AN: Okay so… I just wanted to take a shot at the idea of a journey across time and space for our heroine and villainess, ex-villainess if you want to get technical. But to be frank this particular idea is borrowed from TempestDash, who wrote 'POSSIBILTY ENGINE'. I'm not stealing the story or any of his characters or even plot points…just the general idea of time-space-reality traveling. But I felt like I owed him the props for the inspiration.

It will be Kigo, so f/f. There will be OCs as well, just in case there are some weirdoes out there that don't like 'em. And that's about it except for language… I don't do smut, and I'm not sorry.

Disclaimer: I did not, do not, and shall never own Kim Possible or any of its characters.(I'm sadden by this harsh reality too.)


Sand, Sun, Surf, and Science

Not long after the attempted alien invasion Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable, the hero duo, finds themselves on route to a long dormant villain lair that just happened to be in a semi-active volcano.

The noon sun blazes down on them as they coast across the sea. Ron steps closer to Kim, "I still don't know why their coming along, KP." As he points back at the former evil duo, Shego and Dr. Drakken, sitting in the back of their hovercraft as they race toward the island. Her car was being upgraded by the twins and was at the time in more pieces than a villain's lair after Ron and Kim got through with it.

Shego sneers at the young monkey master, "Because Doc Cyclops said you needed our…'invaluable technical assistance', Buffon." She gladly provided the air quotes for the exact phrase used by the good Director.

With her hair whipping back in the wind Kim casts an eye through the sea of red, "And how exactly are a failed mad scientist and an ex-mercenary-villainess, who could never stop us from saving the world going to be any use in stopping another mad scientist from trying to take over the world?" Her grin was barely visible.

"Certainly seemed like we helped with that whole alien invasion thing, cupcake." Shego smiles as she casually inspects her talons.

"We still don't need the help." Kim grits her teeth as she faces forward again.

"Yet here we are." Shego smirks. Then she leans forward, "Plus, now correct me if I'm wrong, but we are using one of our hovercrafts, aren't we?" As she motions to the vehicle is question.

"Not that we actually needed it." Kim keeps her focus forward as she bites back.

"I'm sure you have some fishing boat captain whose life you saved…blah-blah-blah." Shego casts her hand in the air in a rolling motion.

Kim rolls her eyes and shakes her head lightly before announcing, "We're getting close to the...resort?"

"Sure this isn't just a Junior plot, Pumpkin?" Now standing to Kim's left Shego eyes the distant beach resort, being flanked by dense jungle on both sides, as it seems to stretch all the way up and into the volcano itself. The resort's sheer size made it rather easy to spot from their distant position.

Only slightly surprised by the plasma wielder's sudden presence beside her the redhead recovers quickly, "…Well, it was an unconfirmed villain's lair going active."

Shego steps back, crossing her arms, "If they know it's a villain shouldn't they send in a strike force and not a couple of teens with ex-evil back-up?" Then presents her right hand forward in an almost Hamlet pose.

Kim sighs, 'why didn't you just read the mission brief like I did?' But instead of actually inquiring she answers, "There isn't any confirmed villainy, just an old lair going active. They're sending us to check it out…and react as necessary."

"You've got this down to a science don't you, Kimmie?" Shego looks down at the back of Kim's head, 'Power suits you, whether you like it or not. And it's nice that someone else reads those damned briefings.'

"Considering how many of these missions I've been on, most of which involved you two, yes." Kim smiles to herself.

Having been silent for most of the trip Drakken now inquires, "So…how does this work exactly?" Since the failure of their previous attempt to work together he wanted clear instructions on how this was going to work.

Bringing the hovercraft to a halt on a much smaller nearby island Kim turns and stands, "Shego and I will sneak in while you and Ron walk up to the front entrance." She gladly made the necessary hand gestures to indicate the two separate teams. But her plan is met with three stares of confusion.

She sighs heavily before proceeding, "Of the four us, which are the two most stealthy and talented at infiltration?" This rhetorical question is answered with Sego grinning as the other two look down.

Kim smiles before she asks a follow up rhetorical question, just to be safe, "And of the four of us which two are infinitely better suited for distraction?" Ron and Drakken look up with thin smiles on their faces. Shego simply laughs lightly, 'Power and Kimmie are definitely a match.'

"That's what I thought." Kim nods shapely before she moves the craft just over the water and begins creeping toward the island. Staying to the western side of the island she hopes to avoid the resort's line of sight…or rather the line of sight from the resort that might allow a henchman or camera to catch their approach.


Parking the craft on a patch of sand obscured by several large rocks the teams separate and Drakken and Ron make their way to the resort. They encountered a few individuals in swim-ware walking about like it was just a normal day at a normal resort.

Drakken and Ron acted as if they had be there for days as not to draw attention while they lazily approached the desk inside the main lobby, "Uh, hello." Ron said to the seeming very distracted man wearing light blue sitting behind the oak and marble desk.

The man very quickly shifted his attention to the two standing before him, "Hello. How might I be of assistance, sirs?"

Ron took the imitative, "My uncle and I would like a couple of rooms." He pointed to Drakken and himself with his thumb.

