Disclaimer: I don't own anything from Invader Zim or anything that makes a cameo appearance.

THE ZIM NEXT DOOR

It all started when the weird glowing light thing came down between my friend and my houses. The next day my friend, Simdork the author, and I went over to see what it was. It was just a normal house, so we knocked on the door.

Simdork: So why are we doing this?

Bob: I don't know.

Simdork whispering to himself sarcastically: Genius.

The door opened and G.I.R. was standing there.

Simdork: So what's up with the poorly disguised robot?

G.I.R.: Yeah! The tuna is here!

Bob: Tuna? Yeah!

Simdork: I think I'm surrounded by idiots.

G.I.R.: Come on in tuna men!

Simdork: Yup.

Bob frolics in while Simdork reluctantly follows. They enter a living room with a big flat screen TV, a picture of a monkey on the wall, and a big, green sofa under the picture complete with it's own alien sitting on it.

Simdork: I have two things to say. First whoever was the interior designer for this room is nuts. And, WHAT IS THAT!? (Referring to Zim)

Bob: that's Zim.

Simdork: First of all, you're supposed to say "That's" not "that's. Second, how did you know that?

Zim: Yeah, how DID you know that?

Bob: G.I.R. told me!

Zim: G.I.R.! You told them about my true identity being an alien who is here to conquer Earth and in salve its beings and use them as slaves using all the advanced technology in my secret laboratory who's sole entrance is when you flush yourself in the toilet in the kitchen.

G.I.R.: No, I just said, "He Zim."

Zim: Oh no! Now our mission is in jeopardy!

G.I.R.: Yeah!

Zim: No G.I.R.. That's bad.

G.I.R.: Aw man.

Bob: Show me the lab!

G.I.R. grabs Bob and runs him over to the lab. Zim tries to stop them, but they get away. Then Zim remembers Simdork lying defenselessly in the living room. At that moment, so does Simdork. He runs out the doorway before Zim catches him.

Simdork: You'll never succeed in conquering the earth! NEVER!

Zim: Wow, you're a lot like Dib. Oh well, I'll just have to use your friend as a test subject!

Simdork: Noooooooo!

Zim violently slams the door.

TO BE CONTINUED