SEX AND THE CITY
(Episode title: Coming Short)
Disclaimer: I don't own SEX AND THE CITY and I don't own the characters. The only characters I own are Jeannie Michaels, Charlie Banter, Aaron Mackenzie, David Cole and Ritchie Dolton.
(***=Scenery change) (Scenery: It is a warm April 2nd in Manhattan, as Carrie sits at her faithful laptop, and types away at the problems that surround her everyday life, while she looks out the window, in her luxurious Manhattan apartment.)
(Thinks) "As I looked through the mail this morning, I came upon finding an invitation to my High School reunion. As much as I dread reunions, I decided to catch up on a few things, and see a few exes' that still held a flame for me after I graduated. (Especially a really weird one that cause me to have my little episode with BIG.) After receiving this little package of things, I decided to chat with the girls about this, to see if they were up to coming with me."
*** "So, I got this thing in my mail and it was for a reunion for my old High School." Said Carrie, while sipping her water cautiously.
"High School reunion? OOH! How exciting! I've always wanted to see what your High School experience was like. You talk about it so much it's like you had the best sex of your life!" Said Charlotte, optimistic and cheery as usual, with her cheeks a light pale pink.
"Hum.a High School reunion sounds fun. Sneak a peak at all the cute bachelors, and who knows, they might get an A in anatomy 101."Said Samantha as she gave a sly look at the girls. They all know what she was hinting about.
"Yeah, it sounds like a plan Carrie, besides it would give me something to do besides talk to Steve about our Quote unquote "friendship."" Miranda finally said. She was so bothered with the whole friendship thing, she regrets ever still having feelings about him.
"Cheer up Miranda. Besides, all he's doing is caring about you. He doesn't want to see you slip away to somebody else who doesn't deserve you, that's all." Carrie wanted Miranda to come more than anything else. She didn't want her miserable home while everyone else was having a good time. "So, do we have a date?"
Sam, raising her hand and being cheery than anyone of them said, "IT'S A DATE!" "I guess the thought of fucking some successful gave her the chills, and a minor orgasm at that."
*** "After discussing the plans, we all met and took a cab to Marriott Hills High School. And after seeing all the sexy successful suits, I was kind of happy that my instincts to go were right."
"Ooh! Look at the selection we got here. It's like picking form a selection of jewelry. Ooh look at that diamond. I sure want his finger in my ring." Sam said, excited as a schoolgirl.
"Of course, Samantha was talking about one of my multiple exes' and a total entrepreneur Ritchie Dolton. Named "Most likely to succeed" and the school's #1 budget consultant. He was rumored to have $300,000,000,000 and have a big estate, but with no wife, ring, or girlfriend in sight. He was everything she sighted for in this reunion, and was going to make her auction claim before anyone else did. While she moved her way over there, Miranda and Charlotte had already staked their claim: Aaron Mackenzie for Miranda, and David Cole for Charlotte. Also 2 big entrepreneurs. While standing all alone for which felt to be the longest 30 seconds of my life, I bumped into someone oh so familiar, My best friend In High School, Jeanie."
"Carrie? Carrie Bradshaw?" Said Jeannie in amazement. "OHMYGOD! Jeannie Michaels? HI!" The both screamed in amazement that they met up for the first time. "Wow! What have you been up to these days?" Said Jeannie "I'm a sex columnist and I have a book out." "Really? I'm a CEO of a worldwide budget company." "HOW WONDERFUL FOR YOU!" "And how's your love life? For a Sex Columnist you must have a pretty interesting love life." "Well.I can't complain!" "Who am I kidding? It's not all peaches and cream as I make it out to be!" "And, what about yours?" Carrie asked nosily. "Oh! Let's see, I was dating this great guy, smart, funny, rich, a sharp dresser and we were dating for a year. And he said that he used to go here, but I don't seem to remember him much. You know, between you and me, he was very shy about having sex. It took me 3 months to work him into it, come to find he had a HUGE penis." "Wait."Had?"" "Yeah.his so called huge dick was really a custom made dildo. They made a mold of a guys real dick, then every time we was going to have sex, he would slip it on and it would do the rest. Heat up, vibrate, and get hard, everything his shell of a dick was supposed to do. Then one night while we were having sex.. His dildo mold fell off, and I saw the tiniest little thing in the world. It was a few inches smaller than my thumb."
