One day Hinata was going to Naruto's house to confess her unkawaii love for him.
She knocked on the door so Naruto opened it.
"What do you want Hinata?" Said Naruto.
"Um...well...um...you see, Naruto-kun, I...erm...um...well...it's...um...I...I lov-" Said Hinata.
"SHUT UP, BITCH! OH MY GOD YOUR SO ANNOYING!" Said Naruto.
Hinata was shocked. Did Naruto-kun just say that?
"N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-Naruto-k-k-k-k-k-kun?" Said Hinata.
"OH MY GOD SHUT UP OR I'M GOING TO KILL YOUR HEAD OFF!" Said Naruto.
"U-U-Um, I-I'm s-sorry N-N-Naruto-k-kun." Said Hinata.
"WHAT PART OF SHUT UP DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?! YOUR VOICE IS SO ANNOYING!" Said Naruto.
"N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-"
"AND WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THAT STUTTERING THING?! OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE YOUR ASKING FOR SOMEBODY TO KILL YOU!"
"W-W-W-W-Well, i-i-it's just t-th-that I-I-I-I-I, l-l-l-l-lov...um...I lov..."
Naruto slapped Hinata in the face. Ouch!
"GOD DAMMIT HINATA! YOU KNOW THAT I REALLY LOVE-"
"Me~!" Said Sakura, who was dressed in a slutty bikini.
Naruto looked grossed out.
"Ew, no, I don't love you either, you slutty skank!" Said Naruto.
"Yeah, like, besides, he, like, loves, like, ME!" Said Ino, who looked even sluttier than Sakura.
"No, me!" Said TenTen, who was also dressed like a slut.
"No, me!" Said Temari, who looked like a slut, too.
"No, me!" Said Kurenai, who was dressed like a slut as well.
"Pedophile!" Said Asuma, who doesn't actually love Kurenai. She just used genjutsu to think she was Kakashi, who he actually loves.
"Shut up Asuma, let's have sex!" Kurenai said then jumped on Asuma and raped him. Then Kakashi came and killed her. Then Asuma married Kakashi and had a threesome with Iruka.
"Oh my fucking God, guys! You all know that I really love Sasuke!" Said Naruto.
"Did you say my name?" Said Sasuke.
Then Naruto and Sasuke made out and had sex. They joined the threesome, later.
So then Naruto and Sasuke got married and had twin babies named Naruske and Sasuto.
So yeah, then all of the girls died.
The end.
Bai da way Naruske and Sasuto r mah ocees they r mai original karakturs dont steal them plz and arigatou ^w^
This pretty much makes fun of every Naruto fanfic written by a weeaboo. I dunno, it's late at night and I just ate a bunch of sugary stuff with my girlfriend (we were partying by ourselves cause we're forever alone XD) and we wrote this together. We burst into giggle fits every five minutes XD
Give me the hate. I love it. ;)
