-Karen's diary is up!!!! ENJOY!
KAREN'S DIARY
Keep out nosy parents. (I am not on crack if you're trying to find out)
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1st Fall
Well. I am starting a diary because my life is so interesting! No. Cos I feel like it and cos I want to. How crap can life get? Friggerbummin' Music festival is in two days. I always have to sing, always always. It does my head in. I have to wear a really horrible dress. Mom must of been a size -200 when she was younger I can hardly fit into the stupid dress, I need to lose weight so much. I wish I was Ann, she doesn't have to care about stupid weight and stupid Rick cos she has perfect Cliff. Huh. She is so happy it's getting me down and she's always going on about Cliff! Cliff Cliff Cliff Cliff Cliff...Why do we always have to talk about him???? And Popuri is now officialy dating Kai!!! I am so annoyed, everyone has a boyfriend except me. I'm sure that Gray is seeing Mary. They are always together...either that or Gray has a book fetish. The library is their little hidey-hole, they can always be found there. I don't think Gray has actually made a move yet, though. He is really shy. This is a really depressing first entry, I'm gonna sleep now.
3rd Fall (MUSIC FESTIVAL)
Music festival soon, Rick arrived to 'escort me' why can't he give it a rest? I said I'd meet him there and he looked so incredibly upset I had to change my mind and tell him to wait while I got ready. So he's waiting with a big bunch of crumpled flowers. The dress still loks bad as ever.
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I HATE THE MUSIC FESTIVAL! Everyone's like, "Oh, Karen you're singing's so great!" I just want to bite their heads off. Especially that Cliff, he is so perfect it hurts. Ann is so lucky!!! Compared to Cliff Rick looks like a kid, he's so immature sometimes...but he does make me laugh I suppose, and I have known him since forever. Elli is really pissed too cos she fancies Cliff and he and Ann were completedly showing off. Well; Ann was. WHY do I hate my best bud so much??
4th Fall
I've decided to give Rick a chance, he's a nice guy and I do like him. I think I will ring him now, we can go out somewhere.
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?? Rick doesn't want to know. He said, "Sorry Karen, I have other plans." And put the phone down, he is soooooooo annoying.
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Little miss perfect BoyF is not much help. God God God. She says give him time. Arg. Popuri told me to relax he probably DOES have other plans. Elli told me she'd ring back. He probably does have plans, his mom is ill. Popuri didn't mention their mother, though. Boys really confuse me. I feel like I need to sleep for several thousand years.
6th Fall
RICK RANG. He asked me when I wanted to do something and apologised for the other day. Anywho I am meeting him today to go for a walk somewhere, there is nothing to do in this crappo town.
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I think I've been a bit stupid, I was going on about how annoyed I was that Popuri was dating Kai and suddenly Rick was really really quiet. I forgot that Rick absolutely HATES Kai, he doesn't approve of him and Popuri, before Kai left Poppy kept sneaking out to see him, like, every night. This kinda spoiled the whole day and Rick made some excuse about having to feed the chickens. I can be such an idiot sometimes.
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Called Ann but she is on her own planet right now and apparantly Cliff is the only one invited so there is really no point in phoning her untill she has a crisis with Mr. Marvellous.
8th Fall
Ann is so bitchy, Cliff really brings out the worst in her. She was in a MEGA mood today, I have no idea why. Probably something to do with MM (mr. Marvellous) Rick hung up on me earlier when I mentioned Kai, he is really moody as well so I rang Ann for a shoulder to cry on and she said, "Get a life, Karen, you spent the whole summer avoiding him and whining about how annoying he was being and now you're whining when he gives you a taste of you're own medicine!" I was soooo angry. Mostly cos it was true but still, she didn't have to be so...truthful.
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I've just had Poppy on the phone telling me how Ann has been horrible to her too. And Poppy saw Elli and she told her Ann had been bitching about her to the doc or something. I wonder what's wrong with Ann? .....I don't care, actually, as soon as a guy comes along she forgets her friends and insults them. That is not the behaviour of a real best bud. Huh, I really am never going to speak to the idiot cow ever ever ever again.
