Chapter 1
trip to Africa
Here we are on a hot day in the grasslands of Africa where strange car caring 3 certain men one with a bowl hair cut one with curly hair with a little bald spot and another bald or somewhat of a buzzcut the car was traveling for hours until it came to an uncertain stop near a bone yard littered with elephant skulls
(car comes to a complete stop and the stooges come out )
Moe: come on fellas I think we're stuck
(stooges find out the source of the problem)
Moe: how do you like that a flat tire
Larry: what dumb luck and we got no spare
Moe: no spare I thought I told you to buy a spare tire when at the gas station
Larry: I was hungry I bought myself a sandwich and here it is
(Larry pulls out the sandwich and was gonna eat it )
Moe: wait up that nice sandwich ya got there let me see it
( Moe grabs Larry's sandwich and smashes it in he's face)
Moe: how do you like that
Larry: hey what's the big idea
Moe: that's for spending our money for stupid reasons
( then Moe looks around )
Moe: hey where's that pudding head
Larry: I thought he was behind us
( Moe and Larry look around and find curly cooking some eggs on a fire )
Curly: nyuk nyuk nyuk
( Moe and Larry come up behind Curly with they're hands on they're waist and Curly still cooking he's eggs and then he stands up and turns to Moe and Larry )
Curly: NAAH Moe Larry
Moe: what are you doing lamebrain
Curly: frying me some eggs I'm starving
Moe: you numbskull were stuck in the middle of Africa and your frying some eggs gimmie that frying pan
( Curly handed over the frying pan to Moe and Moe garbed the metal part and it burn he's hand he yelled in pain and then grabbed the handle quickly )
Curly: I'm sorry Moe but you asked for it
Moe: you asked for it too
(then Moe takes the frying pan and hits Curly over the head with it )
Curly: Ow Oww ow oh LOOK
( Moe then looks that frying pan and sees it's been bent to the shape of Curly"s head )
Moe: you hardheaded numbskull you bent the frying pan
Larry: HEY FELLAS COME HEAR LOOK WHAT I FOUND OVER HERE
( Moe and Curly walk over to Larry to see what the fuss is )
Moe: what are yelling about chrome dome
Larry: look down there
( Moe and Curly look to see a place littered with Elephant Skulls and other bones )
Moe: WOW look at all those bones
Larry: yeah someone ought to call the clean up crew
Curly: hmm this would be heaven for dogs nyke nyke
Moe: you would like with you barking like one
Curly: hmmmmm ( giving Moe a French wave )
Larry: hey why don't go down there and check it out
Moe: Now why would we do that porcupine
Curly: yeah why would we do that
( Moe then hits Curly Behind him)
Moe: Shut up
Larry: well I see elephant Skulls down there and I hear Ivory is worth a lot of money
Moe: why didn't you say so lets go down there and get rich
( then the stooges run down to get the Ivory form the elephant skulls but little that they know that this place inhabited by three certain hyenas )
The next chapter will have Shenzi Banzai & Ed
