Chapter 1

trip to Africa

Here we are on a hot day in the grasslands of Africa where strange car caring 3 certain men one with a bowl hair cut one with curly hair with a little bald spot and another bald or somewhat of a buzzcut the car was traveling for hours until it came to an uncertain stop near a bone yard littered with elephant skulls


(car comes to a complete stop and the stooges come out )

Moe: come on fellas I think we're stuck

(stooges find out the source of the problem)

Moe: how do you like that a flat tire

Larry: what dumb luck and we got no spare

Moe: no spare I thought I told you to buy a spare tire when at the gas station

Larry: I was hungry I bought myself a sandwich and here it is

(Larry pulls out the sandwich and was gonna eat it )

Moe: wait up that nice sandwich ya got there let me see it

( Moe grabs Larry's sandwich and smashes it in he's face)

Moe: how do you like that

Larry: hey what's the big idea

Moe: that's for spending our money for stupid reasons

( then Moe looks around )

Moe: hey where's that pudding head

Larry: I thought he was behind us

( Moe and Larry look around and find curly cooking some eggs on a fire )

Curly: nyuk nyuk nyuk

( Moe and Larry come up behind Curly with they're hands on they're waist and Curly still cooking he's eggs and then he stands up and turns to Moe and Larry )

Curly: NAAH Moe Larry

Moe: what are you doing lamebrain

Curly: frying me some eggs I'm starving

Moe: you numbskull were stuck in the middle of Africa and your frying some eggs gimmie that frying pan

( Curly handed over the frying pan to Moe and Moe garbed the metal part and it burn he's hand he yelled in pain and then grabbed the handle quickly )

Curly: I'm sorry Moe but you asked for it

Moe: you asked for it too

(then Moe takes the frying pan and hits Curly over the head with it )

Curly: Ow Oww ow oh LOOK

( Moe then looks that frying pan and sees it's been bent to the shape of Curly"s head )

Moe: you hardheaded numbskull you bent the frying pan

Larry: HEY FELLAS COME HEAR LOOK WHAT I FOUND OVER HERE

( Moe and Curly walk over to Larry to see what the fuss is )

Moe: what are yelling about chrome dome

Larry: look down there

( Moe and Curly look to see a place littered with Elephant Skulls and other bones )

Moe: WOW look at all those bones

Larry: yeah someone ought to call the clean up crew

Curly: hmm this would be heaven for dogs nyke nyke

Moe: you would like with you barking like one

Curly: hmmmmm ( giving Moe a French wave )

Larry: hey why don't go down there and check it out

Moe: Now why would we do that porcupine

Curly: yeah why would we do that

( Moe then hits Curly Behind him)

Moe: Shut up

Larry: well I see elephant Skulls down there and I hear Ivory is worth a lot of money

Moe: why didn't you say so lets go down there and get rich

( then the stooges run down to get the Ivory form the elephant skulls but little that they know that this place inhabited by three certain hyenas )


The next chapter will have Shenzi Banzai & Ed