"Then it hit me, the shell of a dick was my awkward ex Charlie Banter. Smart, a sharp dresser, funny, already rich by 17, and was awkwardly shy about sex. That's why he never wanted to have sex, and that's why my suppressed horniness for him became invested in BIG. And this is why he broke up with me: Not because I was as he put it to me and the whole school "a hardcore slut", but a fear of me discovering the "real" him: a rich, small dick. Which reminds me of why we broke up in the first place, and why Jeannie and I were no longer friends: He was busy dating Jeannie behind my back and Jeannie didn't even bother to tell me! Well, she did, BUT ON OUR GRADUATION, AFTER HE BROKE UP WITH ME ON OUT SIX MONTH ANNIVERSARY! After spotting him coming towards his ex girlfriend, I so had to let him had it."
"Hey Charlie, It's me: Carrie. Carrie Bradshaw. Remember when you called me a hardcore slut? And you dated Jeannie behind my back? Well guess what I guess I'm not such a hardcore slut now huh RUBBER DICK?" Carrie yelled at the top of lungs so loud that everyone in the reunion stopped and she walked out, with Charlotte and Miranda right behind her.
"Carrie what happened?" said Miranda "Turns out the one that made me turn to BIG for sex had a small dick. His so called "Huge Dick" was a dildo casting!"
"No way!" said Charlotte in shock and laughter.
"Wait, where's Samantha?"
"While I was out screaming about rubber dick to Miranda and Charlotte, Samantha was out having Ritchie's Finger put in her ring.
*** (As we see in this scene: Samantha moaned and moaned and moaned. Ritchie was putting all of his force in her and she kept scratching him and the walls, while she kept screaming for breath. )
*** "The next day, Charlotte was out meeting her bachelor #1 David Cole at a fancy New York restaurant. After spending the whole night at the reunion talking about the perfect marriage and the perfect family, she was sure that he was worth setting her sights into." ."Really? Well, I would love to be carried over the threshold, just like a Cinderella fairytale." Said Charlotte, with her skin glowing a bright beige crème.
"Wow, and you know what else I would love?"
"What?"
"A nice Danielle Steel novel. I enjoy reading her novels." David seemed to be very interested in Charlotte.
"OHMYGOSH! SO WOULD I! I LOVE HER BOOKS!" They both said in unison, doing the same motions and then holding each other hands.
"After that little Cheerleader moment, David and Charlotte looked into each others eyes, and saw the same thing: A soul worth loving. And without hesitation, they kissed and left the restaurant in total and complete true love. While love was in the air in that section of town, Miranda was inside "snuggling" with her lucky bachelor #2 Aaron Mackenzie. Even though they had their clothes off, were toughing each other in a sexual way, and kissing each other, they were just having an intellectual conversation. I like to think of it as Intellectual sex."
(As we see in this scene: Miranda and Aaron are touching slowly, yet softly, and very affectionate. Miranda is looking into his eyes and smiling, and Aaron is looking at her without smiling, while they move closer and together, while trying to fit in a few intellectual sentences.
'So, while Charlotte and Miranda were with their bachelors, Samantha and I decided to get some Cosmopolitans, and discuss last nights events, That's when I told her about RUBBER DICK."
*** "Ahahahahahahahaha!" Sam laughed it up in Carrie's face from the whole hardcore slut thing to the discovery of his dildo mold.
"Sam, this isn't funny! All this time I was thinking that I really was a hardcore slut, and then this happens. I can't believe I dated a guy-"
Then Samantha interrupted "Who has a baby penis."
"Correction: An abnormality smaller than a baby penis. So how did your night go? I bet it went better than my quote unquote "night."" Said Carrie, looking gloomy and unwanted.
"Let's just say I had a bit of cat scratch fever. And it also felt like I was having an asthma attack." Sam said while putting her hand on her chest.
***
"Of course I knew what she meant. After discovering RUBBER DICK out, I decided to sleep the day and night in. I still needed some time to let it all sink in that the man that I considered being with for like all of my eternity backstabbed me by saying I was a hardcore slut, and cheating on me, only to discover second hand that I was called a hardcore slut because he was covering up for his own short comings. Which led me to believe I was right all along: That he was a fake with a fake dick. It then led me to this question: Do men use fake excuses like "Were hardcore sluts" just to cover up for their own horrible mistakes and secrets?"
This is all I really have. I am now starting to develop writer's block. Let me know what you think. I'm going to write more as soon as I come out of my writer's block.