9th Fall (HARVEST FESTIVAL)
Ann was not at the town square today. I'm glad. MM was there, I noticed so they must of had a fallout. Me in the meantime went with Rick! YAY. I also noticed the mayor's nose was exceedingly red today, he must of got it specialy polished for the occasion.
11th Fall
Me and Poppy went up into the mountains today for a walk and talk. She is really quite annoyed by Kai, he hasn't written or called and she's wquite stressed. He is a good looking guy, Popuri is sure he's found a girl wherever he is now and likes her more. I didnt have the heart to tell her this is probably true. Rick is being quite sweet, though. Popuri thinks it is incredibly funny that I like her brother, she has telling me all sorts of embarrasing stories about him. My faveriote is the time he had an attack of the zits and a little boy asked his mother "Shouldn't that boy be in bed if he has chicken pox?"
12th Fall
Saw Ann and was going to make peace cos it's hard to talk about Rick on front of Popuri. Then Gray went over and talked to her, she was soooo flirting with him! What does she see in GRAY? He is really quiet and moody. I guess that she's been hanging around with him and Mary since she broke friends with me, Popuri and Elli.
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Rick just asked if I wanted to come to the beach tomorrow for the moon viewing festival. Of course I said yes. He is so cute when he's nervous.
13th Fall
I have like the most perfectest dress for tonight but it's times like this that I really need Ann's shoes.
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I really love Rick, he was so perfect tonight. And suprisingly he's a great kisser.
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Oh yeah, the moon was really....moonish tonight.
13th Fall
MY birthday tomorrow, everyone is invited except Ann obviosly. I even invited Cliff. I wonder if MM will leave his little girlfriend at home or if he's so perfect he stays to keep her company.
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I wonder if she's slept with him yet?
14th Fall
Ann just came round to plead sorriness she brought my present too. It is actually quite a nice bracelet. I told her she may be my little buddy again but not my bestest one. (popuri can be that even if she's got candyfloss for a brain) Her punishment is that she's not allowed to my party. SO HAH!! Anyways I'm quite glad we're friends again, Popuri is really quite annoying, its all KAI KAI KAI KAI.
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Rick came over before the party to give me his present, which is a rather lovely ring and some nice posh wine. OKAY, now party time.
15th Fall
Got a little drunken last night but isn't that the point??
17th Fall
Aha! Doc's party tonight, it is to be held at the surgery which seems a bit stupid to me. What if we find the drugs and start injecting ourselves with tranquilisers or something??
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Yay! I can borrow Ann's killer heel shoes for tonight.
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Ag! BROKED heeeeeee;ll/ What will ANNie do 2 me?? Rick says tell herm bbut i hitt him. ND POPURI is sstupid drunken slut, iam soooooooo not speiking to her!
18th Fall
Popuri is such a slut, she didn't have Kai so she was launching herself at Ricko all night! I broke the heel on Ann's shoes so I am running into the shoe repairer's to get them repaired today. Ag! The ferry is gonna be leaving soon. Ah! Whrees the heel gone?? God, she'll kill me. Oh good. It was underneath an alchopop bottle. Damn theres none in.
21st Fall (sheep festival)
BOR-ING, the old farmer is still dying. I do care, honest I just dont like to show it. The mayor kinda made a law that everyone had to attend cos it would be the farmer's last ever sheep festival. My heart bleeds, it really does. Anyway Ann was hanging onto Cliff's every word so I stayed with Rick and Popuri.
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AHHH! It's Rick's birthy-day on the 27th!!! he invited me to his house for dinner. I have to meet his mother!!! (I've met her a million times before but that's not the point) What the hell am I going to get him and what the hell should I wear and how should I have my hair (and so on and so on)???
