Summary: Hi. I know most of you don't know me but I'm no newbie when it comes to fanfiction. I have written for other shows but this is my first Royal Pains a show that I have loved since it first aired on USA. Favorite character, why Evan of course because he's smart, funny, cute and accident prone. I also have a love of Evan whumpage which is why I've read every one posted on this site. Anyways I'm not gonna spend anymore time telling you guys how much I love the show. Instead I'm gonna let you go ahead and read. This story contains twist and turns and whumpage galore. Hope you enjoy it.


Disclaimer: I don't own this show and I never will. Are you happy now USA?


Unforeseen Complications


Chapter One-Changing Lanes


"Come on Divya. We're going to be late for Lane's if we don't leave like right now," Evan called from the doorway of the guest-house.

"I'm coming," she yelled back at the accountant.

"I'll just wait outside." Making his way outside, Evan leaned against his brother car and smiled. Before Divya came along he intended on spending the day alone catching up on financial paperwork for Hankmed. He was halfway finished when Divya showed up looking for Hank. Evan immediately informed her that his brother was out but could wait for Hank if she wanted which she declined.

As she turned to leave Evan invited her out for lunch. His eyes were starting to hurt from looking at the tiny numbers, not to mention his stomach had been growling for hours. He expected her to say no and was completely shocked when she no only said yes but smiled as she did so. Excusing herself to the restroom, Evan took the opportunity to clean up his work space and grab his things.

"Where's your car?"

Evan looked up to see Divya standing on the other side of Hank's car, arms crossed. "Hank's got it," he answered as he unlocked the doors. "Since he had no patients today he offered to take it and get the oil changed for me."

"That was nice of him."

"Not really. In return I have to make myself scarce for his dinner date with Jill tonight."

"You still excited that Jank has made a comeback aren't you?" snickered Divya, getting in the car.

"Um…the answer to that question would be a hells yes. Not only is she awesome, smart, and hot, not necessarily in that order but she's like the exact opposite of Nicky."

"And that would be-"

Evan scoffed bitterly. "The tramp Henry was engaged to before he lost his job. Hank gave that woman everything and she couldn't even support him when he needed her the most." His tone changed, where bitterness once lived it was replaced by a brotherly warmth. "You know, Hank thinks mostly I originally brought him out here to the Hampton's to party but honestly, I just wanted him to go somewhere where he wasn't reminded of her."

"You two are like oil and water," smirked Divya after Evan's comment. "You don't mix at all but when push comes to shove you have each others back to the fullest."

"What are you talking about, oil and water totally mix. Oh wait that's vinegar."

Divya rolled her eyes but kept her smirk. "Just drive."

Evan smiled but did as he was told. He didn't remember much after that. There was more talking, well more like snarky repartee between the two of them. An occasional laugh or snort was released but as far as the conversation went Evan couldn't recall what had been said. He also wasn't sure when he had fallen asleep either. All he knew was that his head felt as if it was on fire and the fire was spreading. Coursing through his veins and all the way down to his feet.


With a painful hiss, he opened his eyes and looked around. He was lying on a bed, pillow underneath, and a throw he didn't recognize thrown over him. Evan expected to see Divya standing over him, glare in her eyes as she looked down upon him. Maybe he hadn't been driving after all. Maybe he had been dreaming the entire time. It wasn't the first time the young man had ever had a dream that felt real. In fact, he wanted to believe he had them more than an average person did.

Looking somewhat around the room, Evan couldn't place where he was. He also didn't see Divya anywhere around. Now he was convinced that he had been in fact dreaming but it still didn't attest to where he was or even whose room he was in. Suddenly a figure came strolling through the door, concern on their face.

"Oh good, you're finally awake. You know you really had me scared for a while but everyone was persistent that you would come too and I was, once again, overreacting."

Evan couldn't speak, couldn't breath as the woman came closer to his bed. Looking around the room again he realized that he did recognize where he was, only he hadn't been there since he was eleven.

"Honey are you okay."

"No, I'm not," stuttered Evan, finally able to speak. "This can't be real."

"What can't be real?"

"You…this place…all of it. It can't be real cause it's impossible."

They made their way over to the bed and sat down next to him. "Evan sweetie you're starting to scare me," they said as a hand moved to cover Evan's forehead. "Why don't you lie back down while I call the doctor and see if we should bring you in."

"I don't need a doctor."

"Then what do you need honey because I can get it for you."

"I need to know why I'm seeing a person who shouldn't be here," Evan whispered, trying to pull away.

They weren't having that, grabbing the sides of Evan's face to keep him from moving. "Evan," they asked firmly. "Do you know who I am?"

Evan slowly nodded. "Yeah. Of course I do."

"Then tell me Evan. Who am I?"

"You're….you're my mom."


And there was chapter one folks. Now I really loathe those people who post chapters for a story and suddenly forget about for a year so I'll have you know that I am not one of those people. I am usually good about posting but I will admit that sometimes I get sidetracked and won't post for a few days or weeks but you have my word it will get posted. It's already written so yeah. Until next time,

The road to happiness is paved with heartache but in the end it's worth it's wait in gold

Lady Cizzle