"Sure, do you have any preferences? Jungle or ocean view? Standard or deluxe?" The man asked with a kind smile.

"Deluxe Ocean, please." Drakken cuts off Ron very sharply.

"Of course, two deluxe ocean view rooms. Enjoy your stay at the Impossible Resort. And if there's anything either of you require, we are here to serve." The man bows his head slightly as he hands them their keycards. They accept and move away from the desk casually.

After getting a little further away Ron leans over to Drakken, "Uhm, that was weird."

"Nonsense, we just got two of the most preferred rooms without even a moment's delay." Drakken gives him a dismissive wave as he stops at the lobby entrance, taking in the sea.

"No, I mean this place might actually be a resort." Ron having noticed the 'not very evil, in fact rather nice' atmosphere.

Drakken looks over at him with confusion, "Yeah, and?"

"We're here on a mission." Ron can't believe he has to remind him of that very fact.

Realization graces the blue man's eyes, "Oh, right…well, maybe GJ got it wrong." Then shrugs it off.

"Or your hovercraft's GPS was way off." Ron points at him.

"Either way, let's hit the pool until we hear from Shego or Possible." Drakken starts walking away as he waves for him to follow.

Ron hesitates for only a second before he follows, "Uh-uhm, okay." 'I know I could use the down time.'


On the western face of the volcano two figures scale the rocky cliff-face. Shego swings herself up to the next handhold effortlessly, "This is a lot easier when I don't have to haul nearly two hundred pounds with me." She was rather glad Drakken was elsewhere for the more physically demanding part of this mission.

"Yeah, definitely not missing that right now." Kim agreed as she leapt up to a small crag, using it to swing up ahead of her green temporary teammate. Shego grinned, 'Always in competition mode, huh princess?'

"So, who do you think reactivated a lair tagged by GJ?" Hoping to at least partially distract the teen heroine long enough to regain her lead.

Kim smiled, 'I'm not that easy, Shego.' Before she answered, "Since Drakken's with us, I have no idea."

Shego starts laughing a little louder than she should...which would have confounded Kim long enough for her to regain her lead, if the laughter wasn't genuine.

Kim stops climbing and looks over at the laughing woman, "What?"

"That was funny, Kimmie." Shego manages as she adjusts her hand-hold.

"He's your boss." Kim stares at her flatly.

"And? It's not like he's my husband." That thought sends a shudder down both of their spines.

"Still, you think you'd have one of those 'only I can insult that moron' complexes, after working with him for so many years." Kim states as she hangs there by one hand while looking right at Shego.

"Nope, insult away." Shego grins as she's about to keep climbing. But is interrupted by Kim pointing to a vent cover sticking out of the side of the cliff.

After tugging on it Kim concludes, "It's sealed…could you…?" And then motions to Shego.

"Sure, Pumpkin." Smiling Shego liquefies the seal and rips the cover off, 'This isn't as boring as I thought it would be…now if I could just get her to go on a heist with me, we could have some real fun."

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In no time they found themselves moving throughout the winding network of large ducts.

Stopping, Kim asks, "So, I've always wanted to know exactly how villains got these ridiculous lairs." It's something she had indeed always wanted to know and felt that she wouldn't get a better chance to ask.

"Most are personal preferences of the villain in question. Others are simply there…mostly likely abandoned by some of the older villains like Maniac or Hal the Heavy." Shego speaks casually as she, out of pure habit, tries to find the face of the person she's talking to…only to have Kim's ass obscuring her.

Turning herself to sit in a hunched position so she can see Shego, Kim considers the last part of the ex-villainess's answer, "I sometimes forget that there were villains running around before I was even born."

"Seeing as you're the Hero who has fought pretty much every villain there is, I can see why you feel that way." Remaining in the hands and knees crawling position makes a motion with one of her hands.

Kim chuckles, "Having a civil conversation with Shego while traveling through the air ducts of a strange villain's lair… definitely not how I thought this day would go." Then she turns back and begins crawling forward again.

"Which part?" Shego resuming her tailing.

"The 'you' part probably sticks out more considering…"

Kim is interrupted by Shego, "That you probably know more about vents than duct technicians?"

"Yeah, that." Kim laughs lightly.

"Of course I have chased you through more than a few duct systems." Shego proposes as Kim picks a vent at an intersection.

"While having a civil conversation?" Kim grins as she moves over the vent.

"Does 'die, Kimmie, die' count?" Shego asks with the smirk carrying in her voice. Kim scowls.

"I can't see your scowl…only your ass." She now scowls into the aforementioned muscle group.

Kim rolls her eyes and turns around motioning to a maintenance panel between them on the bottom of the vent, "Well, we're probably far enough in now." Shego once again provides the means of opening the hatch as they slip inside soon after, silently dropping to the floor.


AN: So any opinions on that first taste? Review if you would please.

Oh, and the time-space bits will come, there's no need to get ahead of ourselves just yet… It's called groundwork and/or a prelude, I'll let you pick which one.

Any fans of KP, please tell me if this feels right for the characters, because I haven't seen any KP in years, so I'm flying on old memories and various other stories.

-May Dread watch over you-