24th Fall
Rang Ann about Rick's birthday. She acted quite interested for a milisecond. Sometimes she can be soooo selfish. Anyway she offered to lend me her shoes but I didn't want to risk another incident like the doc's party. She says wear the red dress, the red dress, I hate the red one! I always thought it made me look like a walking tomato, so I'm not wearing a dress. HAH! But that is all I know, what I'm NOT wearing. I think I may tell Rick I have to um...bleach my blond bits that night.
26th Fall
God god god god. Have bought Ricko's present it is a very great box of very expensive chocolates. Well I have zilch imagination and I hate shopping for other people.
27th Fall (Ricko's birthday!)
I ran to Ann's in the wee hours of the morning to get advice. Cliff was there too (god) and they are sooo couply. Cliff is really sweet and lovely and cute...I better stop before I start comparing him to Rick.
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I know what I'm wearing, it is the new birthday jeans with my old high high boots and the sparkly sparkle top...I think.
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God, Rick is so perfect it hurts, my mother even thinks he's nice! Me and Rick are now totally together and a couple and all that... I rang Ann who didn't seem as happy as a Best Bud should but I bet her Cliff is not as great as my Rick and she is most probably JEALOUS.
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I cannot sleep, it is so incredibly cold cold cold. Brrrrrrrrr. I need an extra blankey.
29th Fall
I went on a walk with Rick, Ann, Elli and Doc today. It is certainly getting v cold. Ann is all depressed because Cliff has started being all absent and not around all of a sudden. I knew he was too good to be true. Maybe I did gloat and show off a little. But ha! I have a boyfriend to snuggle up with in the cold and Ann does not! I shouldn't be so mean...Elli still has not forgivven little boyfriendless Annie for the insulting thing, I've forgotton what she said now.
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I've remembered...grrrrr.
30th Fall
Nearly v cold winter. I HATE WINTER! It's too cold, my dad told me to watch the shop today, he had to go sort something out at the bank. It was quite fun being a shop keeper, but definately NOT my career of choice. I am so worried about Dad, he just will not be aggresive enough to make the stupid bank guy see that we shall have enough money soon.
KAREN'S DIARY
Keep out nosy parents. (I am not on crack if you're trying to find out)
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-FALL
1st Fall
Well. I am starting a diary because my life is so interesting! No. Cos I feel like it and cos I want to. How crap can life get? Friggerbummin' Music festival is in two days. I always have to sing, always always. It does my head in. I have to wear a really horrible dress. Mom must of been a size -200 when she was younger I can hardly fit into the stupid dress, I need to lose weight so much. I wish I was Ann, she doesn't have to care about stupid weight and stupid Rick cos she has perfect Cliff. Huh. She is so happy it's getting me down and she's always going on about Cliff! Cliff Cliff Cliff Cliff Cliff...Why do we always have to talk about him???? And Popuri is now officialy dating Kai!!! I am so annoyed, everyone has a boyfriend except me. I'm sure that Gray is seeing Mary. They are always together...either that or Gray has a book fetish. The library is their little hidey-hole, they can always be found there. I don't think Gray has actually made a move yet, though. He is really shy. This is a really depressing first entry, I'm gonna sleep now.
3rd Fall (MUSIC FESTIVAL)
Music festival soon, Rick arrived to 'escort me' why can't he give it a rest? I said I'd meet him there and he looked so incredibly upset I had to change my mind and tell him to wait while I got ready. So he's waiting with a big bunch of crumpled flowers. The dress still loks bad as ever.
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I HATE THE MUSIC FESTIVAL! Everyone's like, "Oh, Karen you're singing's so great!" I just want to bite their heads off. Especially that Cliff, he is so perfect it hurts. Ann is so lucky!!! Compared to Cliff Rick looks like a kid, he's so immature sometimes...but he does make me laugh I suppose, and I have known him since forever. Elli is really pissed too cos she fancies Cliff and he and Ann were completedly showing off. Well; Ann was. WHY do I hate my best bud so much??
4th Fall
I've decided to give Rick a chance, he's a nice guy and I do like him. I think I will ring him now, we can go out somewhere.