(Episode title: Coming Short)
Disclaimer: I don't own SEX AND THE CITY and I don't own the characters. The only characters I own are Jeannie Michaels, Charlie Banter, Aaron Mackenzie, David Cole and Ritchie Dolton.
(***=Scenery change) (Scenery: It is a warm April 2nd in Manhattan, as Carrie sits at her faithful laptop, and types away at the problems that surround her everyday life, while she looks out the window, in her luxurious Manhattan apartment.)
(Thinks) "As I looked through the mail this morning, I came upon finding an invitation to my High School reunion. As much as I dread reunions, I decided to catch up on a few things, and see a few exes' that still held a flame for me after I graduated. (Especially a really weird one that cause me to have my little episode with BIG.) After receiving this little package of things, I decided to chat with the girls about this, to see if they were up to coming with me."
*** "So, I got this thing in my mail and it was for a reunion for my old High School." Said Carrie, while sipping her water cautiously.
"High School reunion? OOH! How exciting! I've always wanted to see what your High School experience was like. You talk about it so much it's like you had the best sex of your life!" Said Charlotte, optimistic and cheery as usual, with her cheeks a light pale pink.
"Hum.a High School reunion sounds fun. Sneak a peak at all the cute bachelors, and who knows, they might get an A in anatomy 101."Said Samantha as she gave a sly look at the girls. They all know what she was hinting about.
"Yeah, it sounds like a plan Carrie, besides it would give me something to do besides talk to Steve about our Quote unquote "friendship."" Miranda finally said. She was so bothered with the whole friendship thing, she regrets ever still having feelings about him.
"Cheer up Miranda. Besides, all he's doing is caring about you. He doesn't want to see you slip away to somebody else who doesn't deserve you, that's all." Carrie wanted Miranda to come more than anything else. She didn't want her miserable home while everyone else was having a good time. "So, do we have a date?"
Sam, raising her hand and being cheery than anyone of them said, "IT'S A DATE!" "I guess the thought of fucking some successful gave her the chills, and a minor orgasm at that."
*** "After discussing the plans, we all met and took a cab to Marriott Hills High School. And after seeing all the sexy successful suits, I was kind of happy that my instincts to go were right."
"Ooh! Look at the selection we got here. It's like picking form a selection of jewelry. Ooh look at that diamond. I sure want his finger in my ring." Sam said, excited as a schoolgirl.
"Of course, Samantha was talking about one of my multiple exes' and a total entrepreneur Ritchie Dolton. Named "Most likely to succeed" and the school's #1 budget consultant. He was rumored to have $300,000,000,000 and have a big estate, but with no wife, ring, or girlfriend in sight. He was everything she sighted for in this reunion, and was going to make her auction claim before anyone else did. While she moved her way over there, Miranda and Charlotte had already staked their claim: Aaron Mackenzie for Miranda, and David Cole for Charlotte. Also 2 big entrepreneurs. While standing all alone for which felt to be the longest 30 seconds of my life, I bumped into someone oh so familiar, My best friend In High School, Jeanie."
"Carrie? Carrie Bradshaw?" Said Jeannie in amazement. "OHMYGOD! Jeannie Michaels? HI!" The both screamed in amazement that they met up for the first time. "Wow! What have you been up to these days?" Said Jeannie "I'm a sex columnist and I have a book out." "Really? I'm a CEO of a worldwide budget company." "HOW WONDERFUL FOR YOU!" "And how's your love life? For a Sex Columnist you must have a pretty interesting love life." "Well.I can't complain!" "Who am I kidding? It's not all peaches and cream as I make it out to be!" "And, what about yours?" Carrie asked nosily. "Oh! Let's see, I was dating this great guy, smart, funny, rich, a sharp dresser and we were dating for a year. And he said that he used to go here, but I don't seem to remember him much. You know, between you and me, he was very shy about having sex. It took me 3 months to work him into it, come to find he had a HUGE penis." "Wait."Had?"" "Yeah.his so called huge dick was really a custom made dildo. They made a mold of a guys real dick, then every time we was going to have sex, he would slip it on and it would do the rest. Heat up, vibrate, and get hard, everything his shell of a dick was supposed to do. Then one night while we were having sex.. His dildo mold fell off, and I saw the tiniest little thing in the world. It was a few inches smaller than my thumb."
