A/N- Hey everyone, I'm back again! This is a new story. Well, okay, not quite a story. I was originally going to make a karaoke contest, and have people vote on who would win, but then I realized that this isn't allowed. I already got one story kicked off, and I'm not too excited to repeat that experience. So this story is just a bunch of song parodies! They're really funny, I think. And they really seem to fit. So enjoy, and R/R! Also, tell me if you have a request for a parody!

A/N2- Tell me if it messes up the text, because if it squishes it all together I'll edit it and try to fix it. But try to let me know, and I'll also try to check myself.

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, that's J.K Rowling. I also don't own Without Me, that's Eminem. Without Me- Eminem Without Me- Lord Voldie Intro

"Voldermort/Real Name No Gimmicks..." Refrain 1

2 Death Eater girls go round the outside/ round the outside, round the outside (Repeat Refrain 1) Refrain 2

Guess whos back, back again/ Voldie's back, tell a friend/ Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back/ Guess who's back... Verse 1

I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to

see Riddle no more they want Voldie I'm chopped liver

well if you want Voldie, this is what I'll give ya

a little Butterbeer mixed with some hard liquor

some Death Eaters that'll jumpstart my plan quicker then a

rat when I find him at the bar with Bertha Jorkins and she's not cooperating

when she won't tell me info as I'm Oblivating

you lasted this long now stop the waiting cuz I'm back, I'm after Potter to be confiscating

I know that you got your friends Harry Potter but your godfather's family problem's complicating

So the Ministry wont let me be or let me be me so let me see

they tried to kill me down at Hogwarts, see, but it feels so empty without me

So come on and curse, oh yeah, I know it hurts, beat that, and it gets worse, it's you I'll coerce now get ready cuz this is about to get hotter

I can't kill the damn kid now F*** YOU POTTER! Chorus (X2)

Now this looks like a job for me so Death Eaters just follow me

cuz we need a little controversy, cuz it feels so empty without me Verse 2

Hogwarts kids, they wanna rebel

Wanna help Dumbledore to give me hell

My supporters in Azkaban, they feel helpless, 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells "witch"

I'm a visionary, vision is scary, I'll start a revolution, pollutin the kids' minds, a rebel

so let me just revel an ask, the fact that I got Death Eaters kissing my @$$

and it's a disaster such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my @$$ you try to kill me?

Well I'm back (batman sound) fix your broken wand polish it and then I'm gonna

get in up into your brain, can't ignore

The center of attention back for the war

Stop protesting, or my dementors will be arresting

Investing in the giants while resting

No more testing, now it's time to play the game Feel the tension soon as someone says my name

Yeah I'm famous, now I've got acclaim

Gotta kill Potter, what a bloody shame! Chorus (X2) Verse 3

A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this sh*t that sh*t. Albus Dumbledore you can get your @$$ kicked

worse than those damn Mudbloods, and Potter

our rivalry is getting hotter, you 15 year old scar headed sea otter

You don't know me, you're too dumb to let go its through, nobody wants to listen to you!

Now lets go, give me a chance Death Eaters, it's time to advance

I've been there, wand at the ready, everyone already thinks you're unsteady

But sometimes the way it seems, everybody only wants to stare at me

So this must mean I'm disgusting, but its just me I'm just obscene

Though I'm not the first king of controversy

I am the worst thing since Lucius Malfoy, to do Black Magic to make people cower

and use it to get myself power(Hey)

there's a concept that works

20 million other Death Eaters emerge

but no matter how many fish in the sea it'd be so empty without me Chorus (X2)