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?? Rick doesn't want to know. He said, "Sorry Karen, I have other plans." And put the phone down, he is soooooooo annoying.
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Little miss perfect BoyF is not much help. God God God. She says give him time. Arg. Popuri told me to relax he probably DOES have other plans. Elli told me she'd ring back. He probably does have plans, his mom is ill. Popuri didn't mention their mother, though. Boys really confuse me. I feel like I need to sleep for several thousand years.
6th Fall
RICK RANG. He asked me when I wanted to do something and apologised for the other day. Anywho I am meeting him today to go for a walk somewhere, there is nothing to do in this crappo town.
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I think I've been a bit stupid, I was going on about how annoyed I was that Popuri was dating Kai and suddenly Rick was really really quiet. I forgot that Rick absolutely HATES Kai, he doesn't approve of him and Popuri, before Kai left Poppy kept sneaking out to see him, like, every night. This kinda spoiled the whole day and Rick made some excuse about having to feed the chickens. I can be such an idiot sometimes.
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Called Ann but she is on her own planet right now and apparantly Cliff is the only one invited so there is really no point in phoning her untill she has a crisis with Mr. Marvellous.
8th Fall
Ann is so bitchy, Cliff really brings out the worst in her. She was in a MEGA mood today, I have no idea why. Probably something to do with MM (mr. Marvellous) Rick hung up on me earlier when I mentioned Kai, he is really moody as well so I rang Ann for a shoulder to cry on and she said, "Get a life, Karen, you spent the whole summer avoiding him and whining about how annoying he was being and now you're whining when he gives you a taste of you're own medicine!" I was soooo angry. Mostly cos it was true but still, she didn't have to be so...truthful.
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I've just had Poppy on the phone telling me how Ann has been horrible to her too. And Poppy saw Elli and she told her Ann had been bitching about her to the doc or something. I wonder what's wrong with Ann? .....I don't care, actually, as soon as a guy comes along she forgets her friends and insults them. That is not the behaviour of a real best bud. Huh, I really am never going to speak to the idiot cow ever ever ever again.
9th Fall (HARVEST FESTIVAL)
Ann was not at the town square today. I'm glad. MM was there, I noticed so they must of had a fallout. Me in the meantime went with Rick! YAY. I also noticed the mayor's nose was exceedingly red today, he must of got it specialy polished for the occasion.
11th Fall
Me and Poppy went up into the mountains today for a walk and talk. She is really quite annoyed by Kai, he hasn't written or called and she's wquite stressed. He is a good looking guy, Popuri is sure he's found a girl wherever he is now and likes her more. I didnt have the heart to tell her this is probably true. Rick is being quite sweet, though. Popuri thinks it is incredibly funny that I like her brother, she has telling me all sorts of embarrasing stories about him. My faveriote is the time he had an attack of the zits and a little boy asked his mother "Shouldn't that boy be in bed if he has chicken pox?"
12th Fall
Saw Ann and was going to make peace cos it's hard to talk about Rick on front of Popuri. Then Gray went over and talked to her, she was soooo flirting with him! What does she see in GRAY? He is really quiet and moody. I guess that she's been hanging around with him and Mary since she broke friends with me, Popuri and Elli.
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Rick just asked if I wanted to come to the beach tomorrow for the moon viewing festival. Of course I said yes. He is so cute when he's nervous.
13th Fall
I have like the most perfectest dress for tonight but it's times like this that I really need Ann's shoes.
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I really love Rick, he was so perfect tonight. And suprisingly he's a great kisser.
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Oh yeah, the moon was really....moonish tonight.
13th Fall
MY birthday tomorrow, everyone is invited except Ann obviosly. I even invited Cliff. I wonder if MM will leave his little girlfriend at home or if he's so perfect he stays to keep her company.
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I wonder if she's slept with him yet?
