1 way to annoy Rosalie.

(Take all her beauty products)

Alice Perspective

I sat in the room bored, It was just not nothing to do to entertain me today. That's when it hit me, Rosalie was getting on my damn nerves all yesterday I almost lost my temper. So its time to get her back, But the question is how?

Think Rosalie, Think Rosalie. I thought. What's something she love's? I also thought, I was so glad that Edward went to Bella's house for the night so he wouldn't hear my thoughts, and especially Rosalie was out at the mall with Emmett.

"I got it!" I said aloud. " Got what?" Esme asked.

"Ummm, My contact, I lost it." I lied, Esme would have knew I was lying but I guess she was detracted. "Oh, that's nice honey." she told me. I had my plan I was so excited!

Rosalie loved her beauty and always love's to put on her little make up even if she didn't need it. So I'd had a perfect plan, What if Rosalie's Make up and other products just vanished. (Evil grin) Excellent!

I walked up the stairs and open the door to Rosalie and Emmett's room and walked in the bathroom. All her stuff was lined up on the table, I took a plastic bag and swept all the stuff in the bag. He He , this was awesome I couldn't wait until she got home. (Evil grin again). I took the stuff and hid it under my bed, nobody goes in there so I was lucky. I walked back down the stairs and started watching TV. Yes! One tree hill was on and it was my favorite episode , When Heidi gets pregnant and almost dies. I heard the door open. I could hear Rose and Emmett out side. Action!

"I am going to hunt, I need a good irritated grizzly for dinner." Emmett said sarcastically and laughed. "Okay, see you later." she said.

"Okay babe." Emmett said and they were kissing, it was annoying and even more today because it was wasting precious time. They finally stopped kissing and Rosalie headed upstairs. He he, I thought again.

"What the hell, my products disappeared!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she screamed I tried not to laugh. Rosalie raced down the stairs. "Do you have my stuff?!" she carried on. Damn, I didn't know she was going that berserk, I was starting to feel bad………. Not! This was splendid.

"Nope." I said and made a pop at the P. "Esme!" She screamed. "Did you see my hair products." she cried.

"No dear, I did not." Esme said calmly.

Rosalie groaned. "I am searching all ya'll rooms." she said.

I flinched then realized nobody checks under my bed so I was okay. I watched One tree hill and all of a sudden.

"Alice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Uh oh its time to run now!