It was like Rouge and Knuckles all over again. Everyone was sitting there watching Pearl walk down the long aisle with her mother. Shadow was waiting at the alter in a tux, (OMG!! Imagine That!), smiling for the first time in his life out of joy. Candie walked down the isle with a basket of flower petals, and Rouge and Knuckles stood behind Shadow and smiled. Shadow was finally getting married.
Knuckles pat Shadow on the back and said, "Good job buddy, you got a girl of chaos."
Shadow laughed. "Hell yeah! She's full of power, full of life.... and yet, she's still so so so so SOO HOT!"
Rouge giggled. "Hey Tiger, don't take her down right here!" Knuckles laughed. "Now THAT'S funny! Everyone agree?
Huh? HUH? HUUUUUH?? Ha ha.... no, you all have oppinions."
(Family Guy spoof)
Shadow turned back to Pearl, who was now standing in front of him crying. Shadow was trying to hide his tears, but failed horribly. When he noticed that there were cameras, he covered his face and put his hand on the camera lens.
Cody gave them their rings. They said their vows and Sonic (the preacher LOL) said, "Shadow, take your wife and pull down her panties!"
Shadow glared at Sonic as the crowd behind him, including Pearl, laughed. Shadow was a little confused. Why was Pearl laughing?
"Why aren't you mad?" He asked her.
Pearl, still laughing, replied, "I'm not known to get mad that easily. You'd have to tick me off pretty bad to get me to blow up!"
Shadow laughed. "Yep, that's my sweet Chaos Princess for you!"
Pearl smiled. "THAT'S IT! COME HERE! YOU'RE MINE!" She took him down right there on the alter and embraced him in a deep kiss.
Sonic threw his book behind him. "Okay, kiss the bride. I'm heading home!" He turned to go.
Just then, someone grabbed his ear. Polly, the Ice Princess, glared at him. "You're not going anywhere until this wedding is finished!" Someone else grabbed his other ear. It was Amy. "Yeah, and you'll stay until we decide to go!"
Sonic groaned in defeat.
Just then, Pearl threw the bouquet into the screaming crowd behind her, while Shadow threw a knight's crest. Whoever caught them were supposed to get married next.
Sonic, Amy, and Polly all closed their eyes. Sonic was hoping that he got the crest and Polly got the bouquet. Sonic felt something hard hit his hands. He looked down and saw the knight's crest. He looked at Polly and Amy, but niether of them had the flowers.
He looked around. Just then, Knuckles stood beside Sonic and called out to Shadow and Pearl. "Uh, you may want to do a rethrow! Cause..... um..... I'm not gay, and I'm already married!" He held up the bouquet. Sonic yelled and threw down the knight's crest. Rouge came up and wrapped her arms around Sonic. Knuckles looked at her. "What are you doing?"
Rouge laughed. "Do you want me, or can I have Big Blue?"
Knuckles threw the bouquet behind him and snatched Rouge away from Sonic.
"SHE'S MINE!!!"
Sonic jackassed back. "Whatever you say.... KNUUUUUUUUUUUXXIIIIIIIIE!!!"
(PS: Jackassed means to sort of sass back, but in a teasing tone)
Rouge slapped Sonic across the face. His face was a little red from the impact, so Rouge teased. "Hey Amy! Sonic's blushing for ya!"
Shadow bought a stereo to play for the wedding. The songs were all some sort of dance music. The first song played
was "My Wish" by Rascal Flatts (Pearl picked it.
Pearl and Shadow went to the middle of the floor and started dancing. Shadow danced like no other; always in beat,
never stepping on her feet, never messing up, he was perfect.
Candie was dancing with Cody, and not liking ONE BIT of it. Cody was 6 months old and able to walk and talk, she was four- Do the math.
Sonic caught himself double dancing with Amy and Polly. Ironic.
Knuckles and Rouge were KWD'ing; kissing while dancing. Those two were never caught dead without kissing or having sex! One of them was bound to have AIDS, HIV's, or Herpes! Which one? IDK!
Tails and Cream were dancing together. Tails was starting to think that Cream was his angel; his lover forever. So was Cream.
Angel was taking pictures of her daughters and their husbands dancing, along with a few other couples.
Queen Tasha and King Loche were dancing, and for once they weren't acting like royalty or rich people. Just plain everyday people.
Knuckles soon found himself double dancing too. Tikal felt lonely, so she ran up to her brother and asked if she could dance with him and Rouge. Knuckles picked her up and danced with both of them.
Pearl looked down at Shadow's feet. "Wow, you're a pretty good dancer!"
"Among other things," Shadow replied.
She raised an eyebrow. "Are you trying to 'get some'?"
"That depends, are you?"
"I might be. So... what else ARE you good at?"
"Tonight, I'll give you the best sex you'll ever experience in life!"
"Ooh... he he. Me likey."
Tikal looked at her brother. "Hey Dreads, why did you marry Rouge?"
"I'm supposed to marry other girls Tikal."
"No, I mean, why did YOU marry ROUGE?"
Knuckles blushed. "Oh! Well... he he. Why not?"
(Moral Oral spoof)
Tikal pointed at her brother and smiled. "Point taken Dreads. Point taken."
*
After the wedding, all of the couples and singles went home. But Pearl and Shadow went home in STYLE.
Shadow got home and hung up his coat. he went to the bathroom to get his... um... "protective gear", but when he came back, Pearl wasn't in the living room.
Just then, he heard a voice from the bedroom. "Oh Shadow...... sexy, sexy, sexy!"
Shadow smiled. He knew what that meant. She was ready.
He walked in and tried to look for Pearl, but he couldn't see her. The light flickered on and he saw a wedding dress flung onto the floor. Just then, he stepped in and was seized in a deep kiss by a fully naked Pearl who was hiding behind the door.
She meant business tonight! She tore off his tux and pants, then his shoes and gloves. They didn't have time to get to the bed... they were already doing "it" on the floor. Violet, their baby, watched, but thankfully didn't understand them.
Shadow began to thrust as hard as he could into Pearl, who was enjoying every minute of the rough sex. She pulled him closer and started to moan as Shadow thrusted harder... faster... deeper.
"Shadow! OOH... SHADOW!" Pearl moaned. "OH! OOOOH YEAH! SHADOW! FUCK ME BABY! MAKE ME SCREAM!"
Shadow did as he was told... exactly. Pearl was moaning so loud that they were more like shrieks and screams.
Shadow released as soon as Pearl did. Pearl calmed down and looked up at Shadow. "Did you use Chaos on me?"
"Yes."
Just then there was a knock at the door. Pearl put on a bath robe and answered the door.
The figure was hidden by the shadows, but anyone could tell that it was a bat. "Hello, my name's Jade, your new neighbor, and I was wondering if you could quiet down a bit? It's 3:00 am and some people are trying to sleep."
Pearl gasped. She knew only one Jade... but that Jade was killed at the Eggman fortress long ago. Still...
"Step into the light please." Pearl insisted.
Jade stepped into the light. The bat girl was green with navy blue eyeshadow and a pink tank top. Her bangs were
hanging down in her face and had odd purple highlights on them. She wore a pair of black jeans and fingerless gloves.
It can't be... Pearl thought.
But it is...
"Shadow..." Pearl called out, "..... come here and meet your step sister!"
OMIGOSH IT'S TRIPLETS!
Next chapter being sent in soon.
CYA!