"Then it hit me, the shell of a dick was my awkward ex Charlie Banter. Smart, a sharp dresser, funny, already rich by 17, and was awkwardly shy about sex. That's why he never wanted to have sex, and that's why my suppressed horniness for him became invested in BIG. And this is why he broke up with me: Not because I was as he put it to me and the whole school "a hardcore slut", but a fear of me discovering the "real" him: a rich, small dick. Which reminds me of why we broke up in the first place, and why Jeannie and I were no longer friends: He was busy dating Jeannie behind my back and Jeannie didn't even bother to tell me! Well, she did, BUT ON OUR GRADUATION, AFTER HE BROKE UP WITH ME ON OUT SIX MONTH ANNIVERSARY! After spotting him coming towards his ex girlfriend, I so had to let him had it."
"Hey Charlie, It's me: Carrie. Carrie Bradshaw. Remember when you called me a hardcore slut? And you dated Jeannie behind my back? Well guess what I guess I'm not such a hardcore slut now huh RUBBER DICK?" Carrie yelled at the top of lungs so loud that everyone in the reunion stopped and she walked out, with Charlotte and Miranda right behind her.
"Carrie what happened?" said Miranda "Turns out the one that made me turn to BIG for sex had a small dick. His so called "Huge Dick" was a dildo casting!"
"No way!" said Charlotte in shock and laughter.
"Wait, where's Samantha?"
"While I was out screaming about rubber dick to Miranda and Charlotte, Samantha was out having Ritchie's Finger put in her ring.
*** (As we see in this scene: Samantha moaned and moaned and moaned. Ritchie was putting all of his force in her and she kept scratching him and the walls, while she kept screaming for breath. )
*** "The next day, Charlotte was out meeting her bachelor #1 David Cole at a fancy New York restaurant. After spending the whole night at the reunion talking about the perfect marriage and the perfect family, she was sure that he was worth setting her sights into." ."Really? Well, I would love to be carried over the threshold, just like a Cinderella fairytale." Said Charlotte, with her skin glowing a bright beige crème.
"Wow, and you know what else I would love?"
"What?"
"A nice Danielle Steel novel. I enjoy reading her novels." David seemed to be very interested in Charlotte.
"OHMYGOSH! SO WOULD I! I LOVE HER BOOKS!" They both said in unison, doing the same motions and then holding each other hands.
"After that little Cheerleader moment, David and Charlotte looked into each others eyes, and saw the same thing: A soul worth loving. And without hesitation, they kissed and left the restaurant in total and complete true love. While love was in the air in that section of town, Miranda was inside "snuggling" with her lucky bachelor #2 Aaron Mackenzie. Even though they had their clothes off, were toughing each other in a sexual way, and kissing each other, they were just having an intellectual conversation. I like to think of it as Intellectual sex."
(As we see in this scene: Miranda and Aaron are touching slowly, yet softly, and very affectionate. Miranda is looking into his eyes and smiling, and Aaron is looking at her without smiling, while they move closer and together, while trying to fit in a few intellectual sentences.
'So, while Charlotte and Miranda were with their bachelors, Samantha and I decided to get some Cosmopolitans, and discuss last nights events, That's when I told her about RUBBER DICK."
*** "Ahahahahahahahaha!" Sam laughed it up in Carrie's face from the whole hardcore slut thing to the discovery of his dildo mold.
"Sam, this isn't funny! All this time I was thinking that I really was a hardcore slut, and then this happens. I can't believe I dated a guy-"
Then Samantha interrupted "Who has a baby penis."
"Correction: An abnormality smaller than a baby penis. So how did your night go? I bet it went better than my quote unquote "night."" Said Carrie, looking gloomy and unwanted.
"Let's just say I had a bit of cat scratch fever. And it also felt like I was having an asthma attack." Sam said while putting her hand on her chest.
***
"Of course I knew what she meant. After discovering RUBBER DICK out, I decided to sleep the day and night in. I still needed some time to let it all sink in that the man that I considered being with for like all of my eternity backstabbed me by saying I was a hardcore slut, and cheating on me, only to discover second hand that I was called a hardcore slut because he was covering up for his own short comings. Which led me to believe I was right all along: That he was a fake with a fake dick. It then led me to this question: Do men use fake excuses like "Were hardcore sluts" just to cover up for their own horrible mistakes and secrets?"
This is all I really have. I am now starting to develop writer's block. Let me know what you think. I'm going to write more as soon as I come out of my writer's block.
