"Hey baby" Link said, with one hand on his hip, and the other in his hair. Zelda, with her hands clasped tight to her breast, made a silent prayer that this fool would be struck down from heaven with divine lightning. Seeing his object of affection less than open to his advances, Link took out a bomb. "Look Zelda, I got you a bomb. They are so great." Zelda closed her eyes, and prayed harder, if that were possible. "No really baby, check this out!" Link tossed his bomb up in the air, then proceeded to stroke his perfect golden hair. The bomb of course, came back down. Zelda allowed herself a small smile at the spectacle unfurling before her. Hastily trying to rid himself of his flaming tunic link screamed loudly "OW OW OW HOT HOT HOT" Finally free of his burning clothes, link realized too late, that he was free of ALL his clothes. Thankfully zelda was no longer looking his direction. Searching frantically for something to hide his nudity, link despaired. An idea struck him! Taking out a bomb, he placed it over his pretty place. Waving to zelda with one hand, and holding the bomb with the other "Hey Zelda, I got you another bomb!"
And it exploded. Link went home and got clothes. Where does he live anyway? He doesn't have a home, does he?
I mean there is that tree in the forest
but he got kicked out by the great deku tree. He went back and Zelda was gone. So...he went towards zeldas castle. Zelda lives in a castle and has guards. So she ordered guards to attack him. Link gave the guards each a free bomb. They were overjoyed. Then the bombs exploded. Zelda despaired.
Then Bowser jumped out of a tree. Everyone started yelling at him. "GET BACK IN YOUR OWN VIDEOGAME" Mario said; "Then we'd have to change Bowser, up here." Then Bowser jumped out of the tree. "I still don't understand." Mario and Bowser, he should have been carrying Mario when he jumped out of the tree. Then Bowser and Mario left to go fight kirby. Then link broke her door down with his sword. Zelda ran. Then Link said "hey hold still for a moment, I see an apple on your head, let me shoot it with an arrow." Zelda kept running. He shot the arrow. It hit the arrow dead on. He was very good at shooting arrows. He aimed and he hit Zelda. Zelda got very very mad.
Zelda got sooo made, she screamed "I will get you linky-boy!" She got him. She got him good. She got him sooo good that he was now young link. Young Link immediately scampered into the forest. The forest was his best friend. "Forest, why doesn't Zelda like me?" The forest said, "She is a princess, used to all sorts of finery and riches." "You have not yet given her enough riches." "Give her more bombs.
"Gee thanks Forest, you are my best friend." Young link scampered out of the forest. "Here Zelda", he said, handing her a bomb. The bomb was actually a genii. It came out of its casing in a swirl of smoke and magic. "I will grant you three wishes." The genii was Kirby. "My first wish, is to never see this man again" she said, pointing at Link. "Your first wish is granted" Kirby said. Young Link disappeared, and became adult link. Zelda cursed under her breath. "My next wish is the same as my first." Adult link disappeared, and became Toon Link. Then link became a baby. Baby link cried a lot. One day baby link wandered into the temple of time. Placing the mastersword on its pedestal he became adult link. First, he went to the market. Then he bought some more more more bombs. Zelda would be so happy.
He went to go give them to her when suddenly bowser and mario had a party together, with cake and candles and streamers and all sorts of beautiful things. It was kirbys birthday and he was so happy to have friends to celebrate with him. The End.
