Park by Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Comedy Central because I write my own stories between season breaks .It is intended for mature reading if you find it too vulgar to read that you have the choice to do not read it at all or do not a give a crap at all which I hope that you will be enjoy it and laugh your ass off.
Punishment Sucks!
One mild morning in South Park which at the local bus stop where our four little favorite bastards hang out at and they are there now along with butters. They are making a snowman and keeping very quiet that they had done something terribly in a town the night before which they had spray painted bad words all over around the public bathroom wall one day. But the police and Mayor McDaniels knew about it thanks to the new security cameras systems known as Raptor which they purchased from a state grant. All sudden a powder blue / white police squad car pulls up by them at that moment and guess who has stumbled out of the car that moment which the person in question was the slightly overweight police Chief BarBrady who was on the mayor's orders to fetch the boys for her now.
"There you are boys that the mayor wants to see you all in her office right now."Said the police chief.
"Officer BarBrady!" Said all five kids then say "Why"?
"How the hell I'm should I know why that I only know that she wants to see you for but I know that I'm have to take you five to city hall that is all." Answers BarBrady.
"Guys I think something is up now." Said Kenny
"You boys just get into my squad car now which I want a cup of hot coffee and a doughnut before I headed back to my office to work on my paperwork." BarBrady said while looking at the boys at that moment.
"Oh man it's true that you are starting to sounds like a typical police officer who is on an everyday craving for doughnuts and coffee now BarBrady." Cartman answers while looking at the overweight police chief which he is not trying to laugh at that moment.
"Just get in this damned squad car now you little rotten brats!" BarBrady hollered at them which they looks at him very dumbfounded that they never hears and sees him raises his voice up for once.
"Whoa!" all of them said and got into car at that very moment and BarBrady drove off toward the downtown area.
A few seconds later at South Park inside the finely decorated office of the mayor which McDaniels looks mighty pissed at them and have a cream color folder in her one hand now.
"You little five bastards before you starts to lie to me that I warning you all which I'm not falling for it anymore and that I had raised the two best damn liars in all of South Park that I know all of those tricks boys so quit while you are ahead!" McDaniels said in a venomous like screech.
"What the hell are you talking about Mayor?" Said Cartman in a quick response to catch the pissed off mayor off guard but she is not falling for it at that moment.
"I know you brats had sprayed painted those nasty words at one of the public park's bathrooms like calling Mr. Garrison a fucking asshole and Saginaw, Michigan Fucking Sucks Ass! Which I know he is one and I really hate Saginaw, Michigan as well too kids that we caught you all which we got a state funded grant which we brought a state of art security cameras system called the RAPTOR." McDaniels states coolly while standing in front of her large Oakwood desk which she was wearing her gold wired reading glasses on her wrinkle free face at that moment.
"Aye wait a goddamned minute I'm thought you hate Saginaw, Michigan with a passion but why you are defending them at all Mayor?" Cartman starts to wildly questioning the slightly aging female politician's stance on one of America's violent cities at that moment.
"Yes I do kids but I'm hurts them in a very different way which spray painting is too childish it is called political luring strategy by luring companies to set up shop here instead of them which we are more peaceful and safer community than they are with that it will bring jobs here." McDaniels said as she sat down in her fancy brown leather chair while looking at those boys in the eye at that moment.
"Just wow I know you are a clever and cunning little political shrew that you are all along McDaniels." Cartman said in very cheerful and sneaking sounding voice to get on the mayor's good side now which who is staring him down.
"Oh whatever kid quit to trying to suck up to me that it is not working with me at all." McDaniels said in an angry voice along makes a "whatever" motion with her hand and then sighs heavily while looking at them then says. "Boys look that I'm getting sick and tired bailing your asses out when you kids gets into deep trouble which I have a town to run around here."
"Mayor we are so sorry for the graffiti that we had done please don't tell our parents." Kyle said while standing there before the mayor while the others stand next to them on each side.
"Please Mrs. Mayor Lady don't tell my parents about this., That I'm don't want to be grounded again which I'm just got off for being grounded ." Said Butters while clasping his fingers together and looking very nervous as well.
