"She's Gone Crazy!"
Chapter I: Should I be Scared Right Now?
Why does my mother insist on torturing me with these experiments? She's constantly reminding me that I exist only to express her ideals, and that I was born only to serve the people.
Well I'm telling you right now that Eleanor Lamb is no prostitute! I have sex with who ever I want for free thank you very much…ok if you want to give me some money for it…wait no never mind. Ok give me a fifty and I'll do it, I'm immune to all the sexually transmitted diseases known to man anyway. But you must pass these requirements: No bald spots, no beer belly, no to any inventions made by Andrew or Ned. And the sex better be good or I am going to gut you like a trout! Or what that Bouncer did to that Splicer guy who tried to get into one of those adult clubs in Fort Frolic.
Yeah he is a stain now and the Rosies have been trying to get him up for weeks. Anyway I'm getting off topic, now my so called 'mother' has been injecting me with Plasmids for the last ten years of my life. Plasmids are instant genetic modification that empower you with abilities like Telekinesis or they could give you the ability to shoot fire balls out of your hands. Or electricity, or ice, or bees, or butterflies. Butterflies are pretty, I like butterflies do you like butterflies? You better F***ING like butterflies or I'm going to give you such a pinch!
Whoops, off topic again! What was I saying?….Oh right! My mother has been injecting me with plasmids, specifically tonics, like brain boost, expert hacker, sports boost, lurker, security evasion, short circuit, armored shell, ice storm, electrical storm, fire storm, elemental storm, head hunter, hurried hacker, frozen field, walking inferno, electric flesh, eve saver, arms race, medical expert, eve expert, hackers delight, natural camouflage, basically every tonic found in Rapture. She also spliced me with Plasmids like Electro Bolt, Incinerate!, Winter Blast, Hypnotize, Insect Swarm, Decoy, Scout, Cyclone Trap, Geyser Trap, Aero Dash, Houdini Plasmid, and the Teleportation Plasmid. Now even though I'm immune to ADAM'S physical effects it can still effect me mentally. Unfortunately I am now classified with ADHD, schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, and split personality disorder. And you know what?
Its all my mothers fault that crazy BITCH!
I knew I should have resurrected my father sooner! "Aw shit!" Sorry a Splicer walked into my room and I accidentally set it on fire…and beat it with a stick. Anyway, my father was a Big Daddy he was one of the first of a line of prototypes called the Alpha Series. He was the fourth prototype, none know his real name but most call him Subject Delta. He was the only person who I ever loved, I don't love my mom she's a bitch…seriously I'm not one of those winy teenagers that get mad just because she doesn't get her way, my mom really is a crazy psychotic bitch. Wait…I'm a crazy psychotic bitch…
Did I just call myself a bitch?
Oh yeah I forgot to put prone to short burst of depression on the list. I really hate my mom, did I mention that? Anyway…I found a Big Sister suit laying around Persephone after my ADAM treatment was done, so now I'm going to go look for my fathers body and we will escape Rapture together. It would be rude of me to make him do all the work and force him to travel through Rapture alone! He's going to need help! Luckily I'm a Big Sister now heh heh heh…
I can't wait to see the look on mother's face.
"Aw shit a bug!" SMACK Wait… that was a Spider Splicer. Hold on… yup its dead.
…Defiantly dead.