14th Fall
Ann just came round to plead sorriness she brought my present too. It is actually quite a nice bracelet. I told her she may be my little buddy again but not my bestest one. (popuri can be that even if she's got candyfloss for a brain) Her punishment is that she's not allowed to my party. SO HAH!! Anyways I'm quite glad we're friends again, Popuri is really quite annoying, its all KAI KAI KAI KAI.
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Rick came over before the party to give me his present, which is a rather lovely ring and some nice posh wine. OKAY, now party time.
15th Fall
Got a little drunken last night but isn't that the point??
17th Fall
Aha! Doc's party tonight, it is to be held at the surgery which seems a bit stupid to me. What if we find the drugs and start injecting ourselves with tranquilisers or something??
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Yay! I can borrow Ann's killer heel shoes for tonight.
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Ag! BROKED heeeeeee;ll/ What will ANNie do 2 me?? Rick says tell herm bbut i hitt him. ND POPURI is sstupid drunken slut, iam soooooooo not speiking to her!
18th Fall
Popuri is such a slut, she didn't have Kai so she was launching herself at Ricko all night! I broke the heel on Ann's shoes so I am running into the shoe repairer's to get them repaired today. Ag! The ferry is gonna be leaving soon. Ah! Whrees the heel gone?? God, she'll kill me. Oh good. It was underneath an alchopop bottle. Damn theres none in.
21st Fall (sheep festival)
BOR-ING, the old farmer is still dying. I do care, honest I just dont like to show it. The mayor kinda made a law that everyone had to attend cos it would be the farmer's last ever sheep festival. My heart bleeds, it really does. Anyway Ann was hanging onto Cliff's every word so I stayed with Rick and Popuri.
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AHHH! It's Rick's birthy-day on the 27th!!! he invited me to his house for dinner. I have to meet his mother!!! (I've met her a million times before but that's not the point) What the hell am I going to get him and what the hell should I wear and how should I have my hair (and so on and so on)???
24th Fall
Rang Ann about Rick's birthday. She acted quite interested for a milisecond. Sometimes she can be soooo selfish. Anyway she offered to lend me her shoes but I didn't want to risk another incident like the doc's party. She says wear the red dress, the red dress, I hate the red one! I always thought it made me look like a walking tomato, so I'm not wearing a dress. HAH! But that is all I know, what I'm NOT wearing. I think I may tell Rick I have to um...bleach my blond bits that night.
26th Fall
God god god god. Have bought Ricko's present it is a very great box of very expensive chocolates. Well I have zilch imagination and I hate shopping for other people.
27th Fall (Ricko's birthday!)
I ran to Ann's in the wee hours of the morning to get advice. Cliff was there too (god) and they are sooo couply. Cliff is really sweet and lovely and cute...I better stop before I start comparing him to Rick.
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I know what I'm wearing, it is the new birthday jeans with my old high high boots and the sparkly sparkle top...I think.
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God, Rick is so perfect it hurts, my mother even thinks he's nice! Me and Rick are now totally together and a couple and all that... I rang Ann who didn't seem as happy as a Best Bud should but I bet her Cliff is not as great as my Rick and she is most probably JEALOUS.
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I cannot sleep, it is so incredibly cold cold cold. Brrrrrrrrr. I need an extra blankey.
29th Fall
I went on a walk with Rick, Ann, Elli and Doc today. It is certainly getting v cold. Ann is all depressed because Cliff has started being all absent and not around all of a sudden. I knew he was too good to be true. Maybe I did gloat and show off a little. But ha! I have a boyfriend to snuggle up with in the cold and Ann does not! I shouldn't be so mean...Elli still has not forgivven little boyfriendless Annie for the insulting thing, I've forgotton what she said now.
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I've remembered...grrrrr.
30th Fall
Nearly v cold winter. I HATE WINTER! It's too cold, my dad told me to watch the shop today, he had to go sort something out at the bank. It was quite fun being a shop keeper, but definately NOT my career of choice. I am so worried about Dad, he just will not be aggresive enough to make the stupid bank guy see that we shall have enough money soon.