"Mayor we will be your personal slaves for two weeks!" Cartman said while jumping in to cut Butters off from finishing his plea with her at that moment.
"MMM how about three weeks instead kids take it or leave it which I have much paperwork to do so all of your lovely boys can be my personal errand boys when you have spring break then." McDaniels said while thinking up her own idea for the bargain now.
"Fine we will take that changed deal then mayor." Cartman said while looking at the other four boys who are still standing there at that moment.
"Good now get the hell outta of this office and I'm don't really want to see any of you brats in my sight for the rest of the day until tomorrow be here at 8'o clock in the morning." Scowled loudly McDaniels
"Yes Madam!" all of them said in a very panicking voices when she raises her voice at them.
At that very moment they ran out of the office which Johnson came walking in there which the mayor just smiling and starts to laugh as well while she lumps back down in her chair.
"What is so funny now mayor?" Johnson asks when he saw his boss who is trying to recovering from the uncontrollable laughing attack that she just had.
"I finally just gotten those little bratty punks back for their bad behavior and crazy ideas that I had to endear over the years from them Johnson." McDaniels said while she is seated at her desk and looking at him now.
But suddenly she got up from her chair to looks out over the town from the main office's window that is sits behind her desk which she saw the boys running out of that building at that moment. Cut to where the boys running were starting to slow down to talk to each other out of the mayor's sight now.
"God damnit Cartman I think we have a deal with the devil now." Stan sharply said while scornfully looking at Cartman at that moment.
"Well Stan I took that deal because she was going to tells on us about our lately bad behavior's fiasco to our parents you hippie ass wussy?! Cartman quickly fires back at Stan to defend himself on taking that deal of punishment from the mayor now.
"Stan that Cartman is right for once which I'm don't want to get yelled by my crazy ass overprotective mother again." Kyle said in a very shaking voice while looking at him in fear now.
"I also agree with Cartman on this as well Stan." Kenny said while mumming through his orange parka's hood.
All sudden they heard police's siren coming toward them at that moment which BarBrady has pulled someone in a white BMW over for speeding down on Main Street and cutting someone off at the stop light as well too now.
"So BarBrady what are you pulling me over this time." a very tanned and muscled man said before the slightly overweight police chief could answer him which the man's black hair was gel up and slicked also dressed in a fancy silk lavender button up shirt and black dress slacks and which Officer Brown was standing on the passenger side now.
"I tell you why I pulled you over for because you were speeding down Main Street in very dangerous speeds in excess of 60 MPH which there are children are present around here now." Then he says "Also you had cuts someone off at the stop light as well too buddy.", "Now give me your driver license and registration."
Which both officers went back to the squad car at that moment and BarBrady looks pissed which he is getting sick and tired dealing with this asshole who he thinks he is above the law and is God's gift as well too . Inside the squad car which BarBrady just shook his head while writing his tickets up now?
"Come on Brown let's get these tickets to Mr. Fancy pants now." BarBrady said while he was looking at his own partner who is letting a quick chuckle out before returning to the speeder' vehicle at that very moment.
"Yes sir!" Which both law officer got out of the squad car at that moment to give the ticket to the owner of the vehicle.
"Okay Mr. Ross This is the last time that I'm will giving a ticket on the next time that I'm pulled you over I'm calling in to tow your car and sign here." BarBrady said while rolling his eyes which you can't see behind his black officious sunglasses at that moment.
"Well Officer BarBrady I'm think you cops are just really jealous of me because I'm make a lot more money than you do." Mr. Ross just snickered back at them.
"Have a nice lovely day Mr. Ross." BarBrady said as he and Brown walks back to their squad car at that moment and all sudden Ross gives them the bird as he drove off.
"Sir I think he just give us the finger just this very moment." Officer Brown said which he saw him doing it while looking over his shoulder.
"Well Billy he does this to me every time once a week when I'm pulled him over." BarBrady said as he is getting in the driver side now.
To Be Continued
Author's Note: I have this idea on the backburner for awhile which it was originally was intended for a unfinished comic strip that I did for my friends on my personal FB account that I'm never finishes drawing it but it is going to done up as a story that I work on it as I can and any ideas come to me that more will come that I promises you.
